Top 10 Reasons Why Using the Bathroom at Home Is Better Than Using It In SchoolMeaganSaysHI
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If you drop a good deuce, there's no problem getting privacy, one whiff and they'll all be running for the hills
Man, our toilet has no lock. It's so horrible. You can't lock the door when you're in the toilet. So, I just hang my Identity Card above the door to show others that I'm inside. - Animefan12
Like kids in the 3 or 2nd grade keep playing hide and seek and boys hide in the washroom and the girls keep peeping in, I can't even go there
Every time at school when I use the bathroom (rarely) there's always that one kid who sits and stares at you through the crack while you're either peeing or taking a crap. Like stop, it's weird..!V 25 Comments
Oh my, at my school, someone did this 20 times, there was bloody poop on the floor, cockroaches, clogged toilets, even cut oranges and blueberries, I'm not lying, I'm 100% serious. And this happened 20 TIMES in the boys bathroom, in 5th grade, every boy from 4th and 5th grade had to come to the library and sit down while the principal, vice principal were standing there giving a lecture, etc. I still don't know who did it - PeeledBanana
Same thing happened for me in 2nd grade, some hooligans were throwing toilet paper at the ceiling - bjinmaro64
This is disgusting. People who put it on the floor should be suspended. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
There's pee on the floor in my school bathroom. At least we wear shoes in there.
At my school some kids decided to take a dump in the soap dispenser, on the floor, in the sink, and it was BAD. The boys bathroom in the library is always closed. Maybe one day they'll apprehend the dreaded 'Poop Bandits'. - HaumeaV 15 Comments
This will be disgusting. Be warned.
Once, I was walking in the bathroom, only to see 3 boys just rubbing poop all over the walls. I even saw them throwing the poop at each other. I went in the stall to go, and there was pee all over the toilet seat, and nobody flushed.
It's not even worth vomiting in there.
Yep, it went as expected. I held it in until I got home. - Excited
Our bathroom at home is shiny, our school is dirty and full of crap - MeaganSaysHI
I totally agree. In my school,I have to hold every time I want to pee. - Finn-Mordecai-Gumball
People at school always take the fastest in the world and never flush it.
Could not agree more. In my school people are DISGUSTING in the worst possible way. There is graffiti in every toilet block and, even worse, one day there was BLOOD inside the sinks and all over the floor. Also worth noting that people do not flush in the toilets in school so it always smells like a sewage plant. While at home, everybody doea flush, doesn't write all over the walls and there is no blood. Home in general is juat cleaner than school by a country mile.V 10 Comments
Ever since kindergarten, people I know have gotten into trouble in the bathroom. In second grade, a few boys thought it would be really funny if they started a wet toilet paper fight. In fourth grade, a girl went to the bathroom, and didn't come back until a half hour later. Turns out she brought a book into the bathroom, and don't ask me why, but that's strictly against school rules. And in fifth grade, this one boy stood on the sink, leaning against the wall. He slipped, and pulled the fire alarm. He didn't get hurt, but he got detention. Good thing the school closed last year.
Reasons I don't use the bathroom at school:
1. Kids pee in the sinks when they're in a hurry and the stalls are taken.
2. People be rubbing poop on the walls
3. People who use the toilet never flush
4. Kids be peeping at you when you on the toilet
And there you have it folks - Jessicarabbit
Nail polish in the sink who is doing their nails at school - Ihaskitty1234
Who does that? And how would they even be careful enough and find the time to dry it? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
No more weird stuff on the sinks - bjinmaro64V 8 Comments
Dirty diapers would be a joy to smell compared with the fog I leave behind, feel bad for the folks who follow
Yeah, but at my home, it stinks cause the area bin is right behind it. - Animefan12
Sometimes they reek of rotten eggs - compared to that I'd take a dirty nappy smell any day. - Entranced98
The only exception to this is if there are young kidsV 4 Comments
We have a bidet at home so you can rinse off the dingleberries, nothing like heading back to class with a peice of dirty TP stuck to your butt.
Agreed. The stuff in school is like sandpaper.
True because when I need to use the bathroom, in a stall was NO toilet paper no joke and I had to use ANOTHER stall.
