Top 10 Reasons Why Using the Bathroom at Home Is Better Than Using It In School

The Top Ten
1 More privacy

Peter: I can't poop in strange places

Quagmire: Strange places

Peter: I can only poop in my home

It's as though I'm watched by strange faces

Quagmire: Strange faces

Peter It's why I never roam

Patron: Excuse me, I just wanna grab one of those newspapers

Quagmire: Just grab one and go!

Patron: I'm looking for a job, okay?!

Peter: I've left Stewie alone with strangers

Quagmire: Strangers...

Peter: To satisfy my fecal needs...

Together: I've put my whole family in danger

To poop before my anus bleeds

Home bowl, home bowl

You know just what I need

Home bowl, home bowl

Poop before my anus bleeds

Yeah because that crazy kid named Tommy, the one that called me a swing hogger and is so fast. After recess, When I just went into the restroom, Tommy saw me and he went under the room and almost got me! That was him too far. It was back in 5th Grade at Folsom Elementary in Prosper. - Connor4808

I'm a girl and one time, I went to the washroom at school and opened one of the stalls and saw a boy in there. He had everything down and I could see his private parts. I just think that that was stupid for him to go in the girls washroom and show his private area. From now on, I never use the washrooms at my school anymore because of this. I don't even have to worry about it at home.

(This may be embarrassing to me) Whenever I'm on the toilet, my pee or poo is loud. I'm about to have a relaxing business time when some kids come in just when I've started and suddenley: "What's that sound? It's pretty loud." I GET SO EMBARRASSED AND ANNOYED!

2 It's clean at home

At home bathrooms, they are perfectly clean and it smells OK. At school bathrooms, there is pee all over the toilet seat and pee on the floor. It stinks so bad and there is so much mud and dirt everywhere. Plus people forget to flush the toilet. EW!

Could not agree more. In my school people are DISGUSTING in the worst possible way. There is graffiti in every toilet block and, even worse, one day there was BLOOD inside the sinks and all over the floor. Also worth noting that people do not flush in the toilets in school so it always smells like a sewage plant. While at home, everybody doea flush, doesn't write all over the walls and there is no blood. Home in general is juat cleaner than school by a country mile.

This will be disgusting. Be warned.
Once, I was walking in the bathroom, only to see 3 boys just rubbing poop all over the walls. I even saw them throwing the poop at each other. I went in the stall to go, and there was pee all over the toilet seat, and nobody flushed.
It's not even worth vomiting in there.
Yep, it went as expected. I held it in until I got home.

My toilet at home is comfortable, clean, has a beautiful smell.
At school, toilet paper is all over the walls, people try and peer over the doors so they can watch you pee/poo (well in my school strangely) if there's a queue, people just jump in front, people are long as heck, the toilets don't flush properly, pee all over the seat, and much more.
I just hold it in for 6 hours.

3 The sink isn't dirty

Ever since kindergarten, people I know have gotten into trouble in the bathroom. In second grade, a few boys thought it would be really funny if they started a wet toilet paper fight. In fourth grade, a girl went to the bathroom, and didn't come back until a half hour later. Turns out she brought a book into the bathroom, and don't ask me why, but that's strictly against school rules. And in fifth grade, this one boy stood on the sink, leaning against the wall. He slipped, and pulled the fire alarm. He didn't get hurt, but he got detention. Good thing the school closed last year.

I found throw up in one once, and I decided not to use the school pot for the rest of the year

Also in my school, there are always pieces of hair or black tiny particles in the sinks...

One day I saw a big clump of hair in the sink. Someone must have pulled their weave out.

4 It doesn't smell like dirty diapers

One of my friends is 10 years old and she has a baby sister that just turned 2. When her sister was born, she was 8 and a half. Their old home was an apartment with only 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. For them, it does smell like dirty diapers. That was when they were 9 and 1 and before that. So her parents had the master bedroom and master bathroom. While the kids were left with the other bedroom and bathroom. When friends came over to their apartment, they would ask, "Why does it smell like stinky diapers in here? ", then she replied, "Because I have a baby sister." And because they are left with that one bedroom and bathroom, they have to share it even though they are so far apart in age. The older daughter is also getting at that age in which she is too old to share a bedroom, especially with someone way younger than her. Not to mention, the mom is pregnant right now with a baby boy. I don't have to experience this but I can just imagine. Having to be in a bathroom with stinky ...more

Sometimes they reek of rotten eggs - compared to that I'd take a dirty nappy smell any day.

