Top Ten Reasons Why Puga and Gemcloben Would and Should Make Such an Adorable Couple

The Top Ten

1 Each one of them is equally romantically helpless, so they can fill each others' voids

Well, it is legal in all fifty states now. - PetSounds

NOBODY calls Ben romantically helpless! Nobody! - RiverClanRocks

Never forget. - Puga

Yep they love each other so much - TwilightKitsune

2 Deep down, they each know they adore each other

GLUGA IS A THING. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. MAKE IT HAPPEN, PLEASE. - keycha1n

But I thought Ben adored ME! Not romantically but still! - RiverClanRocks

3 It would overjoy their fans on TheTopTens

Overjoy? More like scream in agony! - RiverClanRocks

Why, exactly, would this overjoy anyone? - RockFashionista

I know I'd never shut up about it. #GLUGA4EVER! - PositronWildhawk

Ben.
James.
SS Gluga sails off at the speed of light.
Ship it now or prepare to fight.
Woof! That's right! - keycha1n

4 Their kids would be worth seeing

Half-man, half-puppy. A crime against science, but an adorable creature.

Oh my gosh, what the heck, this is a weird and random list.

That's Beastiality, that is.

5 Puga has to take Gemcloben's last name, as his initials are JB

James Gilmore? Not happening. - Puga

Well, you could say I'm James Bond, and not the OTHER JB... - Puga

But they are both males... - TheKirbyCreeper999

I forgot about this list! Good times! - Therandom

6 Both need to try out new and unforgettable experiences

They'll each see sides to themselves they never thought they had! - PositronWildhawk

If only Ben liked me now I don't mean it romantically but that was just a fantasy that was only in my dreams because he's dating a DOG!
Catchy poem right? - RiverClanRocks

7 Girls simply won't like either of them, so they might as well turn to each other

Well I for one love Ben! Not romantically but still! - RiverClanRocks

Well, that's kinda mean... - Garythesnail

Girls wont like them... You know me well, pos! - gemcloben

Wait...are they a you know what? - Chaotixhero

8 Their lists and blogs would be made much more positive, loving and affectionate

Hey, I could even ask Taylor to write a breakup song when it all falls apart.

See, Puga, be optimistic, and focus on why Taylor is an inspiration!

I would make a list titled "Reasons Why Gemcloben Potentially Betrayed RiverClanRocks" if they ever dated.

Why are you so obsessed with him? This is not a dating site. (Though I kinda have a crush on this user that's way too old for me, by like, 9 years, I will not name names.)

9 It could potentially go viral and get the entire internet community cheering for them and for TheTopTens

DeviantART would overflow with not so charming imagery. - Puga

Would you rather that went viral, or the same old things like Gangnam Style and 9+10? - PositronWildhawk

And then I could make a list of people who hate the ship! - RiverClanRocks

I'm going to make fan art! Haha! - Delgia2k

10 This list may be met with a truly heartfelt Puga Rant or Room 101

And I thank you for you expressing your innermost loving feelings. - PositronWildhawk

Or a special edition of RiverClanRants where I talk about feeling betrayed because one of my best friends is dating a dog. - RiverClanRocks

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