Top Ten Reasons Why We Should Kill Off Conservatives


The Top Ten

1 There would be less hate crimes

Hypocrite much? Killing a group of people because of their beliefs IS a hate crime.

It isn't right that of a racist yells hateful things to someone and that person retaliates with violent, the racist can charge then with battery

Killing a conservative is always an act of love

You’re joking, right? - ReturnOfScorpio

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2 Science could advance faster

Conservatives have a 'follow the pack' mentality. This is why they are all a bunch of followers, with very very few leaders. Next to impossible for them to think for themselves. They continually hold back innovation, thinking that capitalism is some how going to save the world because it worked for maybe a couple decades. Like a child with a toy top that doesn't keep spinning, are the republicans trying to keep their beliefs afloat. Its why the whole world suffers. In fact all of their ideologies, are nothing more than wishful thinking or gut feelings passed down by their fathers. Liberals on the other hand, focus on science to give them answers to their realities. Science is the key to everything and sheds a light on all the lies, and that is why it is no surprise that MANY conservatives are also anti-science.

Excellent point we could use conservatives for human experimentation to further science!

Science, bad. This is the mentality of these low forehead, 1500cc cranium right wingers. We are watching the end of NASA, PBS, documentaries not involving mud trucks, and the use of the apostrophe.

Not only the right own firearms. And by using trig, can hit a target with greater accuracy.

Conservatives hate any form of logic and have sold off what few brain cells they may have ever possessed.

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3 We could make equality happen easier

Equality is not about forcing everyone to be equal. And it certainly isn't about erasing anyone or anything that has different beliefs or views than you. It is the total opposite. This list is pure anti-American, anti-freedom trash.

Conservatives are sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, and very unintelligent, not to mention pro life which is a very stupid belief. So if they were eliminated equality could happen. - ToptenPizza

Hang on! I'm A. Conservative, not a liberal! And I'm not of these things! - Therandom

If by equality you mean punishing people for hard work and common sense, carry on.

So we're going to kill the billionaires and millionaires first?! Then the conservatives?...asking for that's what it would take...inequality is not due directly to conservatism it has everything to do with the top 2%. You know...the people conservatives would sell their children and souls to kiss ass.

4 No one would prioritize fetus over women

Oh, but according to Regressives, women's lives don't matter unless Donald Mussolini can grab their genitals. I'd just love to know what these amoebas plan to do with the present AND upcoming millions of orphans, specially the ones with congenital issues (and in need of very, very costly, advanced medical treatment). I assume non-Aryan embryos and fetuses will not be "protected" by the "pro-life" crew. Or, they will, but only to be sent to China and Dubai become slaves at the Trumps' sweat shops.

What you don't understand is that pro life is just that, pro life. That includes the mothers life. In the EXTREMELY rare, LESS THAN 1%, case where the mother would die without the abortion, the doctors will choose to save the mothers life and abort the child. So really, pro life isn't completely anti-abortion.

Pro-lifers are controlling people who want to ruin our rights and think unborn fetuses should be treated and given more rights than a women. - ToptenPizza


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5 Less christian extremists

Well, the only bad Christian extremists I see are Westboro Baptist Church members and retards who have "God hates F***" posters and shirts but that isn't even extremism at all! If you want real extremism, take a visit to the Middle East, you have ISIS, the Taliban, and Al Queda. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

I'm fine with all religions but not the extremists who try to force their beliefs down everyone's throats, which are conservatives. - ToptenPizza

We are all so happy that You are "fine with all religions" - like we exist to form a world that You are happy with. Grow up or shut up please - Billyv

If people think the only bad christian extremists are westboro baptists, they probably are christian extremists. Oh, and there are NO good ones.


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6 They are idiots

They are idiots, they say things like this all the time, and they are intellectually inferior. It is uncontoroversial to assert an undeniable association of low IQ and social conservatism. Like Mill said, not all are conservatives are stupid but most stupid people are conservative. They are useless leaches who contribute nothing to human advancement and evolution and moreover they are a repository of genetic traits which have long since lost any adaptive edge. Conservatives have a nearly absent record of scientific discovery, artistic or cultural achievement, technological innovation and in addition are generally allergic to facts and logic. Kill them all!

I may be a liberal, but this is a ridiculous claim. In some countries such as mine, the conservative parties are corrupt for different reasons, but even I will say that there are conservative values that are crucial to society. Too far to one side, and you can no longer call it a free country. - PositronWildhawk

Sorry. Not true at all. All I can say is that a conservative person would never say anything like this. Thank god I'm not liberal.

I'm a Social Democrat which means I'm left leaning/centre-left and I agree conservatives are idiots(Well most of them are) but killing them off is too much.Of course conservatives have idiotic beliefs as some of them think the Iraq War was good,others think big businesses/corporations are not greedy and don't exploit third world countries,etc but we can't kill them off.That's what we should do to fascists and communists.-DarkBoi-X

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7 Everyone's lives would improve

Tell us again why President Hillary Clinton would have been worse?!

