Reasons You Know You're Addicted to Zelda

The Top Ten

1 You talk to your plastic sword hoping Fi will come out

2 You talk to your shadow, expecting Midna to talk to you

3 When you jump off a cliff you think you will just respawn where you fell off at

One of these days...

4 You put a butterfly in a bottle to revive a dead person

5 You got lost in the woods looking for the master sword

6 You cut random people's grass

Grass is where the real money is.

7 You try to "Z Target" everything

8 You go in somebody's house and break all their pots

9 You put on gloves and try to lift up and throw boulders

10 You draw the triforce on the back of your hand

Or arrange three Doritos in the shape of it.

Shouldn't that be resonating?

The Contenders

11 You name your son Link or your daughter Zelda

12 You call a person from Mexico a Gerudo

This is mildly racist.
But also kind of funny.

13 When you go to the doctor and they ask you how they feel you go "Beep beep" (1 Heart)

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