Top 10 Reasons Why Using the Bathroom at Home Is Better Than Using It In School


The Top Ten

1 More privacy

If you drop a good deuce, there's no problem getting privacy, one whiff and they'll all be running for the hills

Man, our toilet has no lock. It's so horrible. You can't lock the door when you're in the toilet. So, I just hang my Identity Card above the door to show others that I'm inside. - Animefan12

Like kids in the 3 or 2nd grade keep playing hide and seek and boys hide in the washroom and the girls keep peeping in, I can't even go there


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2 No poop or pee on the floor

This is disgusting. People who put it on the floor should be suspended. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

There's pee on the floor in my school bathroom. At least we wear shoes in there.

At my school some kids decided to take a dump in the soap dispenser, on the floor, in the sink, and it was BAD. The boys bathroom in the library is always closed. Maybe one day they'll apprehend the dreaded 'Poop Bandits'. - Haumea

People these days are idiots whenever they do this. - IcetailofWishClan

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3 It's clean at home

This will be disgusting. Be warned.
Once, I was walking in the bathroom, only to see 3 boys just rubbing poop all over the walls. I even saw them throwing the poop at each other. I went in the stall to go, and there was pee all over the toilet seat, and nobody flushed.
It's not even worth vomiting in there.
Yep, it went as expected. I held it in until I got home. - Excited

Our bathroom at home is shiny, our school is dirty and full of crap - MeaganSaysHI

I totally agree. In my school,I have to hold every time I want to pee. - Finn-Mordecai-Gumball

People at school always take the fastest in the world and never flush it.

Could not agree more. In my school people are DISGUSTING in the worst possible way. There is graffiti in every toilet block and, even worse, one day there was BLOOD inside the sinks and all over the floor. Also worth noting that people do not flush in the toilets in school so it always smells like a sewage plant. While at home, everybody doea flush, doesn't write all over the walls and there is no blood. Home in general is juat cleaner than school by a country mile.

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4 The sink isn't dirty

Ever since kindergarten, people I know have gotten into trouble in the bathroom. In second grade, a few boys thought it would be really funny if they started a wet toilet paper fight. In fourth grade, a girl went to the bathroom, and didn't come back until a half hour later. Turns out she brought a book into the bathroom, and don't ask me why, but that's strictly against school rules. And in fifth grade, this one boy stood on the sink, leaning against the wall. He slipped, and pulled the fire alarm. He didn't get hurt, but he got detention. Good thing the school closed last year.

Reasons I don't use the bathroom at school:

1. Kids pee in the sinks when they're in a hurry and the stalls are taken.
2. People be rubbing poop on the walls
3. People who use the toilet never flush
4. Kids be peeping at you when you on the toilet

And there you have it folks - Jessicarabbit

Nail polish in the sink who is doing their nails at school - Ihaskitty1234

Who does that? And how would they even be careful enough and find the time to dry it? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

No more weird stuff on the sinks - bjinmaro64

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5 It doesn't smell like dirty diapers

Dirty diapers would be a joy to smell compared with the fog I leave behind, feel bad for the folks who follow

Yeah, but at my home, it stinks cause the area bin is right behind it. - Animefan12

Sometimes they reek of rotten eggs - compared to that I'd take a dirty nappy smell any day. - Entranced98

At My high school it 👃like 🚬 🍸and 💉 I'm not kidding

You go in there fresh come out like the above then the police officer takes you to a room to? You and test you for the above.
Or if you're a boy you go in straight come out gay.

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6 The tissue at home is better

We have a bidet at home so you can rinse off the dingleberries, nothing like heading back to class with a peice of dirty TP stuck to your butt.

Agreed. The stuff in school is like sandpaper.

True because when I need to use the bathroom, in a stall was NO toilet paper no joke and I had to use ANOTHER stall.

The toilet paper is so thin, that I have to use lots of it, and sometimes, no matter how much I use, it still rips, and I constantly get pee on my hand. SO NASTY! >:(

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7 No need to ask to use the bathroom at home

If they won't let me go, I let a few sbd's go in their general location, suddenly they are suggesting to me that I go.

One time, I teacher wouldn't let a girl in my class go to the bathroom and she ending up going in her pants. It's funnier because she was one of the popular girls! - NicholasYellow

Not just that you also need to write what time you left and come back and write down your name - jbella9000

Also no limits!

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8 The toilet is more comforting at home

Never actually make cheek contact with the seat at school, just kind of hover

This is how I get my exercise. I just squat over the toilet. Building my butt muscles! - NicholasYellow

I also hover over the seats. I hate public bathrooms so much.

The seat at my school is coated with dried pee

One time at school, all of the toilet seats had poo on them. I didn't use the bathroom all day and almost peed my pants.

