Top 10 Reasons Why Sliced Bread is Better Than Cyndaquil
The Top Ten
1 Sliced bread won't make you barf due to disgust
You are not suppose to eat a bunch of pixels.
2 Sliced bread has a cuter voice than Cyndaquil
Sliced bread doesn't talk!
3 Sliced bread is edible
4 Cyndaquil can't sing
Neither can sliced bread.
5 Cyndaquil is for babies
6 Sliced bread is for all ages
7 Cyndaquil is extremely inappropriate for children
Nah, you are inappropriate for children.
8 Sliced bread is not from hell
9 Sliced bread is older than Cyndaquil
10 Sliced bread isn't ugly