Top Ten Reasons Why St. Patrick's Day is the Best Day In the Calendar
The Top Ten
1 The best country in the world gets noticed
The whole world turns green for a day! Apart from the dirty Brits, of course.
Fun fact: The Irish don't even celebrate so yeah
2 The Brits don't get noticed
I think you'll find that every country that was cool enough to be in Britain also has a special day.
They just stay in all day for a cuppa.
3 Everyone is drunk
Absolutely no exceptions. Everybody has at least four pints.
4 Many people fly to Ireland to see our
magnificent parades
Nothing is better than a Paddy's day parade.
And the New York parade is bigger, how?
5 Because it's usually a sunny day
Mid-March is usually when the sun decides to start showing up again around here.
It rained in this afternoon in New Jersey, but the sun came out eventually.
6 Some bars serve free Guinness
7 Because you get a list from Puga every year
At least you get a year to come up with a new list.
8 Because almost everyone in Ireland is in the town
9 Because it means more Irish dancing
10 Because we can all have a laugh and a pint
The Contenders
11 Because if you're Irish Catholic, you can take a day off from Lent
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