Top 10 Reasons Wrapping Christmas Presents Sucks

MontyPython
Thats it! I'M SWITCHING TO THE BAGS!

(Note: I still wrap presents, this is just a list backing up the stress behind it...)

The Top Ten

1 Tape ends up everywhere!

At least I never have
To do it. - Therandom

DAMN IT, IT'S STUCK TO THE CARPET! - MontyPython

2 You run out of wrapping paper!

Time to go to the store again... *Sigh* - MontyPython

This is horrible - Martinglez

3 Things can be too large or too small to wrap!

Let's wrap this BICYCLE with ONE ROLL of wrapping paper!... Damn it, now I must get more! - MontyPython

What if the wrapping paper catches fire when Santa tosses it down the chimney? - TwilightKitsune

4 You can cut yourself with the scissors!

And we'll just cut right here-OW! Great, time for stitches... - MontyPython

5 You get tape stuck in your hair, clothes, etc!

*Roll of tape it stuck in hair* Where'd that tape go? - MontyPython

6 Ribbon gets everywhere!

This isn't a party! I'm just trying to wrap a Barbie doll! - MontyPython

7 The present might break through the paper!

Done... *Rip* AUGH! - MontyPython

8 Pets can get at the presents and tear them up easily!

NO FIDO NO! - MontyPython

9 When you try to take tape off the wrapping paper, the paper comes with it!

And we'll just.. *Takes tape off and rips paper* AGH! - MontyPython

10 The paper can be too delicate!

Well, time to wrap! *Rip*... *Twitch* - MontyPython

The Contenders

11 Once wrapped, you may forget what the gift is

And this is how I got an empty ketchup bottle for Christmas (JK! ) - TwilightKitsune

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