Top Ten Reasons Why Yuri Sucks

Swagprincess16
Yes this is what people have come up with... If you don't agree with me than that's your call because this is my opinion!

The Top Ten

1 Disturbing

Hey guess what? You're probably gonna be more surprised at how old I am. I'm still a virgin and in high school. And your just ASSUMING that I have a disturbing life style. In fact, I spend most of my time studying and I even got on the honour roll several times not to brag. - Swagprincess16

Verily, when I see their cheeks turn red, and bending in for a nasty wet smooch. I just want an old lady barge in the room, grab their ears and take them home. Just once, that'd be rich.

This new generation of "Do what thou wilt." Is getting out of hand, people don't think before they do certain crap. And anime is not helping by using their artstyle to polish it and make it look cute is just stupid.

Why exactly is it disturbing? How? Is yuri disturbing but yaoi somehow isn't? I know it's an opinion but come on

Oh, and yaoi isn't?! Explain to me exactly how 2 d's are less disturbing than none. You can't, can you? Also, most yuri anime only have hugging and kissing, unless they're specifically a yuri hentai (like Shoujo Sect). You need to up your game, this whole list is stupid.

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2 Cliff hanger endings

I watched Sakura Trick before and it just ended like boom boom boom! - Swagprincess16

Yeah because anime that aren't a yuri can't have cliffhanger endings. I get it. I'm a bitch but just come on

3 No plot until a character comes in

In ST the only thing that kept it going was one of the girls sister. She had a crush on her sisters friend so she wondered if anything was going on between them. - Swagprincess16

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4 The whole cast is lesbian

I don't see the reason behind it either, they're really trying to force, "Gay is okay" down your throat, makes me sick when you can't even humor the parents, they're almost non existent while their daughter are off sucking each others faces. Makes me pity parents who actually have to go through those realizations.

What? This list doesn't make sense. Either you're homophobic, or you're just an idiot. What's wrong with lesbians? Some girls like girls and guys like guys too! Some people like both! I don't get any of this. Lesbians are the best. Yuri is the best.

That's not true at all. I've seen a yuri were one of the characters wanted to date a guy. The guy was dead but it counts! This was one of the main characters (Akuma no Riddle)

Uh, yeah. That's kinda the whole point of a yuri anime. Do you even know what yuri is?!

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5 Annoying characters

Yes! They're so annoying, their only character trait is that, "I'm cute and I like girls."

Cut and dry

I watched that anime and I was like what? She's older than me (i'm 10)

Uhh it says their in highschool of course there gonna be older then ten.

Again from ST there's this girl named Yu, she is so annoying, but it's just my opinion. - Swagprincess16

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6 Large breasted characters

I agree. Honestly, it's so unrealistic how they have breasts the size of full grown watermelons. It's just disturbing

7 Girls trying so hard to be guys.

We realize that opposites attract and that is why straight relationships work but women should be feminine not masculine its nature not acting like an opposite drag queen 101

8 Awkward

Yes, extremely. Like real life when I see dykes try to be masculine it's like, ("I thought you didn't like guys but you like females trying their hardest to be guys...logic? ")

The the other extreme when both of them are girly girls, that's just cancerous.

Try watching Pupa. Is it more awkward than a yuri?

9 It's not necessarily for girls

This is literally the stupidest, most idiotic reason to dislike something ever. Guys can like stuff too, you know. #idiots

Duh it's not necessarily for girls. All anime is for anyone and everyone no matter what. #Equality

Nobody ever said it was so why the hell is this a reason?

It's not supposed to be! Just because it's centred around relationships between girls, it doesn't mean boys can't like it! Just like how girls can like Shonen anime, which is supposed to be for boys. It doesn't matter!

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10 Gross sexual scenes

Not all of them have it though... - Swagprincess16

Same goes for any kind of porn

That's called yuri hentai. Normal yuris normally don't

The Contenders

11 Offensive to anime

I feel the same way, (Attack on titan...just about every anime in existence falls victim to it. Fandoms can get out of control sometimes.)

This is the stupidest reason on the whole list

I say it is offensive to anime because we have Yuri fans and yaoi fans making fan fics about great anime's and my friend shows them to me and I, m just like no it ruins everything about that anime

HOW IS THIS OFFENSIVE TO ANIME PLEASE GIVE ME A PROPER ANSWER AS TO WHY THIS IS OFFENSIVE IS IT BECAUSE IT'S GAY? I HAVE NO IDEA AS TO HOW THIS OFFENDS YOU. IF IT WHERE SOME STRAIGHT ROMANCE ANIME OR THE USUAL 99% OF HETERONORMATIVE CONTENT IN THIS WORLD YOU WOULDN'T GIVE A , BUT I'M JUST VOICING MY OPINION. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE NEED TO STOP BASHING ITS HORRENDOUSLY ANNOYING TO SEE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SO MUCH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BASH ON IT JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY IT FOR CHRIST SAKE AND DON'T RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE. AND EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST IS A BLOODY GENERALISATION FOR 'S SAKE!

12 In most yuri animes, all the characters are girls

I mean come on, I know it's girl x girl, but no male characters? That's going overboard

13 Not funny

It isn't, when you take into consideration that some people can look at the genre and see (Yuri) unlisted but go into the anime and constantly see the cliche (" female side who's obsessed with the female lead"), that gets annoying

When the lesbian character is heart broken because the girl she's crushing on is in love with a boy, call it dark irony, but in the end I see the lesbian as the one with the issue and needs help, that realization is what makes me sad.

Does everything have to be funny?!?!?!?

Not interesting! A girl can't go inside another girl!

IT doesn't HAVE TO BE FUNNY

14 Fanboys/Girls

This is the worst reason. Every single anime has fans, yuri or not. You're probably a fan of something, right?

15 Something media has come up with

True, they need to push LGBT forward in the societal takeover, so why not use ANIME!

People look at homosexuality so unrealistically they'll use anime to the reality that, Reproduction is what builds and keeps a civilzation going, and Homosexuality is the opposite, ultimately being one of many oppositions to the prosperity of the human race.

16 Stupid

Woowww. You really thought this one through, didn’t you? Smh

17 Obnoxious openings

This is true for some yuri. Honestly, most of the things on the list go for only some yuri - TheEvilAlpaca

18 Fan Service
19 Even if there are sexual scenes, they can do nothing but rub each other.

In most PG-13-Rated Yuri, Yes.

BECAUSE THEY'RE GIRLS!

20 Trying to force it into every anime
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