Reasons Why You Need to Not Touch Jake09's Lamp

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The Top Ten

1 Because He Said So

2 Because That's Wrong

3 Because He will make Chicken Noises

4 Because you could burn yourself with the lightbulb

5 Because it shut down recently

6 Because you can get your own

7 Because it's creepy

8 Because someone special made it

9 He will get mad at you

10 He will make lists out of you