Top Ten Reasons Why This List Is the Most Random List On TheTopTens

Fluttershy ate a flying cheese monkey wearing rainbow Lady Gaga socks while dancing on special coleslaw unicorn rainbow flowers

I wanna go back to sleep on the moon now that I heard about the new "Television"

Hitler always said I was his special talking flower.

Haha I remember that list visit Most Random Things

This isn’t random, this is very common of a person to hate him. How about I get into the mythology of the “modern pop star”. They like to live in populated cities in a nice stylish mansion and feed on Nutella and diabetes related food. They hate most people but love their fans...mostly...and come out of there homes often to mate. They mate by singing on stages with either a horrific voice or a ok voice. They like to mate with other pop stars and only date them for a month.

When will this overused joke go away?

Every list these days are

I hate u Justing beaver!

Damn! Puga wasn't kidding when he said that Lizard's lists were awful; it seemed like an eight-years-old created it.

Trust me. There are WORSE lists on TheTopTens. I promise.

Yay! The moo moo cow!

Why did the chicken cross the road

Answer:To commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? He Didn’t, because he was too ‘Chicken’!

Why didn't the cow take any risks?
...
Huh?
Anyone?
Because... the STEAKS were to high!

I have some original puns
Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind it's too CHEESY
If I make some metal puns, don't STEEL them
A member of the attack of Pearl Harbor took a test. He BOMBED it
If I make tree pund WOOD you like them?
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's TEARible.
Someone had to dress a turkey. He put a suit and tie on it
If you can think of any vegtable puns lettuce know
Do you know what happened to the grape when someone stepped on it? It let out a little wine.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It chickened out.
What was the fly doing to a couple at a house? It was bugging them.
A family went to a zoo. They saw a donkey horsing around.
Remember Benjamin Franklin discovering electricity? It was a SHOCKING conclusion
A wooden desk was in a classroom for hours. Eventually, it got board.
Well I was shopping and after I found out paper bags were not allowed, I decided to BAG it up
Do you know why windows can't lie? ...more

What do you have to say about my bathroom huh. I have to use the john john

Yeah it's so pointless.

Sanjay and Craig need to fall off a cliff into a pit of lava. And how they fall of the cliff? Someone throws a grenade and they fall off. I have very well thought out killing fantasies.

They should be cluttered into pieces by a.butcher

That's really popular on here, actually

At least it's not bread winners

I'm not stupid or a moron I just have my opinions.

Which is my least favorite holiday. The only GOOD thing about it is that was the day I got Minecraft.

Turn off third party advertising. Go ahead, I'll wait.

But I love nutella

I'm okay with that.

Timber does love to shop.

Yeah, so does my cat.

I disagree. But is is random though. None of the hundreds of elements convinced me

Yay I love regular show.

I love Regular Show.

I love that show!

It actually smells like pine.

It smells like my sweat.

I smell a fire...

True, number 1 is about purple monkey dishwashers.

Purple's my favourite colour.

How many? Seven Lizards?

When my father was a toddler