Top 10 Reasons Why Using the Bathroom at Home Is Better Than Using It In School


The Top Ten

1 More privacy

I'm a girl and one time, I went to the washroom at school and opened one of the stalls and saw a boy in there. He had everything down and I could see his private parts. I just think that that was stupid for him to go in the girls washroom and show his private area. From now on, I never use the washrooms at my school anymore because of this. I don't even have to worry about it at home.

Kids hang out on the stall doors, climb stalls and pee aimlessly all over the place.

Yeah. At least I don't have to worry about all the girls talking in the ladies room. - Katildalover93

Privacy matters to me, so. - RadioHead03

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2 No poop or pee on the floor

Unless you make it.

I've heard this before. Mostly boys are the main perpetrators. - Katildalover93

At my school some kids decided to take a dump in the soap dispenser, on the floor, in the sink, and it was BAD. The boys bathroom in the library is always closed. Maybe one day they'll apprehend the dreaded 'Poop Bandits'. - Haumea

This is disgusting. People who put it on the floor should be suspended. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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3 It's clean at home

There's still clothes strew in the floor and stuff, but it's still better than in school. - Katildalover93

Not when I was in middle school. My home was WORSE in multiple ways because poverty.

Could not agree more. In my school people are DISGUSTING in the worst possible way. There is graffiti in every toilet block and, even worse, one day there was BLOOD inside the sinks and all over the floor. Also worth noting that people do not flush in the toilets in school so it always smells like a sewage plant. While at home, everybody doea flush, doesn't write all over the walls and there is no blood. Home in general is juat cleaner than school by a country mile.

This will be disgusting. Be warned.
Once, I was walking in the bathroom, only to see 3 boys just rubbing poop all over the walls. I even saw them throwing the poop at each other. I went in the stall to go, and there was pee all over the toilet seat, and nobody flushed.
It's not even worth vomiting in there.
Yep, it went as expected. I held it in until I got home. - Excited

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4 The sink isn't dirty

Ever since kindergarten, people I know have gotten into trouble in the bathroom. In second grade, a few boys thought it would be really funny if they started a wet toilet paper fight. In fourth grade, a girl went to the bathroom, and didn't come back until a half hour later. Turns out she brought a book into the bathroom, and don't ask me why, but that's strictly against school rules. And in fifth grade, this one boy stood on the sink, leaning against the wall. He slipped, and pulled the fire alarm. He didn't get hurt, but he got detention. Good thing the school closed last year.

Reasons I don't use the bathroom at school:

1. Kids pee in the sinks when they're in a hurry and the stalls are taken.
2. People be rubbing poop on the walls
3. People who use the toilet never flush
4. Kids be peeping at you when you on the toilet

And there you have it folks - Jessicarabbit

Nail polish in the sink who is doing their nails at school - Ihaskitty1234

Who does that? And how would they even be careful enough and find the time to dry it? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

This is why I hate using the bathroom at school. People always pee in the sink.

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5 It doesn't smell like dirty diapers

One of my friends is 10 years old and she has a baby sister that just turned 2. When her sister was born, she was 8 and a half. Their old home was an apartment with only 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. For them, it does smell like dirty diapers. That was when they were 9 and 1 and before that. So her parents had the master bedroom and master bathroom. While the kids were left with the other bedroom and bathroom. When friends came over to their apartment, they would ask, "Why does it smell like stinky diapers in here? ", then she replied, "Because I have a baby sister." And because they are left with that one bedroom and bathroom, they have to share it even though they are so far apart in age. The older daughter is also getting at that age in which she is too old to share a bedroom, especially with someone way younger than her. Not to mention, the mom is pregnant right now with a baby boy. I don't have to experience this but I can just imagine. Having to be in a bathroom with stinky ...more

Dirty diapers would be a joy to smell compared with the fog I leave behind, feel bad for the folks who follow

The only exception to this is if there are young kids

Yeah, but at my home, it stinks cause the area bin is right behind it. - Animefan12

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6 The tissue at home is better

True. Why not give us the quilted kind? You have to make us feel imprisoned, do you schools? - Katildalover93

We have a bidet at home so you can rinse off the dingleberries, nothing like heading back to class with a peice of dirty TP stuck to your butt.

Agreed. The stuff in school is like sandpaper.

True because when I need to use the bathroom, in a stall was NO toilet paper no joke and I had to use ANOTHER stall.

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7 The toilet is more comforting at home

Never actually make cheek contact with the seat at school, just kind of hover

This is how I get my exercise. I just squat over the toilet. Building my butt muscles! - NicholasYellow

One time at school, all of the toilet seats had poo on them. I didn't use the bathroom all day and almost peed my pants.

I also hover over the seats. I hate public bathrooms so much.

The seat at my school is coated with dried pee

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8 No need to ask to use the bathroom at home

If you gotta go they should be able to let you go, but I am glad I don't have to ask at home. - Katildalover93

If they won't let me go, I let a few sbd's go in their general location, suddenly they are suggesting to me that I go.

