Top Ten Reasons Why Stealing Money Should Be Legal

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The Top Ten

1 A good way to make money

Created of this list - no offense - but this is the dumbest list ever - jmepa1234

Just ignore this obvious troll list people.

Creator of this list, I mean as much offense possible, but you are stupid. - AnonymousChick

Only cash cows created this list.

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2 It's fun

This is the stupidest list ever. I don't know if the creator of this list came from a broken home and didn't learn right and wrong, but stealing is wrong. There are other, more legal ways to make money. Maybe you could make money working for the creators of Barney? Most people would feel ashamed to have such a job, but at least it's better than stealing. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Ah, yes. I LOVE stealing money. Getting shot and hit with a nightstick by the cops is so much fun! - CasinLetsGoBowling

Yeah, because getting in jail, hurting other people, going shot,tazed, and hit by cops is fun. Also, getting the death penalty and being considered evil by society is fun.
I'm being sarcastic. If I'm gonna steal money for fun, I'll just play some Grand Theft Auto and break pots in Zelda for rupees. This list is stupid and is a sin that should be removed from the website. Also, Gravity Falls is way better than the terrible Barney who swears on kids shows. So, you support bad behavior and you don't know what you are talking about at all! - Skullkid755

If you have mental health issues... I suppose it might be fun - Lucretia

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3 It's easy to do

Lol this is the most dumb list I have ever seen - NoOreoForU

They are going to call 911, and the police will catch unless you kill everyone there then you will be in jail for more then stealing 20 bucks... - Lucretia

But it isn't easy to steal a bank. What gadgets do you use to make it easy?

It's not easy to do! The cops could catch you!
Here's the story:
Criminal steals the cash. Victim checks his bank account and calls Officer. Officer finds Criminal and asks if he stole the cash. Officer asks if Criminal is lying.

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4 It's cool

Going into prison stealing 20 bucks makes you a loser not cool - FerrariDude64

It's only cool if you don't get caught.

Yes, being in jail with many murderers and arsonists eating nasty food barely ever seeing your family is the coolest life ever! - Lucretia

One of the best lists ever. - Therandom

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5 You only live once

U gotta have that great grand thief auto action some point - Nateawesomeness

Quick, go rob the bank, we only live once! - IAmNotARobot

If you only live once, why should you take a risk(s) to spend your all life in jail?

Go to jail for stealing money because you only live once, why don't you get a job instead, - Lucretia

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6 It's what real men do

Actually that's really immature.

Do you think people who are insane who go rob banks are immature? - FerrariDude64

Or broke people, - Lucretia

I thought Admin told you they weren't the same person?

Let's think about this: If stealing money was legal, would you see adult males working?

I think the answer is no. - BarneyTheDinosaurRocks

7 It's mature

Who added this? - AnonymousChick

It depends on the situation.

If you don't get caught - Nateawesomeness

I think it's stupid that people get arrested for stealing money. They were just trying to earn cash. Stealing money should be legalized so that people can steal money and not get arrested. - BarneyTheDinosaurRocks

8 So you can make friends in jail

Yeah...sure, remember not to drop the soap when you shower with your "friends" - TristGamer

But you can make friends in the real world too, why go to jail just to make friends? - Lucretia

Lol. But some might beat you up. - Powerfulgirl10

I see. Creative - TwilightKitsune

9 It feels satisfying

How satisfying is it in jail, with the Obama phones and prison suits! A paradise before the end, encrusted in gold and happiness! Of course I am kidding. - Lucretia

10 Because it makes you enjoy jail meals

Yeah, lol. Because prison food is so much better than a variety of health food. - AnonymousChick

If you're in Switzerland, then this is true, considering how you get fed with chocolate in jail.

Yay! Nutraloaf! The loaf that looks like vomit got fused together in an oven! I love this thing! (Sarcasm.) - Powerfulgirl10

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