Top 10 Reasons Why Using the Bathroom at Home Is Better Than Using It In School
The Top Ten
Yeah because that crazy kid named Tommy, the one that called me a swing hogger and is so fast. After recess, When I just went into the restroom, Tommy saw me and he went under the room and almost got me! That was him too far. It was back in 5th Grade at Folsom Elementary in Prosper. - Connor4808
Peter: I can't poop in strange places
Quagmire: Strange places
Peter: I can only poop in my home
It's as though I'm watched by strange faces
Quagmire: Strange faces
Peter It's why I never roam
Patron: Excuse me, I just wanna grab one of those newspapers
Quagmire: Just grab one and go!
Patron: I'm looking for a job, okay?!
Peter: I've left Stewie alone with strangers
Peter: To satisfy my fecal needs...
Together: I've put my whole family in danger
To poop before my anus bleeds
Home bowl, home bowl
You know just what I need
Home bowl, home bowl
Poop before my anus bleeds
If you drop a good deuce, there's no problem getting privacy, one whiff and they'll all be running for the hills
I'm a girl and one time, I went to the washroom at school and opened one of the stalls and saw a boy in there. He had everything down and I could see his private parts. I just think that that was stupid for him to go in the girls washroom and show his private area. From now on, I never use the washrooms at my school anymore because of this. I don't even have to worry about it at home.
Girls at my school use the boys mirror but that's it. I'm so sorry that you saw that.
This is disgusting. People who put it on the floor should be suspended.
There's pee on the floor in my school bathroom. At least we wear shoes in there.
At my school some kids decided to take a dump in the soap dispenser, on the floor, in the sink, and it was BAD. The boys bathroom in the library is always closed. Maybe one day they'll apprehend the dreaded 'Poop Bandits'.
I've heard this before. Mostly boys are the main perpetrators.
This will be disgusting. Be warned.
Once, I was walking in the bathroom, only to see 3 boys just rubbing poop all over the walls. I even saw them throwing the poop at each other. I went in the stall to go, and there was pee all over the toilet seat, and nobody flushed.
It's not even worth vomiting in there.
Yep, it went as expected. I held it in until I got home.
Our bathroom at home is shiny, our school is dirty and full of crap
I totally agree. In my school,I have to hold every time I want to pee.
People at school always take the fastest in the world and never flush it.
Not when I was in middle school. My home was WORSE in multiple ways because poverty.
At my school you can find all kind of things in the sink mostly it is just mud and grass
Ever since kindergarten, people I know have gotten into trouble in the bathroom. In second grade, a few boys thought it would be really funny if they started a wet toilet paper fight. In fourth grade, a girl went to the bathroom, and didn't come back until a half hour later. Turns out she brought a book into the bathroom, and don't ask me why, but that's strictly against school rules. And in fifth grade, this one boy stood on the sink, leaning against the wall. He slipped, and pulled the fire alarm. He didn't get hurt, but he got detention. Good thing the school closed last year.
Nail polish in the sink who is doing their nails at school
Who does that? And how would they even be careful enough and find the time to dry it?
I found throw up in one once, and I decided not to use the school pot for the rest of the year
One of my friends is 10 years old and she has a baby sister that just turned 2. When her sister was born, she was 8 and a half. Their old home was an apartment with only 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. For them, it does smell like dirty diapers. That was when they were 9 and 1 and before that. So her parents had the master bedroom and master bathroom. While the kids were left with the other bedroom and bathroom. When friends came over to their apartment, they would ask, "Why does it smell like stinky diapers in here? ", then she replied, "Because I have a baby sister." And because they are left with that one bedroom and bathroom, they have to share it even though they are so far apart in age. The older daughter is also getting at that age in which she is too old to share a bedroom, especially with someone way younger than her. Not to mention, the mom is pregnant right now with a baby boy. I don't have to experience this but I can just imagine. Having to be in a bathroom with stinky ...more
Dirty diapers would be a joy to smell compared with the fog I leave behind, feel bad for the folks who follow
Sometimes they reek of rotten eggs - compared to that I'd take a dirty nappy smell any day.
Yeah, but at my home, it stinks cause the area bin is right behind it.
We have a bidet at home so you can rinse off the dingleberries, nothing like heading back to class with a peice of dirty TP stuck to your butt.
Agreed. The stuff in school is like sandpaper.
True. Why not give us the quilted kind? You have to make us feel imprisoned, do you schools?
True because when I need to use the bathroom, in a stall was NO toilet paper no joke and I had to use ANOTHER stall.
Never actually make cheek contact with the seat at school, just kind of hover
This is how I get my exercise. I just squat over the toilet. Building my butt muscles!
I also hover over the seats. I hate public bathrooms so much.
The seat at my school is coated with dried pee
One time at school, all of the toilet seats had poo on them. I didn't use the bathroom all day and almost peed my pants.
If they won't let me go, I let a few sbd's go in their general location, suddenly they are suggesting to me that I go.