Yeah, but at my home, it stinks cause the area bin is right behind it.

The ones at my school smells worse than dirty nappies.

5 The tissue at home is better

I TOTALLY agree with this. The toilet paper at home is really soft and thick. The school toilet paper is so thin that I need to fold it up four times just to make it thick enough.

The toilet paper at school is like Kleenex. One time, there was a really long line to was our hands, so the teacher let four of us go in the teacher bathroom and there was REALLY good toilet paper! That's not fair.

True because when I need to use the bathroom, in a stall was NO toilet paper no joke and I had to use ANOTHER stall.

We have a bidet at home so you can rinse off the dingleberries, nothing like heading back to class with a peice of dirty TP stuck to your butt.

6 No need to ask to use the bathroom at home

One time, I teacher wouldn't let a girl in my class go to the bathroom and she ending up going in her pants. It's funnier because she was one of the popular girls!

If they won't let me go, I let a few sbd's go in their general location, suddenly they are suggesting to me that I go.

Not just that you also need to write what time you left and come back and write down your name

Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: May I use the bathroom?
Of course you can, Sir, why are you asking me?

7 You can fart without the embarrassment at home

This MUST be number 1 guys!,
I fart in extreme crucial situations!
I farted when my name was called during attendance
I farted in an exam hall
Lot of my farts are loud so it is a torture to me
But still, it feels so good to fart!

Who's embarrassed? I just let 'em rip wherever, whenever - I LOVE to fart, on the can is even better as it makes them even louder!

I hate this so much! Like literally every time I wanted to fart and I couldn't hold it kids would always say ew every time I farted! FARTING IS NORMAL

Honestly whenever someone passes gases everone laughs and goes nuts and if they find the poor person who farted that's all they'll ever hear. My class are idiots

8 The toilet is more comforting at home

One time at school, all of the toilet seats had poo on them. I didn't use the bathroom all day and almost peed my pants.

Never actually make cheek contact with the seat at school, just kind of hover

The feeling of someone else sitting on the toilet is eerie and nasty

I also hover over the seats. I hate public bathrooms so much.

9 At home the toilets are flushed

Half the toilets at my college are eco ones that use this rainwater flushing system with no backup whatsoever if the rainwater supply runs out, so the problem is not just lazy people who choose not to flush. Needless to say you're guaranteed to see at least one, ahem, 'Richard the Third' left in them...

So true. When I was in school, the toilets were never flushed, so the bathrooms would smell like rotting feces and urine. It was disgusting, and one of the main reasons I never asked to go to the bathroom at school

YES, this one right here makes me mad like I know these kids have home training so why not flush the toilet.

It has to be the worst bathroom nightmare to run into another's urine or feces.

10 You don't hear people groaning when they take a poo

Once I was in the restroom and I was in a stall and I heard a girl RUNNING into the restroom in a stall. She was pooping and groaning. It was unpleasant.

More like you don't hear other people groaning when they masturbate...

(Me failing at being edgy)

Lol at my home when I need to take a crap and the crap doesn't come out I always groan

Really awkward when it sounds like someone is dying when they take a dump.

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11 You don't need to hear anyone else peeing

When the toilets are full, all you can hear is the sound of aerosol spraying, talking, peeing sounds and farts. so GROSS and ANNOYING!

Even better if they crank a few butt trumpets while peeing!

Even though I am not a girl...I still pee sitting down because I can do it quietly

Eh, this isn't a big deal. Better than hearing someone crapping!

12 No one can hear you grunt while you poo

I know! Every time I take a dump at school, I have to bite my lip just to prevent me from grunting (when there's other girls in the restroom)...

I haven't Pooped at school All year, All last year, and probably all the year before as well.

I grunt like a grizzly!

