Reasons Why You Should Not Disrespect Villager from Animal Crossing/Super Smash Bros

The Top Ten

1 Villager is a brutal axe murderer

So if you DO disrespect him, he could just kill you, WOW!

2 Villager can make a tree grow in a second, which is cool

3 Villager can pull infinite crap out of his ass

4 Villager will take away your property if you disrespect him

5 Villager is a better boxer than Mike Tyson

6 Villager is more competent in battle than you would think

7 Not even a blue hedgehog can escape Villager's wrath

8 Villager never misses with his slingshot

9 Villager is filthy rich

10 Villager is just plain cool

Villager is lame

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