Top 10 Reasons Why to Throw Epicjake's Spicy Chicken Sandwich to the Sea

You think I give up huh? After your burger is eaten I will throw your chicken to the sea! I am so evil and here are the reason why to throw EJ chicken to the sea.No offense EpicJake
The Top Ten
1 PETA is Not Around

But what if PETA are replaced by the army PETA?

So we can't get called chicken abusers

Those PETA sees me rollin'

2 The Chicken Sandwich is A Lie

The chicken is a lie!

3 It Wouldn't Kill You According to the Manual

Yes it will, like I said, if your throw it into the sea, you're dead!

4 The Sea Wants It

Yes the sea wants it

5 It's Made Out of Human Meat So It's Cannibalism

It's cannibal and I know it

No its chicken meat

6 The Security Camera is Broken and Old

Really? MY security camera can work well, whether it is old or not, so be afraid.

7 Fidel Castro Said "The Sandwich is A Disgrace to the Revolution"
8 The Sandwich Doesn't Have Swag

But you know who does? Cil gets shot by Cilan haters everywhere

At least my sour gummy worms do!

9 The Sandwich is Not Worth Your Time
10 Emperor Hirohito Likes to Grab Spicy Chicken Sandwich from The Sea

Now I am working for him lol

The Contenders
11 The Sandwich Was Made at McDonald's
12 It Tastes Nasty and Gross
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