One time, I teacher wouldn't let a girl in my class go to the bathroom and she ending up going in her pants. It's funnier because she was one of the popular girls! - NicholasYellow

Also no limits!

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9 You can fart without the embarrassment at home

Farting is just a gas you just need to let out. It is part of physiology! - Katildalover93

The embarrassment. I'm gonna cry. - Luckys

Who's embarrassed? I just let 'em rip wherever, whenever - I LOVE to fart, on the can is even better as it makes them even louder!

I hate this so much! Like literally every time I wanted to fart and I couldn't hold it kids would always say ew every time I farted! FARTING IS NORMAL

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10 At home the toilets are flushed

It has to be the worst bathroom nightmare to run into another's urine or feces. - Katildalover93

So true. When I was in school, the toilets were never flushed, so the bathrooms would smell like rotting feces and urine. It was disgusting, and one of the main reasons I never asked to go to the bathroom at school - KingSlayer93316

Half the toilets at my college are eco ones that use this rainwater flushing system with no backup whatsoever if the rainwater supply runs out, so the problem is not just lazy people who choose not to flush. Needless to say you're guaranteed to see at least one, ahem, 'Richard the Third' left in them... - Entranced98

It's true at the school they DON'T flush the toilets.

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The Contenders

11 You don't hear people groaning when they take a poo.

Once I was in the restroom and I was in a stall and I heard a girl RUNNING into the restroom in a stall. She was pooping and groaning. It was unpleasant. - Luckys

Lol at my home when I need to take a crap and the crap doesn't come out I always groan

More like you don't hear other people groaning when they masturbate...

(Me failing at being edgy) - SpectralOwl

I don't wanna hear people taking a dump

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12 You don't need to hear anyone else peeing

True. - Katildalover93

Even better if they crank a few butt trumpets while peeing!

Even though I am not a girl...I still pee sitting down because I can do it quietly

Eh, this isn't a big deal. Better than hearing someone crapping! - DCfnaf

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13 No chewed up gum in the urinal

I like the selection of gum in there, and often exchange for the one I am currently chewing

I'm a girl, so I don't know what it's like in the men's bathroom.

There are straws in the urinals - PatrickStar

Someone pooped in the urinal before

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14 Poo isn't on the walls

One time I was going to the bathroom (but not to use the bathroom - just to escape the torture of math) and I found poop all over the walls. I was so disgusted and instantly told the first teacher I saw. Then I kept washing my hands for the rest of the school day.

Neither is there poop in the sink. NOT KIDDING. - IcetailofWishClan

#4th graders

15 No one can hear you grunt while you poo

I know! Every time I take a dump at school, I have to bite my lip just to prevent me from grunting (when there's other girls in the restroom)...

I haven't Pooped at school All year, All last year, and probably all the year before as well.

I grunt like a grizzly!

16 Don't have to wash your hands

Wash your hands. There is germs! - Katildalover93

Someone always notices this, and later, in home ec class, they get grossed out when you twirl Pizza Dough

You should wash your hands no matter what! Why do people hate washing, just put you finger under water, that easy! - TheAthleticNerd

Whether you're at school or home, not washing your hands after going to the loo is beyond disgusting. Just ask yourself what's worse: squirting soap on your hands and running water over them for twenty seconds, or catching a disease and vomiting for three days straight? - Entranced98

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17 No bullies

I get bullied every schoolday that I'm not absent from school.

This should be a high number.
This might be a surprise, but at homes, there's no bullies able to beat you up. At school, it would be what I'd call a lose-lose with cameras. Without cameras, bullies can bully and get away with it, but with cameras, they literally watch us poop.
At home, we don't have to worry about any of that stuff. - Excited

18 No little kids will look under the stall and watch you

When my cousins were little they opened the door on me while I was on the toilet. AT MY HOUSE.

so true

19 No one can hear you opening your pad

I usually just go commando, and use a shove up

Yeah. I don't have my period yet, I'm 11, but this is something that I worry about.

I don't have a pad. But I hear it all in the girls room all the time - Jessicarabbit

It's like a fireworks show is going off in the bathroom. Everyone can hear it and you can't escape.

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20 Nobody's phone number scribbled on the wall

I'm happy I don't have to see the crappy stall writing from my middle school. - Katildalover93

I hate when you read the wall art and see the phone numbers for 2 or more girls you have slept with on there, thought I had more scruples

In the bathroom, there's really gross stuff scraped on the wall

Or any weird writing on the wall... - DCfnaf

People literally writes bomb threats and racist stuff on the stalls. - thenabster126

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21 You get a toilet to yourself without someone banging on the door

When I use the school's toilets and the other girls bang continuously on the door asking who's in there... SO ANNOYING. Why does it matter who's using the toilet, anyway?