Me: can I go to the bathroom
Teacher: why didn't you go in your breaks?
Me: BECAUSE WHEN I WAS AT MY BREAKS I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE PEEING!
Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: May I use the bathroom?
Of course you can, Sir, why are you asking me?
One time, I teacher wouldn't let a girl in my class go to the bathroom and she ending up going in her pants. It's funnier because she was one of the popular girls!
Who's embarrassed? I just let 'em rip wherever, whenever - I LOVE to fart, on the can is even better as it makes them even louder!
I hate when people hate other people or think they're idiots just because of a fart
This MUST be number 1 guys!,
I fart in extreme crucial situations!
I farted when my name was called during attendance
I farted in an exam hall
Lot of my farts are loud so it is a torture to me
But still, it feels so good to fart!
Farting is just a gas you just need to let out. It is part of physiology!
Half the toilets at my college are eco ones that use this rainwater flushing system with no backup whatsoever if the rainwater supply runs out, so the problem is not just lazy people who choose not to flush. Needless to say you're guaranteed to see at least one, ahem, 'Richard the Third' left in them...
It's true at the school they DON'T flush the toilets.
So true. When I was in school, the toilets were never flushed, so the bathrooms would smell like rotting feces and urine. It was disgusting, and one of the main reasons I never asked to go to the bathroom at school
It has to be the worst bathroom nightmare to run into another's urine or feces.
Once I was in the restroom and I was in a stall and I heard a girl RUNNING into the restroom in a stall. She was pooping and groaning. It was unpleasant.
I don't wanna hear people taking a dump
Lol at my home when I need to take a crap and the crap doesn't come out I always groan
I always hear this when I'm at school.
Even better if they crank a few butt trumpets while peeing!
Eh, this isn't a big deal. Better than hearing someone crapping!
That's why I cover my ears when I'm in a stall.
Even though I am not a girl...I still pee sitting down because I can do it quietly
I like the selection of gum in there, and often exchange for the one I am currently chewing
I'm a girl, so I don't know what it's like in the men's bathroom.
There are straws in the urinals
Someone pooped in the urinal before
I know! Every time I take a dump at school, I have to bite my lip just to prevent me from grunting (when there's other girls in the restroom)...
I haven't Pooped at school All year, All last year, and probably all the year before as well.
I grunt like a grizzly!
One time I was going to the bathroom (but not to use the bathroom - just to escape the torture of math) and I found poop all over the walls. I was so disgusted and instantly told the first teacher I saw. Then I kept washing my hands for the rest of the school day.
Neither is there poop in the sink. NOT KIDDING.
Dude, wash your hands anyway, disgusting. Bacteria can do some pretty bad stuff.
Someone always notices this, and later, in home ec class, they get grossed out when you twirl Pizza Dough
You should wash your hands no matter what! Why do people hate washing, just put you finger under water, that easy!
Whether you're at school or home, not washing your hands after going to the loo is beyond disgusting. Just ask yourself what's worse: squirting soap on your hands and running water over them for twenty seconds, or catching a disease and vomiting for three days straight?
This should be a high number.
This might be a surprise, but at homes, there's no bullies able to beat you up. At school, it would be what I'd call a lose-lose with cameras. Without cameras, bullies can bully and get away with it, but with cameras, they literally watch us poop.
At home, we don't have to worry about any of that stuff.
I get bullied every schoolday that I'm not absent from school.
When my cousins were little they opened the door on me while I was on the toilet. AT MY HOUSE.
I usually just go commando, and use a shove up
Yeah. I don't have my period yet, I'm 11, but this is something that I worry about.
I don't have a pad. But I hear it all in the girls room all the time
It's like a fireworks show is going off in the bathroom. Everyone can hear it and you can't escape.
People sometimes knock on the door when I'm using the toilet at home
When I use the school's toilets and the other girls bang continuously on the door asking who's in there... SO ANNOYING. Why does it matter who's using the toilet, anyway?
When I was at school there was an annoying kid who hung around in the toilets just to bang on the doors and ask who was in there taking a pee. Every. Single. Day. So annoying and embarrassing!
I agree. Last year, I was using the washroom as a couple of second graders were kicking the door and yelling, "WHO'S IN THERE? "
I hate when you read the wall art and see the phone numbers for 2 or more girls you have slept with on there, thought I had more scruples
I'm happy I don't have to see the crappy stall writing from my middle school.
Or any weird writing on the wall...
People literally writes bomb threats and racist stuff on the stalls.
In the bathroom, there's really gross stuff scraped on the wall
Ya - too bad, a little snort while riding the porcelain bus is always nice.
People do drugs in school?! Or is it the teachers?!
I think the 4th graders do drugs in the bathroom #4th graders
Have a little Coke on the porcelain throne, whatever, have a little snort outside of class.
I agree, but this was mentioned like three times.
It’s crap. It’s going to smell anyway.
What do you think it’s gonna smell like when someone takes a crap? Flowers?