Reasons You Should Eat Out of Dumpsters

Why go to a restaurant or cook when you can eat out of dumpsters?

The Top Ten

1 It's free

Are your lists edible? Because I found them in a dumpster.

2 You don't have to waste time cooking or waiting for your food at a restaurant

3 There are dumpsters everywhere

4 Most of the time the food tastes good

5 It's cold so you won't burn your tongue

6 You might find valuable items in the dumpster

7 You can make friends with hobos

8 It's good for your immune system

9 You can see raccoons

10 So food won't go to waste

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