The toilet paper is so thin, that I have to use lots of it, and sometimes, no matter how much I use, it still rips, and I constantly get pee on my hand. SO NASTY! >:(V 11 Comments
If they won't let me go, I let a few sbd's go in their general location, suddenly they are suggesting to me that I go.
One time, I teacher wouldn't let a girl in my class go to the bathroom and she ending up going in her pants. It's funnier because she was one of the popular girls! - NicholasYellow
Not just that you also need to write what time you left and come back and write down your name - jbella9000
Also no limits!V 6 Comments
Never actually make cheek contact with the seat at school, just kind of hover
This is how I get my exercise. I just squat over the toilet. Building my butt muscles! - NicholasYellow
I also hover over the seats. I hate public bathrooms so much.
The seat at my school is coated with dried pee
One time at school, all of the toilet seats had poo on them. I didn't use the bathroom all day and almost peed my pants.V 2 Comments
Who's embarrassed? I just let 'em rip wherever, whenever - I LOVE to fart, on the can is even better as it makes them even louder!
This MUST be number 1 guys!,
I fart in extreme crucial situations!
I farted when my name was called during attendance
I farted in an exam hall
Lot of my farts are loud so it is a torture to me
But still, it feels so good to fart! - Animefan12
I would do that sometimes. Sometimes quietly. Why don't you think they call it whisper..
Faaart- oh sorry- pffft- oh god no- quaack- maybe I should lay off the beans-
Other person next door:-
Half the toilets at my college are eco ones that use this rainwater flushing system with no backup whatsoever if the rainwater supply runs out, so the problem is not just lazy people who choose not to flush. Needless to say you're guaranteed to see at least one, ahem, 'Richard the Third' left in them... - Entranced98
It's true at the school they DON'T flush the toilets.
So true. When I was in school, the toilets were never flushed, so the bathrooms would smell like rotting feces and urine. It was disgusting, and one of the main reasons I never asked to go to the bathroom at school - KingSlayer93316
Why don't people flush the toilet, it's not that hard! - bjinmaro64V 6 Comments
Even better if they crank a few butt trumpets while peeing!
Eh, this isn't a big deal. Better than hearing someone crapping! - DCfnaf
That's why I cover my ears when I'm in a stall.
Even though I am not a girl...I still pee sitting down because I can do it quietlyV 6 Comments
I don't wanna hear people taking a dump
I always hear this when I'm at school. - Mumbizz01
I've heard this a lot of times. It sounds like they're dying.
More like you don't hear other people groaning when they masturbate...
(Me failing at being edgy) - SpectralOwl
I like the selection of gum in there, and often exchange for the one I am currently chewing
I'm a girl, so I don't know what it's like in the men's bathroom.
There are straws in the urinals - PatrickStar
Someone pooped in the urinal beforeV 3 Comments
One time I was going to the bathroom (but not to use the bathroom - just to escape the torture of math) and I found poop all over the walls. I was so disgusted and instantly told the first teacher I saw. Then I kept washing my hands for the rest of the school day.
Neither is there poop in the sink. NOT KIDDING. - IcetailofWishClan
Someone always notices this, and later, in home ec class, they get grossed out when you twirl Pizza Dough
You should wash your hands no matter what! Why do people hate washing, just put you finger under water, that easy! - TheAthleticNerd
Whether you're at school or home, not washing your hands after going to the loo is beyond disgusting. Just ask yourself what's worse: squirting soap on your hands and running water over them for twenty seconds, or catching a disease and vomiting for three days straight? - Entranced98
EWW! Don’t you wash your hands? If it’s the soap and the wrinkly hands you get afterwards I have a solution...use hand sanitizer! It worked for me and it dries up super fast! This is a must have and I would definitely recommend it!V 2 Comments
I know! Every time I take a dump at school, I have to bite my lip just to prevent me from grunting (when there's other girls in the restroom)...
I haven't Pooped at school All year, All last year, and probably all the year before as well.
I grunt like a grizzly!
I hate when you read the wall art and see the phone numbers for 2 or more girls you have slept with on there, thought I had more scruples
Or any weird writing on the wall... - DCfnaf
In the bathroom, there's really gross stuff scraped on the wall
There was some graffiti on the walls but the janitors destroyed it.
