Top Ten Reasons Why You Can Have PetSounds's Tuna Sandwich

Go on, take a bite!
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The Top Ten
1 You are hungry

Of course you are. Don't try to convince yourself otherwise.

I honestly never tried tuna, but I'll eat it anyway.

Thank you, sir! You're so kind! *takes the sandwich*

I'll take it. I like tuna.

2 PetSounds is generous

Unlike *ahem* certain others, I believe in sharing.

Even though I'm a cat, I ain't gonna eat it.

I still want that bacon!

3 PetSounds has a small appetite

Really, I'm not hungry. Go ahead!

I highly dislike tuna. Sorry, but I'll pass. You can have it all by yourself.

I'm still eyeing the bacon sandwich... Sorry, I'm not much of a tuna fan.

Think I'll pass. Ugh, tuna.

4 It's several days old

But I'm sure it still tastes fine.

Then it must be stale at least.

5 Nobody else will give you their sandwich

I'll be that friend you need.

I will in exchange for a billion dollars and superpowers.

6 Tuna is good for your brain

This way, you can be as smart as I am.

I don't need your week-old tuna sandwich, because I'm smarter than you.

7 It's on brown bread

And we know how healthy that is.

Thanks! Brown bread is awesome!

8 It's made with light margarine, not butter

It's not fattening in the slightest.

Margarine is worse for you, but okay.

9 It is homemade

My mother will be offended if you don't take it. And you don't want to offend my mother.

10 PetSounds does not like tuna sandwiches

So really, you'll be doing me a favour.

Nor do I, *throws it to the nearest cat* There. I fixed your problem by giving it to a random cat.

Either do I m8!