Top Ten Reasons Why a Trollface Should Run for the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election

BlueTopazIceVanilla
I've never liked (or been very interested in) politics, but I love trollfaces! If one was elected for president, I'd be sooooo happy!

The Top Ten

1 All the Other Choices Stink

I know you're young, BlueTopazIceVanilla, and I think it's great that you're interested in politics, but this is a seriously ridiculous list. Hillary Clinton is the most qualified candidate in the field, and I am voting for her for that reason. Yes, she is a woman and it's frankly about time our country had a female president. Fiorina and Carson have slipped badly in the polls and hardly even deserve mention at this point. While I'd hardly call them good, velitelcabal is correct that Cruz and Rubio are more serious candidates. Promising? I don't know, I mean they are running for president, shouldn't they be a little more than "promising"? And while Trump is leading the polls, I don't feel even the Republican Party is stupid enough to let him be their nominee.

I know what you mean, and I like Hillary too. I had no idea what I was on while making this list. I don't know why, but I like hearing Rubio talk because his voice is so…I can't explain. Anyway, off topic. I like Hillary, but if a Trollface won I'd totally pick it over her. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

But what wil a troll face do for ou country,huh - Nateawesomeness

If you want to know why I know so much about them even when I don't involve myself in politics, blame the never-ending blab of the news reporters.

Hillary Clinton- People are only voting for her because she'll be the first women president.

Carly Fiorina- Failed HP. If she can't take care of a computer company, how could she take care of a country?

Donald Trump- Racist, annoying, can't accept opinions, makes both parties look bad. There are already enough reasons why we shouldn't elect him.

Ben Carson: You're typical candidate/Republican, only he has a big twist: a strong and rather unhealthy obsession with guns. He'd give guns to dogs and Barbie dolls if it were possible.

The Rest: Needy attention grabbers trying to lick fame off of the popular, more annoying choices. They try to seem important, but they are inferior. Some of them are good, hard working candidates unpopular candidates, but of course life's not fair, so they have to stay in the ...more - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio are good and promising candidates. And by the way, in Switzerland, everyone has guns, and there is no such thing as a gun license. Look at it. Switzerland is one of the safest places to be in.

2 Some People Don't Like the Colors Red or Blue

If you don't like either, just go with the trollface. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

That's not what the flag is about - Nateawesomeness

3 A Trollface Would Have Cuter Election Pins Than Everyone Else

What the **** is this list

The Trolface: The most classic, exotic, and funniest meme on the internet.
Trollface_YES_DonaldTrump_NO - BlueTopazIceVanilla

4 If A Trollface Wins the Election, He/She Would Put More Laws to Stop Cyberbullying

The trollface already knows the difference between harmless jokes and bullying, (based on personal experience) then that way people could be bullied less and enjoy the Internet to its fullest potential. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

What about laws...,surely laws are more important then stupidity on the Internet - Nateawesomeness

5 A Trollface Has a 95% Chance of Winning

Good qualities in both the race and the heart will make a trollface win. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Yea,if anyone under 18 can vote...which is one of your other ridiculous ideas - Nateawesomeness

6 There are Too Many Democrats and Republicans Running

Seriously. As far as I know, there's about 20 or so people running. Way too much, and the voting won't even be fair because its spread out all over the place. But a trollface will be different, and it'll cause people on both parties to see the light--a trollface. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 A Trollface Will Have a Better Slogan Than All the Other Candidates

Trolling? the trollface will troll the usa, duh.

Maybe something to do with trolling and voter's interests. After all, it is a trollface. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Trolling the voters does not mean respect - Nateawesomeness

8 A Trollface is Old Enough to Run for President V 2 Comments
9 A Trollface Will Add More Fun to the Election

Not like it was fun before the trollface, but the election is very boring. A trollface will boost everyone's spirits and make them not fall asleep during campaign speeches. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Elections aren't supposed to be fun. They're made to vote for our new president.

10 A Trollface Will Revolutionize the Way Voters Vote V 1 Comment
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