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9 You can fart without the embarrassment at home

Who's embarrassed? I just let 'em rip wherever, whenever - I LOVE to fart, on the can is even better as it makes them even louder!

This MUST be number 1 guys!,
I fart in extreme crucial situations!
I farted when my name was called during attendance
I farted in an exam hall
Lot of my farts are loud so it is a torture to me
But still, it feels so good to fart! - Animefan12

I would do that sometimes. Sometimes quietly. Why don't you think they call it whisper..

I hate this so much! Like literally every time I wanted to fart and I couldn't hold it kids would always say ew every time I farted! FARTING IS NORMAL

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10 At home the toilets are flushed

Half the toilets at my college are eco ones that use this rainwater flushing system with no backup whatsoever if the rainwater supply runs out, so the problem is not just lazy people who choose not to flush. Needless to say you're guaranteed to see at least one, ahem, 'Richard the Third' left in them... - Entranced98

It's true at the school they DON'T flush the toilets.

So true. When I was in school, the toilets were never flushed, so the bathrooms would smell like rotting feces and urine. It was disgusting, and one of the main reasons I never asked to go to the bathroom at school - KingSlayer93316

I know right.I go to school (boys) and I think its’s absolutely horrible It’s disgusting when you need the toilet and you see pee and poo still there. Who in there right mind would not flush the toilet. There was this kid in my year and he got poo on his shirt. I was horrified. People cover it with tissue and honestly it’s a waste. I sometimes have to look for good cubicles ( It’s flushed, no pee and Poo and there’s still tissues)

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The Contenders

11 You don't need to hear anyone else peeing

Even better if they crank a few butt trumpets while peeing!

Eh, this isn't a big deal. Better than hearing someone crapping! - DCfnaf

That's why I cover my ears when I'm in a stall.

Even though I am not a girl...I still pee sitting down because I can do it quietly

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12 You don't hear people groaning when they take a poo.

I don't wanna hear people taking a dump

I always hear this when I'm at school. - Mumbizz01

I've heard this a lot of times. It sounds like they're dying.

More like you don't hear other people groaning when they masturbate...

(Me failing at being edgy) - SpectralOwl

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13 No chewed up gum in the urinal

I like the selection of gum in there, and often exchange for the one I am currently chewing

I'm a girl, so I don't know what it's like in the men's bathroom.

There are straws in the urinals - PatrickStar

Someone pooped in the urinal before

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14 Poo isn't on the walls

One time I was going to the bathroom (but not to use the bathroom - just to escape the torture of math) and I found poop all over the walls. I was so disgusted and instantly told the first teacher I saw. Then I kept washing my hands for the rest of the school day.

Neither is there poop in the sink. NOT KIDDING. - IcetailofWishClan

#4th graders

15 Don't have to wash your hands

Someone always notices this, and later, in home ec class, they get grossed out when you twirl Pizza Dough

You should wash your hands no matter what! Why do people hate washing, just put you finger under water, that easy! - TheAthleticNerd

Whether you're at school or home, not washing your hands after going to the loo is beyond disgusting. Just ask yourself what's worse: squirting soap on your hands and running water over them for twenty seconds, or catching a disease and vomiting for three days straight? - Entranced98

EWW! Don’t you wash your hands? If it’s the soap and the wrinkly hands you get afterwards I have a solution...use hand sanitizer! It worked for me and it dries up super fast! This is a must have and I would definitely recommend it!

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16 Nobody's phone number scribbled on the wall

I hate when you read the wall art and see the phone numbers for 2 or more girls you have slept with on there, thought I had more scruples

Or any weird writing on the wall... - DCfnaf

People literally writes bomb threats and racist stuff on the stalls. - thenabster126

In the bathroom, there's really gross stuff scraped on the wall

There was some graffiti on the walls but the janitors destroyed it.
It was a joke about lost unicorns and drugs. - Lunala

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17 You get a toilet to yourself without someone banging on the door

When I use the school's toilets and the other girls bang continuously on the door asking who's in there... SO ANNOYING. Why does it matter who's using the toilet, anyway?

When I was at school there was an annoying kid who hung around in the toilets just to bang on the doors and ask who was in there taking a pee. Every. Single. Day. So annoying and embarrassing! - Entranced98

I agree. Last year, I was using the washroom as a couple of second graders were kicking the door and yelling, "WHO'S IN THERE? "

When I was about 12 years old, these scum-of-the-earth Nazi Girls stood outside my door and kicked the door and said "Who is in there"
I told them to leave but they stood around and questioned me through the door.
They even thought I was a GUY hiding because I didn't respond to them. (i'm A GIRL FOR FLIPPING GOD'S SAKE! )

good thing I moved schooolz and my new school is MUCH better. - Lunala

18 No one can hear you grunt while you poo

I know! Every time I take a dump at school, I have to bite my lip just to prevent me from grunting (when there's other girls in the restroom)...

