Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Have Your Lips Surgically Removed

The Top Ten

1 A bum TV producer might approach you in order the create the new hit series "Life Without Lips"

Is this surgery even exists?!

2 You'll look like a mutated freak-face without them

3 The kids in school will probably call you "Lip-less Larry" at every possible moment

4 You were meant to have them, dang it!

5 Trump might build a wall around you... AND MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT!

6 You won't be able to secretly kiss your fellow cheater in the basement

7 It won't really improve your looks by that much

8 Eating breakfast cereal might prove more difficult than usual for you

9 You'll probably make young children cry as you walk by

10 The local chimpanzees will mock you constantly

The Contenders

11 You'll look like Jeff the Killer

12 It’s unnecessary

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