Top Ten Reasons Why Twilight Isn't a Good Series
People, what are vampires supposed to be? They're supposed to be intimidating, creepy, turn into bats, and have a dark and mysterious voice! So why do vampires in Twilight look like ordinary people?! WHY?! Please never watch Twilight or read it! Watch the original "Count Dracula" movie or "Hotel Transylvania"!
The Count from Sesame Street is a better vampire then Edward could ever be.
Shiny Zubat will destroy Edward Cullen!
Count Von Count and Count Chocula should kill Edward!
Dumb, overrated, sappy love story about a woman and a vampire. I tend to not like movies/shows that are live-action (movies that are way too serious), and only watch the comedic/animal ones (I.e Impractical Jokers, Nature, and Crikey! It's the Irwins!) Overall, Twilight sucks. If I ever want to watch a good love story, I'd watch "Titanic".
P.S. "Twilight" lovers, respect my opinion please.
"My people call it 'domestic abuse'"
My reply: Because it is about domestic abuse, and it sucks. At least Darry in The Outsiders apologized to Ponyboy after he slapped him a while back in the book! I'm fine with you liking Twilight, but to me, it sucks so bad. To Kill A Mockingbird and The Outsiders are better books/movies.
It's literally an abuse fantasy Edward is such an abusive ass to Bella. So is Jacob. Both of them suck.
My people call it 'domestic abuse'
(Warning: Rants ahead, be warned)
Rant #1: Bella Swan almost kills herself because Edward left?! That's like saying Salad Fingers decides to kill himself because Hubert was taken! But here's the thing, does Salad Fingers decide to bawl "Oh no, my Hubert, Imma kill myself!" and almost kills himself because Hubert was taken? Does he? NO! Instead, he literally does everything in his power to bring his boy back, even fending off his GLASS FAMILY! The people (or monsters) that NEGLECTED HIM EMOTIONALLY! He broke out of his shell to save Hubert! And Salad also said a line to Glass Brother so badass, it makes Lord Of The Rings lines sound like a joke, while Bella just said "Oh noes my Edward is gone, Imma kill myself now!". Salad Fingers was always far better than Twilight, anyways.
Rant #2: Bella, first of all, Edward leaving isn't the end of the world, just find a new one. Second of all, SUICIDE IS NOT A JOKE! It is very serious and horrible! If you think ...more
No, they're beyond dumb. They've crossed a line of stupidity that no one can return from.
Speaking of the book, people prefer to read THIS over the far more superior To Kill A Mockingbird?! According to the book ratings.
A film starring a cardboard cutout being moved through the woods would be more entertaining.
So stars on the audience review, you'd rather read sappy crappy Twilight over the far more superior To Kill A Mockingbird?! At least To Kill A Mockingbird has a good moral!
I mean seriously, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart?
The whole thing revolves around the two protagonists who are in an abusive relationship. If you look it up, there is every sign of abuse by Edward. Also, Bella is so helpless without her sparklepixie, and even attempted suicide when he left. If that's not bad enough, she came crying back to him. I really despise that she's so dependent on Edward, especially when he's such a jerk. The whole relationship is just too twisted to comprehend.