NRA are terrorists! All republicans and all religious are terrorists, too as per their actions not words. Jail dictator trump nazi pence kkk member treasonous McConnell regime immediately! Why still like war criminal gwbush regime are they still running around free?!

Stolen election! Stolen seats! Jail all republicans immediately!

Stop watching the children's channel Fixed Noise propaganda. This IS life and not some NASCAR race or television show or football game where my team beats yours and too bad for you. Grow up trump hicks. We know where you live.

Stupid trump hick deplorables. Stop voting as you and yours aren't smart enough to even spell skool.

Attention: trump hick deplorables, as of today, you are no longer allowed to vote as you and yours aren't smart enough and always vote against those who are much more intelligent than you will ever be. Ruin your own lives okay BUT ...more

No. Some are fine with homosexuals(like me). Besides, most of congress is republicans, and blame Obama for not allowing homosexual marriage. He's a liberal. Also, why do babies get lose their life because some women make stupid choices. It's the women's fault, not the babies. - Therandom

There are tons of people who want a baby but can't have them so if you can't raise them put them up for adoption - 2storm

Women could get access to safe abortions, homosexuals will be allowed to marry everywhere and not given the death penalty all over the world, and come out easier same with transgenders, and less discrimination everywhere. - ToptenPizza

Obviously not for if you killed every conservative...thus someone in your family would be different if the scenario was flipped, there is a liberal in every conservative enclave and family...same with liberal enclaves and families; they have a conservative somewhere (typically drunk at a BBQ hitting on a cousin or his/her sibling).

8 So they can't teach their kids to be conservatives

Sorry, but I'm a conservative, and so are many people my age. We were raised right, raised to not believe mainstream media, and raised to form our own opinions and think deeply about different subjects. - GhostBird

I aborted my child, Thanks Roe! But those of you who didn't, step up and teach them right! And by that I mean Left. Your daughters are self autonomous. They do not cater to men. They are not here for man's pleasure. They can say NO.

Liberals use schools to indoctrinate kids into having their delusional beliefs. They do this too, so your claim is hypocritical. - RockFashionista

Yup, their kids are just as retarded as they are.

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9 They are slowing down evolution

Unfortunately American conservatives breed so they are contributing to the genetic diversity of the human race...but ending them all and liquidating their families would at least shut them up for a couple generations. By the time conservatism returns the United States would be so different their "right-wing" would be merely a conservative form of liberalism.

Oh, really? Politics are stopping us from developing immunity to diseases by nature? David Cameron will rewrite everyone's DNA? Just...stop. - PositronWildhawk

How does politics slow down evolution? - TwilightKitsune

Evolution doesn't happen.

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10 So everyone will be a liberal

You can't force us to change our beliefs. This list basically says you want to kill my parents, and me. - Therandom

Criticizes conservatives for shoving their beliefs down people's throats. Says the world would be better with only liberals.

ToptensPizza, you just drive way too far to the left as the republicans you criticize steer too far to the right.

Never forget that if everyone is a Liberal, we will soon run out of Other People's Money.

How will that solve anything? I believe both sides should balance it out

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The Contenders

11 To make America great again

We are becoming fascu because of Republicans.

12 They disregard the poor
13 They do not care about anything but themselves


14 For animals rights

No one even cares about this

15 To reduce overpopulation
16 They're greedy
17 They're evil

At this point, anyone who still aligns with the Republican Party is evil and the enemy. Nothing else about them matters, they’ve shown their true colors. They are soulless, cannot be trusted and have nothing positive to contribute. Kill them all. They won’t be missed.

18 So that everyone can sit serenely, eating lotus blossoms

Lol, Utopia doesn't exist. Get that through your heads, leftists.

19 To purify America
20 Conservative presidents hardly create any jobs
21 So whoever preaches the action will be punished
22 Media would improve

You do know the mainstream media is bad enough as it is (e.g. FOX's bias can count), and you're only going to make it worse if there was basically only left-wing people in the world? Even if I am not a political person and I definitely don't side with a wing (I am anti-pro-life and for LGBT rights, however), you really need to make a better claim than "if we killed off all rightists we'd have a better world".

Only point I'm making on this list. This is bad enough than the liberals list. - Swellow

23 They are greedy
24 They are stupid
25 They lie about what God wants
26 They give America a bad reputation

So tired of apologizing for Texas while overseas...

27 Nobody cares about them

They ARE the enemy NOT friends. Don't be nice to them!

28 To cleanse America of subhuman low I.Q. corporate slaves
29 Their arrogance is unbelievable
30 They're stupid
31 They have low IQ

Some are smart, some are not. Just like any other human. - MrCoolC

32 They are evil
33 They corrupt the Bible
34 They only care about themselves
35 They are a disgrace
36 Nobody likes them
37 They ruin America
38 Everyone hates them
39 They cause others to die for the sake of a few bucks
40 They are selfish
41 They are narcissists
42 No More Islamophobia
43 First step in reducing Donald Trump to ash-heaps of history
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