Top 10 Reasons Why Princess Rapunzel Sucks

Princess Rapunzel is a princess who should never exist. She is simple-minded, supremely overrated, an insult, cowardly, confusing and unreasonable. Do not get me started on the Disney version of Princess Rapunzel or the crappy Betty & Veronica version. In other words, fuck you Grimm Brothers!
The Top Ten
1 She's a fake Disney Princess
2 She's so overrated

Shut up! People who say she is bad have no reason to exist, not Rapunzel. The one who says she carries an annoying hair, are the worst people alive on Earth, for it heals the people and they are being mean to blondes. Belle just poofed back and said 'I love you' when Beast dies, but Rapunzel was born with magical tears and saved Eugene. What is your name, the creator of this nonsense list. You are an offensive and psycho person! Remove Rapunzel out of such nonsense lists now!

No. She is underrated. She has so little merchandise. Rapunzel is accepting, bold, beautiful, creative, outspoken, brave, intelligent, responsible, warm, curious and jolly, not simple minded, overrated, insult, cowardly, confusing and unreasonable. Whoever made this list must be a insane n horrid Tangled hater. Stop telling Rapunzel bad, you don't no what feminism is! I hate this stupid list! It must be removed from Top Tens.

Yeah, I don't know why they like Rapunzel. She's... horribly overrated. You think she's pretty, she's smart, or creativity, but I totally don't think so. She shows the amazing skills of dancing, sewing, baking, and... of course, drawing. Who knows, I find no flaws of Rapunzel and that's why I hate her. She's described to be a perfect girl, so I find that really annoying.

Rapunzel not feminist, she been save by a guy in the end and from the villain and she is a bad character and have a bad goals and dream which is to see only floating lights or lantern,which not pro poor but pro rich that why she is royal and rich I hate her so much and it's a bad movie.

3 She needs to be naked or dress modernly

Wanna hear Princess Rapunzel play guitar nude and simultaneously sing repeatedly about her young ass and overall sexual, feminine body?

Why on earth would Disney make their princess nude or dress her in modern clothes. What a ridiculous list.

What makes you think Princess Rapunzel needs to be naked or dress modernly?

Well that's stupid considering she's not from a modern times.

4 She has no reason to exist

I was disappointed when the Disney adaption of the Rapunzel movie was nothing likt the Grimm Brothers' classic fairytale.

She dumb and annoying and have a super dumb dream that is not meaningful at all.

OK, maybe she does have reason to exist. But they are bad reasons.

I really hate her. Absolutely hate her.

5 Disgrace to classic Disney

Rapunzel is not a disgrace to classic or modern Disney. But the creator of this list and all of you haters are a disgrace to humanity that's for sure.

6 Disney's version of Rapunzel

This. She's got the dullest colour palette ever. I can think of more exciting hair-eyes-dress colour combinations that would really catch your eye -sandy hair-blue eyes-blue dress -> angelic looking and her hair would really look much different when glittering; but long black hair would also be different and slick. Her short hair, instead of brown, could have been red or black, so as to really make an impact to the audience when it changes colour + turquoise eyes/turquoise dress.
Her design and dress are forgettable. Even her short hair is forgettable and unneded and she's often featured with long hair because obviously that's what the tale is about. Her eyes are way too big and she has sort of a weird smiling face. She only shows some sassiness and caracter when angry or serious.

Her baby self sucks, her child self is a prat, and do not get me started on her teen self. Her baby/child self is the worst. I do not want to see Tangled! EVER! That movie sucked anyways.

If you hate it so much, then what's the point?

Tangled is a monstrosity movie.

7 She's more like a modern day girl than another more classical princess

No Anna is like a modern girl, not Rapunzel. Anna is an idiot who says words like "beautifuller". She doesn't even know proper words despite being a princess. Rapunzel behaves like a well educated, curious and intelligent girl.

8 Princess Rapunzel merchandise

What's so bad about Princess Rapunzel merchandise? What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel merchandise?

I like Rapunzel merchandise as much as I like Frozen merchandise.

What's so bad about Princess Rapunzel merchandise?

It's worse than PAW Patrol merchandise.

9 She's boring
10 Her hair

Are you forgetting that she is brunette at the end of the movie, Tangled Ever After, and the new T.V. show, and Flynn likes her better as a brunette. Plus, what's wrong with blondes? I'm blonde, and I'm actually really smart unlike the dumb blonde stereotype. Sheesh people.

What?! Princess Rapunzel has the longest hair ever, and it's yellow! Can't it be light brown or white?! Yeah, I am really pissed off now.

Rapunzel's hair is beautiful in both versions. Her long blonde hair is beautiful and her short brown hair looks great too.

The basic reason why people praise her like crazy.

The Contenders
11 Her iguana, Pascal

Ugh these Varian fan brats are so stupid. Rapunzel couldn't leave her Kingdom in the middle of a storm to help one kid. And of course she would cry if her childhood pet supposedly dies in front of her eyes. Use your brain for once instead of whining about that brat Varian.

He's not an iguana, Pascal is a highly intelligent chameleon, who I think is an amazing sidekick.

Yeah, who needs him! He's even dumber than Beavis!

12 She has no adult brother

Why are you accusing Princess Rapunzel for not having any adult brothers on her own? Huh?

