Top 10 Reasons Why Wicca Is Terrible

The Top Ten
1 If you tell people that you are into witchcraft, people will almost always assume you are into Satanism

Even if you try to tell them that you worship gods, that pagans once worshipped.

Is this bad? At least I'm feared.

2 Wiccans disrespect Abrahamic religions.

Anyone who isn't part of the Abrahamic religions is seen as "disrespectful" because of the totalitarian nature of 'one' divine ruler.

You are the one who disrespects Wicca

3 Wicca was founded by a sex addict

But it's a new version of Paganism which is older than Wicca and the Bible.
Paganism is older than Christianity.

But Wicca was already a religion it was just made public by a sex addict.

Who cares? A person, right?

4 Most Wiccans are not aware of the fact that witches were feared & persecuted in ancient pagan societies, as well as Christian ones.

Actrully, most Wiccans are aware of this and that's why they don't go around telling everyone that they're part of the religion.

5 Wiccans exaggerate the numbers of people who were killed for witchcraft, for 3 or 4 hundred years

The numbers were in the thousands, not millions, like Wiccans claim. Besides that, most them were wrongly accused of witchcraft.

I know it was thousands. I'm not an idiot.

6 Most people who practice Wicca are teenagers, who eventually grow out of it, as adults.

Teenagers who grow out of it are usually called Fluffy Bunnies look it up ok.

So? There are plenty of adult Wiccans.

They're also feminists and hippies

Wrong I learned about Wicca in teen magazine Mizz and I'm still a Wiccan.

7 Wiccans claim that Wicca is 'The Old Religion,' when in fact, it is only less than a century old.
8 Wiccans are tree huggers

BAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA! I'm sorry you want the rain forests to be gone!

Shame on you, I like to hug trees.

9 Most wiccans are frauds

Oh like we should've got our Hogwarts letter. Oh wait Voldie cursed the Hogwarts letters for Muggleborns born between late 80s-90s

10 It is too sexy to be true

Since when was Wicca sexual?

The Contenders
11 Wiccans lack scholarship in their religion

I like Wicca only in the sense it is a popular religion and is a gateway for occult paths such as thelema or Spiritual Satanism

12 You will get made fun of and told you are going to hell

This also happens when you're gay, so I assume whoever added this is a homophobe

13 Invasive questions
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