Reasons You Should Elect John Zoidberg U.S. President in 2016

The Top Ten

1 He is a working class Decapodian

I was just wondering the other day why he hasn't announced...

2 He has Patriotism

3 He is a doctor

4 He isn't a Democrat or Republican

5 He is better than all of the other candidates

6 Why not Zoidberg?

7 He supports welfare reform

8 He looks like Squidward

9 He knows Bender

Bender is great everybody do the Bender aw yeah.

10 He knows a guy who saved the universe TWICE

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