Top 10 Reasons Why Using the Bathroom at Home Is Better Than Using It In School


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21 There is not poop smeared on the walls

I agree, but this was mentioned like three times.

22 You won't find cocaine anywhere.

Ya - too bad, a little snort while riding the porcelain bus is always nice.

People do drugs in school?! Or is it the teachers?!

I think the 4th graders do drugs in the bathroom #4th graders

This addition made my day. - shawnmccaul22

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23 Nothing good to read while defecating

At home I have a great selection of porn mags to Peruse as I go about my business, makes the whole experience a little brighter

There are more productive things to read while going to the bathroom than porn. - RiverClanRocks

Porn isn't funny. What's the point of it?!

A good book to read is good - Jessicarabbit

24 More time to spend while pooping

Yes! At school kids are so impatient when it comes to the bathroom. Kids are always barging in and saying, HURRY UP! I need my time to poo! Its even worse when they fidget with the stall door while I'M in there!

Yep I just don't want to poop in the school bathrooms because it dirty - lovingicecreams

You must poop fast in school, but not in home!

The fourth graders stay in the stalls for 45 m,inutes I timed I they think its funny

25 There isn't anyone talking

It's hard to do your business when you can hear ear-piercing squealing, the sound of bags being thrown at people's faces and girls talking about who is dating who. - Lunala

That happens to me it's SOOO awkward because the other girls in there are really popular AND IN MY CLASS

While your going to the bathroom and people come in talking, it makes it weird like,arnt u supposed to be going to the bathroom right now?!


26 No death threats on the walls
27 The door works

At my school there's always a door not working

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28 There's no pressure

You don't have to be afraid at home. All is god

29 No time limit

At my school, when you go to the bathroom (I'm a female), they have a time limit. Like, they tell you, "Hurry up! " When you're at the bathroom for more than the time limit, my teacher gets mad and gives us a stupid punishment. And when we're at home, we get to do our crap whenever we what, no time limit. Woo hoo!

I sit on the floor to hide from my family reading a book sometimes, its fascinating - Lucretia

30 No bullies

This should be a high number.
This might be a surprise, but at homes, there's no bullies able to beat you up. At school, it would be what I'd call a lose-lose with cameras. Without cameras, bullies can bully and get away with it, but with cameras, they literally watch us poop.
At home, we don't have to worry about any of that stuff. - Excited

31 No one hearing you say push

Who the heck says push at the bathroom?

Babies probably say push on the potty.

NOPE! Who the hell watched Sanjay and Craig? - DCfnaf

32 No graffiti on the walls

4th graders write to eat their poop

33 Kids play ''Doorslam''!!
34 No annoying young boys screaming while you're pooping
35 No little kids will look under the stall and watch you

so true

36 The bathroom at home is much smaller

With the large size of the school washroom, you aren't able to truly appreciate the full aroma of the dung, the large washroom allows for too much dissipation of the odor.

My bathroom is the side of my desk in my bedroom, my closet is bigger - Lucretia

37 There is no hemorrhoid cream

At home, we always keep a tube of Preparation H nearby, nobody carries this to school. If my sister is home I can usually convince her to come into the bathroom and help me apply some.

38 Toilets at home aren't as loud

So true.

39 Kids pee in the sinks when they're in a hurry and the stalls are taken

Oh goodness... what has the world come to?!

Same at my school - Jessicarabbit

#4th graders

Eew. Seriously? - Lucretia

40 No one pees in the sinks when the stalls are full

Agreed, but this was said 2 times (excluding this) already. - Excited

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2. The sink isn't dirty
3. No poop or pee on the floor
1. More privacy
2. The sink isn't dirty
3. It's clean at home
1. At home the toilets are flushed
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