Reasons Why Toilets are Better Than Justin Bieber


The Top Ten

1 Toilets look less ugly

There isn't a difference between the two.

This list is so funny though. - Powerfulgirl10

Now to be honest, I think this is immature rather than hilarious. Gamecube's is just an attention seeker, isn't he? - Powerfulgirl10

Much more pretty! - Gamecubesarecool193

Like Puga said prior to me, this list is awful. - Swellow

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2 Toilets don't whine

This list is so pathetic yet hilarious. - Powerfulgirl10

Justin Bieber does though - Gamecubesarecool193

3 Justin Bieber sounds like an infant

I didn't know the sound of water being flushed was "musical" to someone's ears. - Swellow

Toilets sound musical - Gamecubesarecool193

4 Toilets are white but they aren't racist

Justin Bieber may be racist. - Gamecubesarecool193

5 Justin Bieber smells like rotten onions

And how do you know this? - ProPanda

Toilets smell nicer - Gamecubesarecool193

6 Toilets have revolutionized the way we defecate. Justin Bieber has not

And that is a fact - Gamecubesarecool193

Aye. Looks like Bluetopaz is back. - IronSabbathPriest


7 National Toilet Day is celebrated every year (November 26)

Justin Bieber has no holiday dedicated to him - Gamecubesarecool193


8 Toilets can be thrown at Justin Bieber

But Justin Bieber can be thrown into a toilet

Justin Bieber sucks! - Gamecubesarecool193

9 Justin Bieber has worse fans. Toilets have billions of fans across the world

I'm a HUGE FAN of toilets - Gamecubesarecool193

10 Toilets don't suck

I didn't know coprophiliacs made lists. - Swellow

Justin Bieber does! - Gamecubesarecool193

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