Top Ten Reasons Why Teen Titans Go Is Better Than South Park

The Top Ten
1 Teen Titans Go is funny and South Park isn't

This is the best show I have ever seen. No other show compares to how witty and funny it is. I'm not a troll either. This show is literally the best I have ever seen or am allowed to see.

Okay who created this list a six year old?

This list is spot on. Nice job, all of it.

2 The characters in South Park are mean and the characters in Teen Titans Go are nice

Yeah sure they are. I mean, Cartman is pretty mean but the others aren't as mean as him. I'm going to describe them.

Stan is the protagonist of the show, he is frequently embarrassed, well-behaved, sensitive, caring, brave, kind, intelligent, friendly, and understanding. I'd also say he's a bit shy because he usually throws up on his girlfriend, Wendy, and that he also sometimes hesitates to do something. Don't forget that he also has a soft spot for animals.

Kyle is intelligent, short-tempered, moral, logical, athletic, and emotional. He can either be super sweet or super mean. (this is probably due to his mood) and he can also be neurotic, but just forgive him.

Cartman is evil, vicious, selfish, manipulative, loud-mouthed, sarcastic, immature, lazy, and insane. He literally one time sent someone to kill a kid's parents and then feeding it him, and then after, tasting his tears and saying that they're yummy.

Kenny is always dying, but most of his deaths are from him doing heroic things, I'd describe him as loyal, knowledgeable, flirty, kind, heroic, and selfless. He is also foul-mouthed, just like other boys though. But just forgive him since he's a fictional character.

The characters in Teen Titans aren't nice at all, especially in episode where they were fighting about which gender is better and not learning that all genders are equal, which is called "sexism". They also don't resolve or apologize to each other if they get into fights. So this is why most of the South Park characters are nicer than the ones in Teen Titans Go.

3 Cyborg is awesome and Cartman isn't

Really? Another comparison? Did a 5 year old create this list?

Cartman is one of the most dispicable characters I have ever seen. Cyborg is awesome.

4 Robin is hot and Kyle Isn't

I think Kyle's red, afro hair is so much hotter than Robin's dumb spiky hair. Go, Kyle!

And? How does that matter? It's a cartoon not porn

Robin doesn't have a nice butt though.

5 South Park is for old people

The people who made the show literally said it was for stupid people and it was stupid. I'm not even joking...

Hmm, old people? I don't see my grandpa watching it.

Teen Titans Go is for bratty babies.

6 Raven is epic and Kenny isn't

They are both epic. At least Raven doesn't act like dumb and foolish like the other Teen Titans Go characters, Raven is probably to only Teen Titans Go character I actually like. Kenny is also epic because he's always dying but then the revives somehow and because of Mysterion. Kenny is such an icon!

They both always have their hoods on. So what makes Raven epic? No evidence.

Uhhh... the SP hater who made this needs to grow up and leave this site because he or she is everywhere I go.

7 Beast Boy is cool and Stan isn't

What the hell are you smoking?! Stan is way better than Beast Boy from Teen Titans Go!

Beast Boy is awful in almost every way. He's annoying, retarted, and best of all a complete joke.

Is cool the only thing you can come up with?

8 Teen Titans Go is for kids and South Park isn't

These reasons though... I don't like either show, but South Park is at least decent. TTG is just another awful show that could likely only amuse a 7 year old.

Why does it matter? Like I said, did a 5 year old create this list?

Did a six year old create this list?

9 South Park has Better Episodes

Agreed because South Park may not seem like it teaches anything but the boys actually learn life lessons unlike the Teen Titans Go characters who teach the wrong lesson. For example of Teen Titans Go teaching bad lessons: "Christmas is All About Presents, "Knowledge is Bad For You" (they literally said that reading a book is dangerous) and "Be a Follower".

Finally, a point that actually makes sense. South Park for the win, Teen Titans Go! can die in a hole for all I care.

South Parks episodes are disgusting.

10 Teen Titans Go has good jokes and South Park doesn't

This kid has never seen an episode of South Park. Besides, he's probably a dumb 8 year old that isn't smart enough to understand the jokes.

Oh, so the fool who added this likes potty jokes?

True that. South Park is just appalling

The Contenders
11 More kids watch Teen Titans Go!

South Park isn't for kids anyway. I was 14 years old before my mom let me watch Family guy.

Well, guess what? South Park isn't even meant for kids! So this item, is invalid.

12 Teen Titans Go hasn't been serialized
13 No coarse language
14 Teen Titans Go! is a nursery rhyme. South Park is an adult cartoon.
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