Top Ten Reasons Why You Can Have PetSounds's Tuna Sandwich
Go on, take a bite!Of course you are. Don't try to convince yourself otherwise.
I honestly never tried tuna, but I'll eat it anyway.
Thank you, sir! You're so kind! *takes the sandwich*
I'll take it. I like tuna.
Unlike *ahem* certain others, I believe in sharing.
Even though I'm a cat, I ain't gonna eat it.
I still want that bacon!
Really, I'm not hungry. Go ahead!
I highly dislike tuna. Sorry, but I'll pass. You can have it all by yourself.
I'm still eyeing the bacon sandwich... Sorry, I'm not much of a tuna fan.
Think I'll pass. Ugh, tuna.
But I'm sure it still tastes fine.
Then it must be stale at least.
I'll be that friend you need.
I will in exchange for a billion dollars and superpowers.
This way, you can be as smart as I am.
I don't need your week-old tuna sandwich, because I'm smarter than you.
And we know how healthy that is.
Thanks! Brown bread is awesome!
It's not fattening in the slightest.
Margarine is worse for you, but okay.
My mother will be offended if you don't take it. And you don't want to offend my mother.
So really, you'll be doing me a favour.
Nor do I, *throws it to the nearest cat* There. I fixed your problem by giving it to a random cat.
Either do I m8!