Top 10 Reasons Why to Throw Epicjake's Spicy Chicken Sandwich to the Sea

You think I give up huh? After your burger is eaten I will throw your chicken to the sea! I am so evil and here are the reason why to throw EJ chicken to the sea.No offense EpicJake

The Top Ten

1 PETA is Not Around

But what if PETA are replaced by the army PETA? - Delgia2k

So we can't get called chicken abusers - Nateawesomeness

Those PETA sees me rollin' - CerealGuy

Yes,nobody guarding - Nateawesomeness

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2 It Wouldn't Kill You According to the Manual

Yes it will, like I said, if your throw it into the sea, you're dead! - EpicJake

It wouldn't kill you if your not epic jake,that's what it said - Nateawesomeness

How does it kill us,will epic jake be the one killing us, - Nateawesomeness

Yes I read it - CerealGuy

3 The Chicken Sandwich is A Lie

The chicken is a lie! - CerealGuy

No it is not,and that's why we're stealing it - Nateawesomeness

Newsflash: YOU are a lie! - EpicJake

4 The Sea Wants It

Yes the sea wants it - CerealGuy

Well I'm gonna eat it,sorry Atlantic Ocean,but it's mine - Nateawesomeness

5 It's Made Out of Human Meat So It's Cannibalism

It's cannibal and I know it - CerealGuy

No its chicken meat - Nateawesomeness

Oooh,epic jake is a cannibal O.O - Nateawesomeness

6 The Security Camera is Broken and Old

Really? MY security camera can work well, whether it is old or not, so be afraid. - EpicJake

Security cameras are not a threat jake,lol - Nateawesomeness

7 Fidel Castro Said "The Sandwich is A Disgrace to the Revolution"

I know Fidel!
Let the revolution burn! - CerealGuy

8 The Sandwich Doesn't Have Swag

At least my sour gummy worms do! - Nateawesomeness

But you know who does? Cil gets shot by Cilan haters everywhere - RiverClanRocks

My sour gummy worms make you the most MLG person - Nateawesomeness

9 Emperor Hirohito Likes to Grab Spicy Chicken Sandwich from The Sea

Now I am working for him lol - CerealGuy

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