Top 10 Reasons Why Sliced Bread is Better Than Cyndaquil

The Top Ten
1 Sliced bread won't make you barf due to disgust

You are not suppose to eat a bunch of pixels.

2 Sliced bread has a cuter voice than Cyndaquil

Sliced bread doesn't talk!

3 Sliced bread is edible
4 Cyndaquil can't sing

Neither can sliced bread.

5 Cyndaquil is for babies
6 Sliced bread is for all ages
7 Cyndaquil is extremely inappropriate for children

Nah, you are inappropriate for children.

8 Sliced bread is not from hell
9 Sliced bread is older than Cyndaquil
10 Sliced bread isn't ugly