It was a joke about lost unicorns and drugs. - Lunala
When I use the school's toilets and the other girls bang continuously on the door asking who's in there... SO ANNOYING. Why does it matter who's using the toilet, anyway?
When I was at school there was an annoying kid who hung around in the toilets just to bang on the doors and ask who was in there taking a pee. Every. Single. Day. So annoying and embarrassing! - Entranced98
I agree. Last year, I was using the washroom as a couple of second graders were kicking the door and yelling, "WHO'S IN THERE? "
When I was about 12 years old, these scum-of-the-earth Nazi Girls stood outside my door and kicked the door and said "Who is in there"
I told them to leave but they stood around and questioned me through the door.
They even thought I was a GUY hiding because I didn't respond to them. (i'm A GIRL FOR FLIPPING GOD'S SAKE! )
good thing I moved schooolz and my new school is MUCH better. - Lunala
I usually just go commando, and use a shove up
Yeah. I don't have my period yet, I'm 11, but this is something that I worry about.
I don't have a pad. But I hear it all in the girls room all the time - Jessicarabbit
This list is sooo grossV 6 Comments
I agree, but this was mentioned like three times.
Ya - too bad, a little snort while riding the porcelain bus is always nice.
People do drugs in school?! Or is it the teachers?!
I think the 4th graders do drugs in the bathroom #4th graders
This addition made my day. - shawnmccaul22V 2 Comments
At home I have a great selection of porn mags to Peruse as I go about my business, makes the whole experience a little brighter
There are more productive things to read while going to the bathroom than porn. - RiverClanRocks
Porn isn't funny. What's the point of it?!
A good book to read is good - Jessicarabbit
You don't have to be afraid at home. All is god
At my school, when you go to the bathroom (I'm a female), they have a time limit. Like, they tell you, "Hurry up! " When you're at the bathroom for more than the time limit, my teacher gets mad and gives us a stupid punishment. And when we're at home, we get to do our crap whenever we what, no time limit. Woo hoo!
This should be a high number.
This might be a surprise, but at homes, there's no bullies able to beat you up. At school, it would be what I'd call a lose-lose with cameras. Without cameras, bullies can bully and get away with it, but with cameras, they literally watch us poop.
At home, we don't have to worry about any of that stuff. - Excited
Yes! At school kids are so impatient when it comes to the bathroom. Kids are always barging in and saying, HURRY UP! I need my time to poo! Its even worse when they fidget with the stall door while I'M in there!
You must poop fast in school, but not in home!
The fourth graders stay in the stalls for 45 m,inutes I timed I they think its funny
It's hard to do your business when you can hear ear-piercing squealing, the sound of bags being thrown at people's faces and girls talking about who is dating who. - Lunala
That happens to me it's SOOO awkward because the other girls in there are really popular AND IN MY CLASS
While your going to the bathroom and people come in talking, it makes it weird like,arnt u supposed to be going to the bathroom right now?!
Who the heck says push at the bathroom?
Babies probably say push on the potty.
NOPE! Who the hell watched Sanjay and Craig? - DCfnaf
At my school there's always a door not working
4th graders write to eat their poop
So true once I was in the toilet having a pee, a 2nd grader somehow managed to open the stall and then he watched me pee...so embarrassing!
In elementary, the boy's bathroom closed three times in two months because someone wrote words in the bathroom! - IcetailofWishClan
With the large size of the school washroom, you aren't able to truly appreciate the full aroma of the dung, the large washroom allows for too much dissipation of the odor.
At home, we always keep a tube of Preparation H nearby, nobody carries this to school. If my sister is home I can usually convince her to come into the bathroom and help me apply some.
Oh goodness... what has the world come to?!
Same at my school - Jessicarabbit
Agreed, but this was said 2 times (excluding this) already. - Excited
I saw 1 5th grader doing poop and this kid from Kinder open the door, even when it was "locked properly".
These two annoying 8th graders were in the stalls on both sides of me talking about how lame 6th graders are. Really? I took offense to your conversation.
I hate going to the effort of squatting but I'm not bothered to put toilet paper on the seat and any ways the pee on the seat seeps through
It’s crap. It’s going to smell anyway.
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