Reasons Why the United States Is Better Than Canada

The Top Ten

1 Friendlier People

Yes Canadians are mostly liberal which means that they are more cult like and not as friendly I know because I live in Canada and I hate it the USA is better the reason the retarded Canadians are saying it's better is because it's more liberal so good for them but for conservatives like myself Canada is a hellish place to be in and yes the economy is worse than the United States

The biggest stereotype us Canadians have is that were super nice all the time. NOT TRUE! Lived in Canada all my life and I can tell you, compared to the United States we are flat out stingy jerks. My neighbor literally called the police on me because I was filming my dog and he thought I was filming him. Stayed at my aunts over the Summer in North Dakota and the people there are a whole lot nicer than Canadians. Once I turn 18 I'm moving straight to the United States as soon as possible.

Not true though. We elected someone who stands for liberty for everyone and you guys elected a racist, transphobic, homophobic narcissist. Enough with your delusion

nope

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2 Justin Bieber Didn't Come From The US

Who cares.
Liam Payne could've been 3rd on The X factor in 2008 if Simon Cowell hadn't put Eoghan Quigg through. Simon was like sorry Liam you have school. Well why let 14-15 year olds audition then?

That's amazing

Does it matter? No.

Justin bieber sucks so now Amarica is awesome

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3 Prettier Cities

Canadian cities are ugly. - tigerbw

Americas cities has pollution Canada doesn't

Pollution and expansion is pretty how? - benhos

Even if the population is the same, some cities have a higher global presence

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4 Better Weather

Living in Canada, I actually got a heatstroke and fainted. It's not all snow and cold weather, you know...

America does have a variety of climates, but Canada isn't only cold. The temperature during the summer can go up to 40 degrees (occasionally). Still, having a better climate makes America better than Canada.

The US has all kinds of climates all over the country. Canada is just one climate: cold.

Much better weather for sure. - funnyuser

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5 More Clubs

Stop hurting us canadians at we are polite

6 Much More World Top-Ranked Universities

Top ranked does mean statistically better

That's literally the only reason that I agree on.

Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Princeton, Cornell, Dartmouth, Brown, UPenn- I could honestly go on and on.

Ha ha ha... False.

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7 America has Donald Trump

This is the best thing to happen to us in recent years

100% true

Trump is the greatest President of all time

Canada>USA. This list makes zero sense by the way. From a fellow Canuck.

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8 Lower Cost of Living

Yes most defanetly

Its not just the free health care, we have have a lower value dollar.

The only reason Canada has higher taxes is because Canada has FREE HEALTH CARE.

Another name for Canada is! The Snow Commies

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9 Prettier Women

Canadians like Amaimon is exactly why America is better. - Idiot_patrol

Fat and stupid.

Go to any socal coastline, and try and say, USA doesn't have the most beautiful women per capita in the world

That is true

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10 USA is Free

Canada isn't free compared to the states at all. Canada has super strict gun laws, Trudeau passed a bill that effectively destroyed free speech, Ontario has so many rules and laws its insane (like no Right hand drive cars? ) the list goes on. America is actually free, and I'm Canadian. Canada is a joke these days..

So is Canada you jackasses.

And this reason is why people do not like America.

USA is an independent country, american does not need to bow down to a monarchy, they can put, and they can take their leader whenever they want. - NZGUY85

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The Contenders

11 Better Music Artists

100% true, we have black sabbath

I think america has better music than Canada because the American singer have more talent then allot of Canadian singers. also I think American songs and singers are more original and their music is more popular and appeals more to me.

That's right. Because all the up and coming stars leave small town Canada to move to Hollywood where they dominate the music and film industry. Seriously? The US has ten times the population so should have ten times the stars. Our singers are influential just like yours. Celine? Bryan Adams? Alanis morrisette? Leonard Cohen (the guy who wrote hallelujah)?

You know, you guys are right when you say we gave you Justin Bieber (us Canucks call him Justin Beaver), but if was you AMERICANS who made the guy famous, not us! You took that idiot and made him a celebrity!

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12 More McDonald's

Mate that's a negative

This reason just goes to show how Canada is BETTER

THERE ARE JUST AS MANY MCDONALDS IN THE US AS THERE ARE IN CANADA. AS FOR ANYONE WHO CALLS THE US FAT, YOU CAN ROT IN HELL. HAVE YOU MET EVERYONE IN AMERICA? HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE OBESE? ALSO, OBESITY IS AS MUCH OF AN ISSUE HERE AS IT IS IN YOUR COUNTRY.

This list is really stupid.