I haven't Pooped at school All year, All last year, and probably all the year before as well.

I grunt like a grizzly!

19 No one doing stupid voices outside your cubicle
20 No one can hear you opening your pad

I usually just go commando, and use a shove up

Yeah. I don't have my period yet, I'm 11, but this is something that I worry about.

I don't have a pad. But I hear it all in the girls room all the time - Jessicarabbit

This list is sooo gross

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21 There is not poop smeared on the walls

I agree, but this was mentioned like three times.

22 You won't find cocaine anywhere.

Ya - too bad, a little snort while riding the porcelain bus is always nice.

People do drugs in school?! Or is it the teachers?!

I think the 4th graders do drugs in the bathroom #4th graders

This addition made my day. - shawnmccaul22

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23 No bullies

This should be a high number.
This might be a surprise, but at homes, there's no bullies able to beat you up. At school, it would be what I'd call a lose-lose with cameras. Without cameras, bullies can bully and get away with it, but with cameras, they literally watch us poop.
At home, we don't have to worry about any of that stuff. - Excited

I get bullied every schoolday that I'm not absent from school.

24 No one hearing you say push

Who the heck says push at the bathroom?

Babies probably say push on the potty.

NOPE! Who the hell watched Sanjay and Craig? - DCfnaf

Push Push

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25 No death threats on the walls

Stupid jealous bullies

26 Nothing good to read while defecating

At home I have a great selection of porn mags to Peruse as I go about my business, makes the whole experience a little brighter

There are more productive things to read while going to the bathroom than porn. - RiverClanRocks

Porn isn't funny. What's the point of it?!

A good book to read is good - Jessicarabbit

27 There's no pressure

You don't have to be afraid at home. All is god

28 No time limit

At my school, when you go to the bathroom (I'm a female), they have a time limit. Like, they tell you, "Hurry up! " When you're at the bathroom for more than the time limit, my teacher gets mad and gives us a stupid punishment. And when we're at home, we get to do our crap whenever we what, no time limit. Woo hoo!

29 More time to spend while pooping

Yes! At school kids are so impatient when it comes to the bathroom. Kids are always barging in and saying, HURRY UP! I need my time to poo! Its even worse when they fidget with the stall door while I'M in there!

You must poop fast in school, but not in home!

The fourth graders stay in the stalls for 45 m,inutes I timed I they think its funny

30 There isn't anyone talking

It's hard to do your business when you can hear ear-piercing squealing, the sound of bags being thrown at people's faces and girls talking about who is dating who. - Lunala

That happens to me it's SOOO awkward because the other girls in there are really popular AND IN MY CLASS

While your going to the bathroom and people come in talking, it makes it weird like,arnt u supposed to be going to the bathroom right now?!


31 The door works

At my school there's always a door not working

32 Toilets at home aren't as loud

So true.

There not as loud or skary

33 No graffiti on the walls

4th graders write to eat their poop

34 Kids play ''Doorslam''!!
35 No one opens your stall

So true once I was in the toilet having a pee, a 2nd grader somehow managed to open the stall and then he watched me embarrassing!

36 No annoying young boys screaming while you're pooping

The girls are worse. Some of them go in large groups, laugh obnoxiously over every little thing and talk the whole time. They’re not even there to go to the washroom half of the time. - 3DG20

37 No little kids will look under the stall and watch you

so true

38 No Idiots Writing Stuff Everywhere

In elementary, the boy's bathroom closed three times in two months because someone wrote words in the bathroom! - IcetailofWishClan

39 It's not pink

Lol wut

40 Everyone is smoking in the school bathroom
41 No loud or strange noises
42 No alarms
43 The bathroom at home is much smaller

With the large size of the school washroom, you aren't able to truly appreciate the full aroma of the dung, the large washroom allows for too much dissipation of the odor.

44 There is no hemorrhoid cream

At home, we always keep a tube of Preparation H nearby, nobody carries this to school. If my sister is home I can usually convince her to come into the bathroom and help me apply some.

45 Kids pee in the sinks when they're in a hurry and the stalls are taken

Oh goodness... what has the world come to?!

Same at my school - Jessicarabbit

#4th graders

46 No one pees in the sinks when the stalls are full

Agreed, but this was said 2 times (excluding this) already. - Excited

47 Urinals are disgusting
48 The toilet doors are weak

I saw 1 5th grader doing poop and this kid from Kinder open the door, even when it was "locked properly".

49 People always start awkward conversations while you're in a stall.

These two annoying 8th graders were in the stalls on both sides of me talking about how lame 6th graders are. Really? I took offense to your conversation.

8th graders need to stop being mean to 6th graders

50 You don't need to squat

I hate going to the effort of squatting but I'm not bothered to put toilet paper on the seat and any ways the pee on the seat seeps through

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