Reasons Why Toilets are Better Than Justin Bieber

The Top Ten

1 Toilets look less ugly

There isn't a difference between the two.

This list is hilariously stupid!

This list is so funny though.

2 Toilets don't whine

This list is so pathetic yet hilarious.

Justin Bieber does though

3 Justin Bieber sounds like an infant

Toilets sound musical

4 Toilets are white but they aren't racist

Justin Bieber may be racist.

5 Justin Bieber smells like rotten onions

And how do you know this?

Toilets smell nicer

6 National Toilet Day is celebrated every year (November 26)

Justin Bieber has no holiday dedicated to him

7 Toilets have revolutionized the way we defecate. Justin Bieber has not

And that is a fact

8 Toilets can be thrown at Justin Bieber

But Justin Bieber can be thrown into a toilet

Justin Bieber sucks!

9 Justin Bieber has worse fans. Toilets have billions of fans across the world

I'm a HUGE FAN of toilets

10 Toilets don't suck

Justin Bieber does!

The Contenders

11 Toilets are more useful

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