Top 10 Reasons Why This List Is Getting So Very Loooong

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This list is a practical study into why it's title is so damn long.
The question: Who is the ambiguous HezarioSeth, and what was his motives in creating such a long list title?
Let's put Holmes and Poirot to the job.

[Three years later. ]

After methodically going through each aspect, the prestigious duo arrived at the conclusion that the suspect was a blind and insane criminal.
The case is closed.
The TopTen authorities hereby denounce him as the greatest fraud and conman of all time.
Now, who's up for a BigMac? Damn it, I'm hungry.


The Top Ten

1 Perhaps It May Be to the Fact That HezarioSeth Has Gone Off His Conker

From the looks of this list, I would sincerely agree. - PositronWildhawk

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2 Perhaps It May Be to the Fact That HezarioSeth Is Desperate for Popularity and Comments and Wanted to Arouse the Curiosity of a Few Guys and Achieve the Aforementioned Objective

Haha! This is superb! - z7

3 Perhaps It May Be to the Presence of Four Extra 'o's In the Word 'long', by Which We May Safely Arrive at the Hypothesis That HezarioSeth Has Not Only Gone Nuts, But the Bally Fool's Blind As Well
4 Perhaps It May Be to Some Serious Psychological Personality Problem, Due to Which HezarioSeth Seeks the Attention of Other Dumbos Like Him Through the Modus Operandi of Creating Ridiculous Titles Like the Given

Haha! The title drew me in, so I guess I am a dumbo! - NerdyPweeps

5 Perhaps It May Be to a Deep-seated Problem Which Causes Inclinations to Long, Absurd Titles
6 Perhaps It May Be for the Purpose of Paving the Way to Write a Silly List Like That
7 Perhaps HezarioSeth May Be a Distant Relative of Mr. Flexible
8 Perhaps You Are Under a Hallucination and You Imagined That This Title List Was Too Long
9 Perhaps It's Because You Are Bored, and Decided to Make This List

I donno who added this (must be you, Posit), but it's the only reason I had. Besides, perhaps, the three-eyed-alien reason. - HezarioSeth

10 Perhaps the Title Contains a Secret Code Concerning the Expected Invasion of Three-eyed Aliens

Can it be, my friends? Only time shall tell... - HezarioSeth

The Contenders

11 Perhaps HezarioSeth Is a Most Wanted Criminal and In Making Such a Title, He Had Some Evil Motive of Which We Have No Idea; Upon Which We May Finally Arrive at the Conclusion That the Suspect Is (A) Insane, (B) Blind, and (C) a Criminal. the Case Is Close

I say all of them (no offense) great item who added it - simpsondude

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3. Perhaps It May Be to the Presence of Four Extra 'o's In the Word 'long', by Which We May Safely Arrive at the Hypothesis That HezarioSeth Has Not Only Gone Nuts, But the Bally Fool's Blind As Well
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