Top Ten Reasons Why Stealing Money Should Be Legal

The Top Ten
1 A good way to make money

Yeah bro this is a dumb list created deleted now stealing money is illegal especially when cops see someone stealing money from a bank the shoot them instead of arresting them stealing from a bank or cashier no offense but watching people in jail getting tazed and shot by cops and sheriffs or getting senteved to deatg or penalty it should be removed!

(I had to vote to say this) Why are you guys voting AND commenting which is making his list popular if you think its dumb?

I hate money but I wouldn't really steal them because I will go to prison, this is such a idiotic list.

2 It's fun

Yeah, because getting in jail, hurting other people, going shot,tazed, and hit by cops is fun. Also, getting the death penalty and being considered evil by society is fun.
I'm being sarcastic. If I'm gonna steal money for fun, I'll just play some Grand Theft Auto and break pots in Zelda for rupees. This list is stupid and is a sin that should be removed from the website. Also, Gravity Falls is way better than the terrible Barney who swears on kids shows. So, you support bad behavior and you don't know what you are talking about at all!

This is the stupidest list ever. I don't know if the creator of this list came from a broken home and didn't learn right and wrong, but stealing is wrong. There are other, more legal ways to make money. Maybe you could make money working for the creators of Barney? Most people would feel ashamed to have such a job, but at least it's better than stealing.

I love stealing money from people,I'm even goons steal a whole jar of money from a little kids lemonade stand

Well, it's fun to do this as long as you're stealing fake money, in which fake money is illegal anyway.

3 It's easy to do

All you gotta do is go to your local bank/find someone to rob, make sure nobody's looking, steal the money, and escape. It's that easy.

It's not easy to do! The cops could catch you!
Here's the story:
Criminal steals the cash. Victim checks his bank account and calls Officer. Officer finds Criminal and asks if he stole the cash. Officer asks if Criminal is lying.

But it isn't easy to steal a bank. What gadgets do you use to make it easy?

People should be able to steal money without getting arrested. Here's what people should do every day:
1) Go out and steal money from people and/or rob the bank.
2) Drive home and listen to some Justin Bieber songs on the way home.
3) Watch Barney & Friends, Sanjay and Craig, Breadwinners, and Uncle Grandpa.
4) Watch Fifty Shades of Grey.
5) Play Call of Duty.

4 It's cool

Remember guys, we are listening to the guy who like Barney and Friends.

Going into prison stealing 20 bucks makes you a loser not cool

I HATE BARNEY and stealing money are for stupid

It's only cool if you don't get caught.

5 You only live once

If you only live once, why should you take a risk(s) to spend your all life in jail?

Well, I guess I should go out and steal somebody's wallet, because YOLO.

U gotta have that great grand thief auto action some point

YOLO: The dumbest excuse anyone has ever made.

6 It's what real men do

No it’s what idiots do. I hope BarneyTheDinosaurRocks decides to play on the motorway and gets run over by A LORRY WITH SPIKED FLAMING WHEELS

Actually that's really immature.

7 It's mature

6: It's what real men do
One of the comments on 6: "Actually that's really immature."

7: It's mature
Me: This is so stupid

It depends on the situation.

If you don't get caught

Who added this?

8 Stealing is moral according to the theory of survival of the fittest
9 It makes you look like a complete retard
10 So you can make friends in jail

"Top Ten Reasons Why Stealing Money Should Be LEGAL"

It's only legal if you don't get arrested for it.

Yeah...sure, remember not to drop the soap when you shower with your "friends"

Lol. But some might beat you up.

I need friends.

The Contenders
11 It's revolutionary

Revolutionary? More like something hundreds of other idiots did

12 It feels satisfying
13 Working is overrated
14 Because it makes you enjoy jail meals

I swear some poor people in my country escape to some developed countries, steal money hoping that they get jailed, and when they get jailed, they can basically live a normal life there

If you're in Switzerland, then this is true, considering how you get fed with chocolate in jail.

Yeah, lol. Because prison food is so much better than a variety of health food.

Yay! Nutraloaf! The loaf that looks like vomit got fused together in an oven! I love this thing! (Sarcasm.)

15 It's smart
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