Top 10 Reasons Why William Howard Taft is a Better Waifu Than Wario and Lana Loud
William Howard Taft is awesome and the sexiest man of all time! While Wario and Lana are horrible!
(This is a joke list)
This list is a non-votable list and the content of the list reflects the opinion of its author.
The Top Ten
1William Howard Taft is hotterJensen Ross Ackles is an American actor and director. He is mostly known for his role as Dean Winchester on the CW fantasy series Supernatural. He is also known for his roles in television as Eric Brady in Days of Our Lives, which earned him several Daytime Emmy Award nominations, as well as Alec/X5-494 ...read more.
Lana is a kid and Wario is meant to be ugly. William however, is fine!
2William Howard Taft wasn't created by a sexual predator
Neither was Wario, but Lana was
3William Howard Taft is more famousJustin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
William is much more famous than 2 stupid fictional characters!
4William knew how to manage with an alligatorAn alligator is a crocodilian in the genus Alligator of the family Alligatoridae. The two living species are the American alligator and the Chinese alligator. Additionally, several extinct species of alligator are known from fossil remains.
Rather than a boring video game character and a boring T.V. character
5William has more honor to himAbraham Lincoln was the 16th President of the United States, serving from March 1861 until his assassination in April 1865. Lincoln led the United States its bloodiest war and its greatest moral, constitutional, and political crisis.
He was a president! And real!
6William Howard Taft was a real person
This isn't some Roger Rabbit crap!
7William had the greatest mustache in historySalvador Domingo Felipe Jacinto Dalí i Domènech, Marqués de Dalí de Púbol (11 May 1904 – 23 January 1989), known as Salvador Dalí, was a prominent Spanish surrealist painter born in Figueres, Catalonia, Spain.
Salvador Dali is number 2. And yes, Wario does have a mustache, but an awful one.
8William isn't evil like WarioAdolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September ...read more.
He was a great man!
9William isn't poorly animated like LanaThe Problem Solverz is an American animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network. Created by Ben Jones, it follows Alfe, Horace, and Roba, a group of detectives in their troubled town, Farboro.
10William is a better name than Lana or Wario
Lana's decent, but William is better, and Lana just sucks.