Top 10 Reasons Why This List Is Made With 10 Items Instead of Fewer

1-9 Only list is a trend...how about I tackle it and to show you why I made this list with 10 items not 9 items.admin don't remove anything on my list okay?
The Top Ten
1 To Show How Lazy You Are
2 Shrek Will Come to Your House & Will Rape You In Joy If You Made It 9 Items

Shrek is love Shrek is life

3 Fidel Castro Said "Making 9 Items Is A Disgrace to the Revolution"
4 Kruschev Told Me To

Now where is my damn deserved medal Kruschev!

5 So I Can Get 10 Pizza Slice

It better be Pizza Hut not cardboard

6 I Don't Care
7 So This List Will Be Tweeted by A Celebrity

I hope it's not one of those horrible ones

8 To Make Something Original
9 If Not,The Pizza Giant Will Bomb California

All hail to the pizza giant!

10 Ah, Finally a Normal List... Oh My God I Added an Eleventh Item

Now it is tenth!

The Contenders
11 It's TheTopTens, not TheTopOneToNines
12 10 is Bigger Than 9
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