Top Ten Reasons Why Rap Is Cool

Yo, dawg, it's the ass man 'ear dawg, & today, I gonna prove all y'all rap haterz Wong!

The Top Ten

1 It is powerful

It expresses violence and talks about the great things like corruption and homo rights. It questions our existence and wether or not life has meaning. It helps us through life, dawg, and the hard times! It tells fantastical stories like the Bible, the Harry Potter novel books, Lord of Rings, and Game of Thrones, but in a rapping way!

2 The rappers got that money

Why the heck would that matter? - Ajkloth

They got sick dough!

3 It is a science

Please. Just because it talks about something in science does not make it a science. For crying out loud, it's a genre of music, not a college degree. Besides, all it is is drugs and sex.

A few rap songs talk about the creation of the universe and the positron! Bill Nye should have a rap!

4 Cool kids listen to it

And just who are these cool kids? Does listening to music about raping people make someone cool?

Studies show it is the favorite music of convicted felons in federal prisons, now that is cool.

Actually, kids listen to rap musics because they think it's cool. - Delgia2k

The Cool Kids like it!

5 It talks about girls

They got plenty ov 'em!

6 It talks about drugs
7 Enimen is a rap god

Even the rap haters think he good.

8 It talks about butts

And this is a good thing because?

Yo, dawg, I got hate on mah other lists, "top ten people with the best butts," and, "best things about Nicki Minaj's Butt." She got the best prosteiror in town! Y'all you haters just dissing 'cause you ain't got no swag! I even saw one kid be like, "Kyle's is still better," I was like, yo, why you gay for some guy named Kyle in your school, dawg? That's just sick!

I made the list, "best things about Nicki Minaj's butt," and saw y'all haters dissing rap. One even said that Kyle's was better, like wut, swag, are you gay for some kid in school, dawg?

9 It's got a wicked sick beat

Yeah, dawg! It make me wanna dance and make me feel like I'm ghetto and in a gang, dawg!

10 Rap people dress cool

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground.

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