Top 10 Reasons Why Princess Rapunzel Sucks

Princess Rapunzel is a princess who should never exist. She is simple-minded, supremely overrated, an insult, cowardly, confusing and unreasonable. Do not get me started on the Disney version of Princess Rapunzel or the crappy Betty & Veronica version. In other words, fuck you Grimm Brothers!

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21 She loves Flynn Rider

Rapunzel and Eugene Fitzherbert truly love each other. So what? That's not even a bad thing.

22 Her terrible mother

Mother Gothel kidnapped Rapunzel since she was an infant for her hair, due to it being able to heal anything or anyone. Especially use Rapunzel's magic hair to remain young forever.

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23 Her big eyes

What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel's big eyes? I don't see anything wrong with her big eyes.

24 Her freckles

Anybody can look cute with or without freckles. Rapunzel looks really cute with freckles.

25 She is the 10th member of Disney princess

What's bad about it? Huh? You owe me some specific answers.

26 Her voice

Her voice actress is Mandy Moore and there's nothing wrong with her voice.

27 She's blonde

Oh wow. That was the stupidest stereotype ever.

I like Rapunzel's magic hair. How can you hate her magic hair? Don't tell me you hate her magic hair?

Don't you like Rapunzel's magic hair a lot more than ever? How can you not like Rapunzel's magic hair?

28 She's for little girls

You're wrong! She's not just for little girls.

29 She loves Archie Andrews

What the heck. That's so not true.

I was talkng about the Betty & Veronica version.

30 Her quotes
31 Her voice sounds strangely low

And this is why I want to bang Mandy Moore.

Because Rapunzel's voice actress is Mandy Moore but there's nothing wrong with it.

32 She needs to be a queen

Before her and Eugene's coronation, Rapunzel and Eugene will be the king and queen of Corona.

33 Her magical hair should be light brown

That's why I'm happy with Princess Rapunzel's hair - it's magical!

Don't tell me you hate her magic hair.

34 Maximus should've been good the whole time
35 She's more famous than Mario (or so Mario is more famous)

You mean Super Mario Bros, right?

36 Tangled is girl-themed
37 Her songs
38 She rips off Knuckles the Echidna

How is Rapunzel ever a rip-off Knuckle the Echidna? What makes you think Rapunzel is a ripoff of Knuckles the Echidna?

39 She's stupid

How is Princess Rapunzel stupid? She's smart and intelligent.

How is Princess Rapunzel ever stupid? Huh? What makes you think she's stupid? Huh? I need and want specific answers now.

40 She is bad-tempered

How is she ever bad tempered? Huh? What makes you say and think she's bad tempered? Huh? So what? Huh? I need and want some specific answers now.

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