Top Ten Reasons Why You Won't Bypass This List

The Top Ten
1 Because You Just Can't Resist Seeing What The First Item Is

The first item that I couldn't resist seeing was

2 You Want To Know The Meaning Of Life

BROCCOLI is the meaning of life. Who dares to question the universally accepted truth?

Why here? What the hell do I know?

12, it's 12. Not 42, 42 is a terrible number. 12.

It's 42. Duh!

3 You Feel Like Leaving A Random Comment On Any Item

Every polar bear had a juicier potato than every woman who was accused of satanic witchcraft in the year 4356 AD

Bananas eat donkeys in a dishwasher I don o broom broom I'm not a human koala honky wonky

Blah blah blah, time to go listen to Heaven In Hiding!

Feel free to write what you want here. Ah, except that...!

4 Because 329 Million Light Years Away the President of an Alien Planet Slipped On the Bathroom Floor and Sent an Accidental Telepathic Message to Look at This List

Well this is creative

5 Because it Said You Won't Bypass This List
6 You Have To Know What Goes On In My Head

Well, all I know is that you'll be seeing these items in your head while you sleep, instead of the normal array of flashing lights.

Probably electrochemical impulses across neurons, and of course blood through veins.

7 If You Don't Read This List, You Will Be Sentenced to Serve Giratina In the Distortion World for the Rest of Your Life
8 You Think You're Going To Spot Your Crush In The Shower

This list is inappropriate. Why would you want to see somebody naked, especially the opposite sex? Thank goodness I skipped through this the first time to add an item. I'm leaving this is a perverted list.

Sorry... He/she's not here. Wrong time, wrong place. Come back later!

9 You Want To Escape Boredom

Yep that's the only reason why I viewing this list

And you find THIS stimulating? Good grief!

10 You Wanted To See If You Would Wonder Why You Read This List In The First Place

I wanted to see if the list is something like "Top ten reasons why this list shouldn't exist"

Ha! I know that look!

The Contenders
11 You Want To See If I've Mentioned PositronWildhawk

Yeah you mention positronwildhawk,I had put a bet with a friend!

Why can't you love me like you love Tina, Hawkie? My life isn't fair! (JK)

12 You Want To Know The Time

What time is it seriously

13 Because You've Been Ordered To Look At It
14 You Want To Know Your Fate

After reading this list, your life will never be the same.

15 Because Justin Bieber is on the list

You wouldn't bypass a list without Justin Bieber on it!

16 You're Just Bored Out of your Mind
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