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13 More Sexy Woman

You are so narrow-minded it is sad you can't see that not all of America is fat, as an American I respect Canada but I find that Canadians are not as nice as they say because of assumptions like yours.

If you find obese sexy.. Well, each to their own, I guess. - LemonComputer

America has a better naked girls than canada.

Yeas this is

14 Not Depended on UK
15 More Powerful Military

Just because you have the "best snipers" doesn't make the Canadian military better. America has over 1,000,000 active service members while Canada has a quite pathetic 70,000 active members. America also has companies like Lockheed Martin, Northprop Grumman, and Boeing that build the most advanced military technology in the world. America also has the 2nd highest amount of nuclear weapons. And to be fair I have never seen a single piece of media about the Canadian military, like seriously what are yall doing up there.

Our records show that our military is badass!

"better army" Canada has some of the top snipers in the world and last time I checked has the best long range snipers recorded, so ok "better army" right, sorry I felt like this was the only thing I could add to this list

Way Stronger compared to canda more nukes and better army

16 America Has More Money

yep

True that.

Canadians are mostly broke and in huge credit card debt. Visit vancouver and you'll see what I mean.

17 More Sex and Entertainment

As a Filipino from the Philippines, if more sex in the U.S., Canada is still better - waraypiso

18 More Happiness
19 More Oil

America buys more oil from Canada than it has itself, and they don't even buy all of Canada's oil. The only good argument on this entire list is better weather.

USA gets oil from Canada retard that made this list.

Maybe they buy oil from Canada because their so desperate for money

a lie

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20 No Justin Trudeau
21 More Interesting Cities and Culture

Well regardless of your opinion about possible lack of culture in USA. When people want to visit a country and do tourism they decide to come to USA over Canada. In fact USA occupy second country in the world in foreign visitors, outperform by only France. Even more facts for you, annually Mexico is more visited by tourists than canada. So please... Don't even try to think that canada can outperform USA in culture. Just facts.

What culture?

A culture of McDonalds. Very interesting. - LemonComputer

22 Faster Internet

Shut up you

23 More Patriotic

To me, that's pretty much a downside. - LemonComputer

24 We Have Logic

This one makes no sense

25 Isn't Politically Correct

Well actually your wrong...not Americans, illegals mostly...that's what Trump is going go fix.

People from the us literally bring guns into churches to shoot people cause they have different faiths

26 USA has no LemonComputer guy

Best one on this list so far

boi bye

USA doesn't have the LemonComputer guy in it. he sucks nutz

27 USA has a better leader than Canada

yes

Neither is good... Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau! Are you kidding?

28 Americans Has Many Conservatives

Need more national socialists

29 More Action

Loooll if you like to get in trouble be an alcoholic a prostitute and a druggie, plus ll dat stuff is in AMERICAN movies more action, hilarious

30 More Work
31 US is Friendlier

Seriously... are you kidding. Tell that to all the US people who travel to Europe with a Canadian flag sown onto their backpacks.

Notice on this platform that the Canadians ones giving opinions are the meanest and most negative? I wonder why? It's because they feel inferior to US people.

32 Better Accents

Bruh there's literally no difference

Americans don't even have an accent! - LemonComputer

As if. Canadians have a relaxed, carefree accent. The US? They sound like they think they're so perfect.

I do not know one person who speaks with a stereotypical Canadian accent and I'm Canadian

33 US Likes the Native Marine Mammals Better

Ahem SeaWorld... - TheCanadianLoyalist

OK. Canada clubs seals to death and eats whale meat! That is so mean!

The native people have to in order to survive and make clothes suitable for the weather. How is it any better eating bacon or beef? - LemonComputer

34 US Has an Ego

A huuuge one - LemonComputer

35 We Have a Space Program
36 America Was the First Country to Send Someone to the Moon

Um no, The Soviet Union was, I’m American and I know this. Change this to “America sent a person to the moon before Canada”

37 Invaded 22 countries in the past 20 years

And this makes it better how?

38 Things are Cheaper in the US Than Canada
39 More Population

Hah only 12 reasons why usa is better and 36 reasons on why Canada is better.

40 More Houses, Buildings, and Stores
41 More Business
42 More Fun and You Never Get Bored

Yeah being a hooker and going to strip clubs. America has the worst entertainment - Amaimon

43 More Badasses
44 More Information Technology
45 More Things To Do
46 America Has Better Kitchen Designers
47 Americans Don't Specialize Their Children as Much
48 America has the best football, Canada has minor league football.
49 Shorter Waitlists to See Medical Specialists in the US
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