Reasons Why Younger Siblings are Worse Than Older Siblings

Mariomaster63
Older siblings...aren't they annoying? NO!! Usually the YOUNGER siblings are worse!! Anyhoo, let's mention why older siblings are better than younger

The Top Ten

1 Older siblings are role models, younger siblings are bad role models

An older sibling might be doing homework or...sleeping or something. A younger sibling just makes noise and throws fits! Which one is more annoying, hm? - Mariomaster63

I go to bed early, I am not a picky eater, and I don't swear. My sister and cousins sleep late, are mega picky eaters, whine, cry, throw tantrums, steal things, and say the D word.

I agree that younger siblings are worse, but the older siblings aren’t always the perfect role models. Some can be bad. - 3DG20

2 Younger siblings want your stuff

Younger sibling: I'm jealous YOU have an iPhone 7. I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!
Later...he's asleep! All I need to do is TAKE it from it and claim it! - Mariomaster63

3 Older siblings are happy for what they have

Me: Aren't you disappointed that you didn't get what you wanted for Christmas?
Older sibling: As long as I have a roof over my head, I'm satisfied. - Mariomaster63

4 Younger siblings cry over everything.

Once my little cousin cried because my other cousins and I drew mustaches on her coloring book as a joke. Also once at a party once of my cousins and I decided to take a bunch of pictures on my other cousin's iPad as a joke and he decided to cry all over it and threaten to tell on me. They are just WAY too serious over everything!

WAAH! I CAN'T SLEEP! WAAH! GIVE ME THAT XBOX! AH! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WIGHT! AH! WAHH! - Mariomaster63

5 Older siblings only cry over deaths or serious reasons

I ate the wrong container of blueberries yesterday and my mom yelled at me for it. My sister and I both cried. My sister cried over blueberries. I cried out of anger, hurt, and guilt.

6 Younger siblings are gross

They pick their noses, they drool, they crap without wiping. Ewww. - Mariomaster63

7 Older siblings tend to be clean

They shower, they blow their nose, they wipe when their done using the restroom. - Mariomaster63

My younger brother sucks a lot. Spoiled brat who makes saliva all over the place. Me on the other hand, is sanitary enough to be in a restaurant

8 Younger siblings are tattle-tales

MOM! JOHNNY SAID "STUPID"! - Mariomaster63

MOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE

YES

9 Older siblings tell if you did something wrong
10 Younger siblings say "I hate you"

The Contenders

11 Older siblings say "I'm disappointed in you"

I’ve never heard an older sibling say that lol - 3DG20

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