13 No bullies

This should be a high number.
This might be a surprise, but at homes, there's no bullies able to beat you up. At school, it would be what I'd call a lose-lose with cameras. Without cameras, bullies can bully and get away with it, but with cameras, they literally watch us poop.
At home, we don't have to worry about any of that stuff.

I get bullied every schoolday that I'm not absent from school.

yeah cause some kid who really hates the nerd could slam the door open and beat the crap out of them while they’re pooping

14 No little kids will look under the stall and watch you

When my cousins were little they opened the door on me while I was on the toilet. AT MY HOUSE.

15 You get a toilet to yourself without someone banging on the door

That happened at school. I was in the washroom urinating, I wasn't taking my sweet time, I was just waiting for the stream to stop, and then there are these obnoxious girls banging on the door impatiently. Then I flushed the toilet and washed my hands and I wasn't wasting any time at all. Then they are still banging on the door nonstop. With that happening, I feel like I never want to use the bathroom at my school anymore. HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE TIME! HOW MEAN?!

When I was at school there was an annoying kid who hung around in the toilets just to bang on the doors and ask who was in there taking a pee. Every. Single. Day. So annoying and embarrassing!

When I use the school's toilets and the other girls bang continuously on the door asking who's in there... SO ANNOYING. Why does it matter who's using the toilet, anyway?

I agree. Last year, I was using the washroom as a couple of second graders were kicking the door and yelling, "WHO'S IN THERE? "

16 No one can hear you opening your pad

It's like a fireworks show is going off in the bathroom. Everyone can hear it and you can't escape.

It's like a fireworks show. Everyone can hear it, there is no escape.

I don't have a pad. But I hear it all in the girls room all the time

I usually just go commando, and use a shove up

17 Don't have to wash your hands

Whether you're at school or home, not washing your hands after going to the loo is beyond disgusting. Just ask yourself what's worse: squirting soap on your hands and running water over them for twenty seconds, or catching a disease and vomiting for three days straight?

You should wash your hands no matter what! Why do people hate washing, just put you finger under water, that easy!

Dude, wash your hands anyway, disgusting. Bacteria can do some pretty bad stuff.

Washing my hands is a natural habit of mine. Otherwise I get really jittery.

18 No chewed up gum in the urinal

I like the selection of gum in there, and often exchange for the one I am currently chewing

I'm a girl, so I don't know what it's like in the men's bathroom.

Someone pooped in the urinal before

There are straws in the urinals

19 No idiots writing stuff everywhere

In elementary, the boy's bathroom closed three times in two months because someone wrote words in the bathroom!

There was some graffiti on the walls but the janitors destroyed it.
It was a joke about lost unicorns and drugs.

I'm happy I don't have to see the crappy stall writing from my middle school.

In the bathroom, there's really gross stuff scraped on the wall

20 No one doing stupid voices outside your cubicle
21 You won't find cocaine anywhere.

Have a little Coke on the porcelain throne, whatever, have a little snort outside of class.

Ya - too bad, a little snort while riding the porcelain bus is always nice.

I think the 4th graders do drugs in the bathroom #4th graders

People do drugs in school?! Or is it the teachers?!

22 No one hearing you say push

Who the heck says push at the bathroom?

NOPE! Who the hell watched Sanjay and Craig?

Babies probably say push on the potty.

Push Push

23 There's no pressure

Like at school you have about 5 minutes and at home you have infinite time.

I have not pooped in five days and now I am constipated

You don't have to be afraid at home. All is god

24 No time limit

At my school, when you go to the bathroom (I'm a female), they have a time limit. Like, they tell you, "Hurry up! " When you're at the bathroom for more than the time limit, my teacher gets mad and gives us a stupid punishment. And when we're at home, we get to do our crap whenever we what, no time limit. Woo hoo!

25 More time to spend while pooping

Yes! At school kids are so impatient when it comes to the bathroom. Kids are always barging in and saying, HURRY UP! I need my time to poo! Its even worse when they fidget with the stall door while I'M in there!

You must poop fast in school, but not in home!

The fourth graders stay in the stalls for 45 m,inutes I timed I they think its funny

And peeing too

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