Top Ten Reasons Why Puga and Gemcloben Would and Should Make Such an Adorable Couple
NOBODY calls Ben romantically helpless! Nobody!
Well, it is legal in all fifty states now.
Yep they love each other so much
Taking a step away now...
GLUGA IS A THING. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. MAKE IT HAPPEN, PLEASE.
But I thought Ben adored ME! Not romantically but still!
Why, exactly, would this overjoy anyone?
Overjoy? More like scream in agony!
I know I'd never shut up about it. #GLUGA4EVER!
SS Gluga sails off at the speed of light.
Ship it now or prepare to fight.
Woof! That's right!
Half-man, half-puppy. A crime against science, but an adorable creature.
Oh my gosh, what the heck, this is a weird and random list.
That's Beastiality, that is.
Well, you could say I'm James Bond, and not the OTHER JB...
James Gilmore? Not happening.
I'm glad my initials aren't JB...
But they are both males...
They'll each see sides to themselves they never thought they had! - PositronWildhawk
If only Ben liked me now I don't mean it romantically but that was just a fantasy that was only in my dreams because he's dating a DOG!
Catchy poem right? - RiverClanRocks
Well I for one love Ben! Not romantically but still! - RiverClanRocks
Well, that's kinda mean... - Garythesnail
Girls wont like them... You know me well, pos! - gemcloben
Wait...are they a you know what? - Chaotixhero
I would make a list titled "Reasons Why Gemcloben Potentially Betrayed RiverClanRocks" if they ever dated.
Hey, I could even ask Taylor to write a breakup song when it all falls apart.
See, Puga, be optimistic, and focus on why Taylor is an inspiration!
DeviantART would overflow with not so charming imagery. - Puga
Would you rather that went viral, or the same old things like Gangnam Style and 9+10? - PositronWildhawk
And then I could make a list of people who hate the ship! - RiverClanRocks
I'm going to make fan art! Haha! - Delgia2k
And I thank you for you expressing your innermost loving feelings. - PositronWildhawk
Or a special edition of RiverClanRants where I talk about feeling betrayed because one of my best friends is dating a dog. - RiverClanRocks