Top Ten Reasons Why Stealing Money Should Be Legal


The Top Ten

1 A good way to make money

Created of this list - no offense - but this is the dumbest list ever - jmepa1234

Just ignore this obvious troll list people.

Creator of this list, I mean as much offense possible, but you are stupid. - AnonymousChick

Agreed.Some people can't afford to work and stealing money is a good alternative.JK no it's not-TheCoolGuy1

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2 It's fun

This is the stupidest list ever. I don't know if the creator of this list came from a broken home and didn't learn right and wrong, but stealing is wrong. There are other, more legal ways to make money. Maybe you could make money working for the creators of Barney? Most people would feel ashamed to have such a job, but at least it's better than stealing. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Yeah, because getting in jail, hurting other people, going shot,tazed, and hit by cops is fun. Also, getting the death penalty and being considered evil by society is fun.
I'm being sarcastic. If I'm gonna steal money for fun, I'll just play some Grand Theft Auto and break pots in Zelda for rupees. This list is stupid and is a sin that should be removed from the website. Also, Gravity Falls is way better than the terrible Barney who swears on kids shows. So, you support bad behavior and you don't know what you are talking about at all! - Skullkid755

Ah, yes. I LOVE stealing money. Getting shot and hit with a nightstick by the cops is so much fun! - CasinLetsGoBowling

It won't be fun anymore if you get arrested for it

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3 It's easy to do

Lol this is the most dumb list I have ever seen - NoOreoForU

But it isn't easy to steal a bank. What gadgets do you use to make it easy?

Especially if your really fast - Nateawesomeness

It's not easy to do! The cops could catch you!
Here's the story:
Criminal steals the cash. Victim checks his bank account and calls Officer. Officer finds Criminal and asks if he stole the cash. Officer asks if Criminal is lying.

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4 It's cool

Going into prison stealing 20 bucks makes you a loser not cool - FerrariDude64

It's only cool if you don't get caught.

As long as you don't get caught - Nateawesomeness

Yes, because stealing money is against the rules and breaking the rules is cool so yes I agree with this.-TheCoolGuy1

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5 You only live once

U gotta have that great grand thief auto action some point - Nateawesomeness

Quick, go rob the bank, we only live once! - IAmNotARobot

If you only live once, why should you take a risk(s) to spend your all life in jail?

YOLO: The dumbest excuse anyone has ever made. - AnonymousChick

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6 It's what real men do

Actually that's really immature.

Do you think people who are insane who go rob banks are immature? - FerrariDude64

No it’s what idiots do. I hope BarneyTheDinosaurRocks decides to play on the motorway and gets run over by A LORRY WITH SPIKED FLAMING WHEELS

I thought Admin told you they weren't the same person?

Let's think about this: If stealing money was legal, would you see adult males working?

I think the answer is no. - BarneyTheDinosaurRocks

7 It's mature

Who added this? - AnonymousChick

6: It's what real men do
One of the comments on 6: "Actually that's really immature."

7: It's mature
Me: This is so stupid - AlexImmortal420

It depends on the situation.

If you don't get caught - Nateawesomeness

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8 It makes you look like a complete retard It makes you look like a complete retard


9 So you can make friends in jail

Yeah...sure, remember not to drop the soap when you shower with your "friends" - TristGamer

Lol. But some might beat you up. - Powerfulgirl10

"Top Ten Reasons Why Stealing Money Should Be LEGAL"

It's only legal if you don't get arrested for it. - AlexImmortal420

I see. Creative - TwilightKitsune

10 Because it makes you enjoy jail meals

Yeah, lol. Because prison food is so much better than a variety of health food. - AnonymousChick

If you're in Switzerland, then this is true, considering how you get fed with chocolate in jail.

I swear some poor people in my country escape to some developed countries, steal money hoping that they get jailed, and when they get jailed, they can basically live a normal life there - styLIShT

Yay! Nutraloaf! The loaf that looks like vomit got fused together in an oven! I love this thing! (Sarcasm.) - Powerfulgirl10

The Contenders

11 It's revolutionary

Revolutionary? More like something hundreds of other idiots did - InsertCleverName

12 It feels satisfying
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