Top 10 Reasons Why to Throw Epicjake's Spicy Chicken Sandwich to the Sea
You think I give up huh? After your burger is eaten I will throw your chicken to the sea! I am so evil and here are the reason why to throw EJ chicken to the sea.No offense EpicJakeThe Top Ten
1 PETA is Not Around
But what if PETA are replaced by the army PETA?
So we can't get called chicken abusers
Those PETA sees me rollin'
2 The Chicken Sandwich is A Lie
The chicken is a lie!
3 It Wouldn't Kill You According to the Manual
Yes it will, like I said, if your throw it into the sea, you're dead!
4 The Sea Wants It
Yes the sea wants it
5 It's Made Out of Human Meat So It's Cannibalism
It's cannibal and I know it
No its chicken meat
6 The Security Camera is Broken and Old
Really? MY security camera can work well, whether it is old or not, so be afraid.
7 Fidel Castro Said "The Sandwich is A Disgrace to the Revolution"
8 The Sandwich Doesn't Have Swag
But you know who does? Cil gets shot by Cilan haters everywhere
At least my sour gummy worms do!
9 The Sandwich is Not Worth Your Time
10 Emperor Hirohito Likes to Grab Spicy Chicken Sandwich from The Sea
Now I am working for him lol
The Contenders
11 The Sandwich Was Made at McDonald's
12 It Tastes Nasty and Gross
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