Rapunzel has no siblings on her own so she's an only child. Is that so wrong?

Anna and Elsa lack an adult brother too.

Rapunzel: I'm an only child you know.

13 Rapunzel lacks an adult brother

So what? Rapunzel's an only child anyway you know so what's the problem? Huh?

Here's why I put that on the list, because Anna and Elsa are her sisters.

14 She doesn't wear shoes

I hate that people take off their shoes. When they enter in an someone's house and they do, I hate it, because too many attributions are taken anywhere besides leaving their smell permeated on the floor. Rapunzel is ridiculous and walking barefoot is unhygienic, unless she washes her bare feet. This caractheristic is good for the foot fetishists. And also to be barefoot always walking on stones, dangerous or dirty floors could damage your feet, but for some reason she always has them perfect and soft (? ) The only good thing of that if she gets lost, Maximus, the horse could trace her scent easily.

She claims to hate shoes, yet in some official Disney artwork, she is depicted wearing shoes. So ironic.

Seriously? That's the best you can do?

15 She got adopted by a ugly villain
16 She's lame
17 Betty Cooper as Princess Rapunzel

What do you mean Betty Cooper as Princess Rapunzel? I don't understand whatever it means.

Nobody gives a burrito.

18 She's 18 years old

I mean as in the movie Tangled. But true story, Princess Rapunzel is now 22 years old.

So what? She's older now so what's the big deal and the problem with her age?

19 The story sucks

"Nothing to do with the classic fairytale"
So you wanted to see a 12 year old getting pregnant? Original Rapunzel did nothing at all and was a pathetic and weak character. Disney made her better.
"Not feminist"
And yet Rapunzel is a multi talented girl who isn't fragile (she can swing around with her long hair). She brought Flynn back to life with her magic hair and yet you whiny people keep complaining. You just want women to be overpowered Mary Sues who are like 'I don't need no man' and have the personality of a cardboard. Rapunzel can fight, has a host of talents, saved Flynn but you will just complain that the movie is not feminist. Get a life.

I totally agree and I could talk about this endlessly. 1. No romance: Rapunzel's love story is as dull as one a five year old could plot and dream about, it's so childish and undeveloped. She's just ok with the guy, runs away with him, they are friendly to each other, then she likes him more and she kisses him -but it's nowhere as enchanting as Ariel's kiss for instance. It's like their love story doesn't follow a solid script, much like the rest of the movie (sadly, since I expected SO much more from this movie; so much more could have been achieved if the movie had stayed closer to the original Rapunzel story, it would have given us a darker and more enchanting story similar to Beauty and the Beast). 2. crappy lines. Yes, nothing fresh, witty, smart to draw attention. Even the songs are as boring and plain as the rest of the movie. 3. Brown-hair vs. blonde hair: ok this doesn't irritate me as much as they didn't give her a damn braid (or shoes for that matter) and we are talking ...more

*12 year old with babies. The sentence looks bad in hindsight but English isn't my first language so the sentence turned out to be wrong.

No romance, bad relations, crappy lines, putting down the brown-haired in favor of the blondes, this story sucks!

20 She loves Flynn Rider

So what? Flynn actually cared about Rapunzel as a person. He kept removing her hair from her face to see her. He gave up his life so that Rapunzel could be free. While Gothel is a baby stealer who keeps manipulating Rapunzel to keep using her hair. She only cares about the magic hair and not Rapunzel. She called Rapunzel ditzy, gullible, naive, sloppy etc. Gothel actually chained Rapunzel and stabbed somebody she loved in front of her eyes. She was going to keep Rapunzel chained forever to use her hair. What loving person does that? If you guys think that Gothel actually loved Rapunzel then you need to watch the movie again.

Yeah! Stupid Rapunzel! Doesn't Know Who Really Loves Her! Flynn Cuts Her Hair! She Loves Flynn?! Mother Gothel Adopted Her And Took Great Care Of Her! And She Not Thanks To Mother Gothel But Blames Her! Such A Fool That Deserves No Kindness!

Why Would Rapunzel Love Flynn? Flynn Cut Her Beautiful Blonde Magical Hair!

21 She hates everything

She dislikes Mother Gothel's lies, Flynn's tricks, being cooped up in the tower, not being able to see the lanterns but that doesn't mean she hates everything.

Yeah, what a sociopathic princess. Snow White, Cinderella and Aurora are much better than this fakie.

22 She makes no sense

This list makes no sense. Rapunzel is amazing and you haters are just trash.

What makes you think Princess Rapunzel makes no sense anyway? Huh?

She's just your typical clumsy, ditzy blonde.

23 Her face

She reminds me of Peggy from the Muppets, maybe it's her nose. And her eyes are too big and down-turned (or I don't know if up-turned too), just a weird shape they have. But yes, her overall face is weird. She doesn't possess the gracefulness of other not only Disney princesses, but Disney female characters.

Her face is still more beautiful than all of you haters. She will always look amazing while all of you look like ugly potatoes.

What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel's face? I don't see anything wrong with Princess Rapunzel's face.

24 She's stupid

Ainezochan is so stupid and brain dead that they don't even know the spelling of brain.

How is Princess Rapunzel stupid? She's smart and intelligent.

She's so stupid and brai dead that she can't even behave like an authentic princess.

25 She mumbled in the climax of Tangled
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