Reasons Why Super Mario Bros Is the Worst Game Ever

The Top Ten

1 Bad Graphics

What do you expect?

It came out in 1985 the technology was different and older

I dare you to make a list on why modern Spongebob is better than old Spongebob. DO IT IF YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO PUNK. TRY AND ROAST ME NOW. - yungstirjoey666

So? Just Because This Game Has 8-Bit Graphics Doesn't Mean Those Graphics Are Bad!

2 No Online Play

Go to wikipedia and research video games that came out in 1985. Then you'll realize how much of a jackass you are. - protobro

I know this is a troll list, but I do think that Nintendo needs to implement in more online features for their games.

May I remind you that this was released in 1985 & that Online Play wasn't invented yet? I would like to do that & show you a list of why Super Mario Bros. Is not the worst game ever. It's my favorite video game. It's an amazing game. It's one of the best NES games ever.

Does Every Game Need Online Play? Because To Me It Really Doesn't Matter.

3 It's Not In 3D

3D games didn't exist in the 80's. - protobro

There are at least 5 different 3D games. Maybe you should consider getting a Nintendo system more advanced than a typewriter.

3D games were not created in 1985. - Lord28

I just cannot believe how dumb and stupid KoolGuy is. SMB was made in 1985,and tech was not as advanced like now! Go play Call of Duty, Kid.

4 It's for Kids

You are a troll mate. Without Mario there would be on Call of Duty or Grand Theft Auto. Did I mention they are overrated as heck?

You are wrong sir. First of all, the gaming industry would do just fine without Mario. Second, Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto are NOT overrated. So there. - KoolGuy2218

Nintendo did not go and say "Hey, let's make a game for kids and only kids"! This game can be played by pretty much anyone, And do be honest, beating this game can actually be quite difficult for young kids.

It is not even for little kids, It for everyone with 7 years older and up! I love Super Mario Bros. I hope a game will be in PlayStation4

How the hell does this make it bad

5 Bad Audio

Then don't play the first few games. Some of the soundtracks of newer games are amazing. Scratch that, most of them.

It was released in 1985. - Lord28

The music is bland and boring, which is bad on it's own, but the sound affects are just beeps and crap. *sigh* What's wrong with realistic sound affects? - KoolGuy2218

Why do you even care about music? Just mute the thing if you don't like it. - shawnmccaul22

6 It Doesn't Save Your Games

WOW, that's because it would be too easy otherwise.

Who has that much time on they're hands?! You have to play it all in one sitting. And if you lose, you gotta go back to the beginning. Thanks, but I have better things to do - KoolGuy2218

7 Only Two Players at a Time
8 Bad Storyline

It was made in 1985.Storylines were not created in Videogames then. - Lord28

The princess gets captured by the bad guy. How original *sarcasm* - KoolGuy2218

This game is from 1985. Storylines weren't as much of a thing back then as they are now - protobro

9 Mario Is Gay

No Call Of Duty Is Gay, Rosalina Is Lesbian - VideoGamefan5

What the hell, Mario isn't even gay, no one is gay. Not Even Wario

Guys don't even waste your time with this list. - DCfnaf

Actually No That's Not True. Mario Actually Isn't Gay Because He Saves Princesses. So If There's Anyone Who's Gay It Would Probably Be You.

10 No Blood or Violence

This reason is stupid! This game is supposed to be for kids and adults. If this game had blood + violence, it would not be as popular and as this is the first proper Mario Game, I feel like more Mario Games would follow this and Mario would be nothing like it was today.

This reason is a incorrect reason by far.

Oh I Get It! Everything Always Has To Be About Blood And Violence To You. Um... Wow! Sucks To Be You. And As To Me It Really Doesn't Matter If Any Game Has Those Or Not.

And if there was violence, it wouldn't be popular.

The Contenders

11 Mario is Ugly
12 It's Boring

Well If This Game Is So Boring Then How Come It Already Has Over 100 Million Copies?

Oh No! I Sense A Retarded Call of Duty Fanboy.

So You're Telling This To One Of The Greatest Video Games Of All Time? WOW! Just... WOW!

Anyone Who Says That Kind Of Thing To A Mario Game Is Most Likely To Be Another One Of Those Stupid Call of Duty Fanboys Or Is Just A Retard, I Think TrollGuy2218 Is In Both Of Those Categories.

13 Stiff Controls

Only thing I can agree with EVEN THOUGH IT WAS MADE 1985 - shawnmccaul22

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