When I was at school there was an annoying kid who hung around in the toilets just to bang on the doors and ask who was in there taking a pee. Every. Single. Day. So annoying and embarrassing! - Entranced98

I agree. Last year, I was using the washroom as a couple of second graders were kicking the door and yelling, "WHO'S IN THERE? "

When I was about 12 years old, these scum-of-the-earth Nazi Girls stood outside my door and kicked the door and said "Who is in there"
I told them to leave but they stood around and questioned me through the door.
They even thought I was a GUY hiding because I didn't respond to them. (i'm A GIRL FOR FLIPPING GOD'S SAKE! )

good thing I moved schooolz and my new school is MUCH better. - Lunala

22 No one doing stupid voices outside your cubicle
23 There is not poop smeared on the walls

I agree, but this was mentioned like three times.

24 You can use the bathroom without people saying you stink

It’s crap. It’s going to smell anyway.

What do you think it’s gonna smell like when someone takes a crap? Flowers? - 3DG20

25 You won't find cocaine anywhere.

Ya - too bad, a little snort while riding the porcelain bus is always nice.

People do drugs in school?! Or is it the teachers?!

I think the 4th graders do drugs in the bathroom #4th graders

Have a little Coke on the porcelain throne, whatever, have a little snort outside of class.

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26 No one hearing you say push

Push Push

Who the heck says push at the bathroom?

Babies probably say push on the potty.

NOPE! Who the hell watched Sanjay and Craig? - DCfnaf

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27 No death threats on the walls

Stupid jealous bullies

28 Nothing good to read while defecating

This is why I don't take craps at school. We don't have much time to go about our business. - Katildalover93

At home I have a great selection of porn mags to Peruse as I go about my business, makes the whole experience a little brighter

There are more productive things to read while going to the bathroom than porn. - RiverClanRocks

Porn isn't funny. What's the point of it?!

A good book to read is good - Jessicarabbit

29 There's no pressure

Like at school you have about 5 minutes and at home you have infinite time. - Katildalover93

You don't have to be afraid at home. All is god

30 No time limit

At my school, when you go to the bathroom (I'm a female), they have a time limit. Like, they tell you, "Hurry up! " When you're at the bathroom for more than the time limit, my teacher gets mad and gives us a stupid punishment. And when we're at home, we get to do our crap whenever we what, no time limit. Woo hoo!

31 More time to spend while pooping

Yes! At school kids are so impatient when it comes to the bathroom. Kids are always barging in and saying, HURRY UP! I need my time to poo! Its even worse when they fidget with the stall door while I'M in there!

You must poop fast in school, but not in home!

The fourth graders stay in the stalls for 45 m,inutes I timed I they think its funny

32 There isn't anyone talking

I need privacy! - Katildalover93

It's hard to do your business when you can hear ear-piercing squealing, the sound of bags being thrown at people's faces and girls talking about who is dating who. - Lunala

That happens to me it's SOOO awkward because the other girls in there are really popular AND IN MY CLASS

While your going to the bathroom and people come in talking, it makes it weird like,arnt u supposed to be going to the bathroom right now?!

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33 It's not pink

What what if someone had a bathroom at home with pink wallpaper or painted it with pink paint.
What does that even mean?


Lol wut

34 The door works

At my school there's always a door not working

35 Toilets at home aren't as loud

There not as loud or skary

So true.

36 No graffiti on the walls

4th graders write to eat their poop

"4th graders write to eat their poop" can you please stop making jokes of 4th graders, I'm in 4th grade and I don't eat my poop you dumb

37 Kids play ''Doorslam''!!
38 No one opens your stall

This is why stalks have locks

So true once I was in the toilet having a pee, a 2nd grader somehow managed to open the stall and then he watched me embarrassing!

39 No annoying young boys screaming while you're pooping

The girls are worse. Some of them go in large groups, laugh obnoxiously over every little thing and talk the whole time. They’re not even there to go to the washroom half of the time. - 3DG20

40 No Idiots Writing Stuff Everywhere

In elementary, the boy's bathroom closed three times in two months because someone wrote words in the bathroom! - IcetailofWishClan

Like in one middle school stall a year or so ago, I seen someone write "Suck ***** and ****! " - Katildalover93

41 Everyone is smoking in the school bathroom
42 No loud or strange noises
43 No alarms

Yeah, right... at night like at MIDNIGHT our fire alarms went off. And guess who's it was? That's right, MINE!


44 No need to worry about insects or bugs

In the toilets in primary school, there would be spiders and all that crud. - oakhearted

I find vermin in my home bathroom a lot...

I hate the bugs. - Katildalover93

45 The bathroom at home is much smaller

With the large size of the school washroom, you aren't able to truly appreciate the full aroma of the dung, the large washroom allows for too much dissipation of the odor.

46 There is no hemorrhoid cream

At home, we always keep a tube of Preparation H nearby, nobody carries this to school. If my sister is home I can usually convince her to come into the bathroom and help me apply some.

47 Kids pee in the sinks when they're in a hurry and the stalls are taken

Oh goodness... what has the world come to?!

Same at my school - Jessicarabbit

#4th graders

48 No one pees in the sinks when the stalls are full

Agreed, but this was said 2 times (excluding this) already. - Excited

49 Urinals are disgusting
50 The toilet doors are weak

I saw 1 5th grader doing poop and this kid from Kinder open the door, even when it was "locked properly".

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