Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Be Reading This List

The Top Ten
1 I said not to

You can't tell the internet what to do!

Too bad. I'm doing it anyway.

Yeah, but I'm a rebel

2 It could potentially offend you
3 It isn't about anything
4 Because you probably have better things to do
5 The reasoning is stupid
6 It's extremely pointless
7 one off da itemz have poor gramer
8 The list is making you laugh at its pointlessness
9 You should be doing something more productive

True but I am literally the definition of unproductive...

10 There are probably better lists you could be reading right now
The Contenders
11 This list contains Nicki Minaj
12 The jokes aren't even that good
13 The last item isn't as eventful as it should be
14 You could potentially get into an argument with another user on one of the items
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