Top Ten Reasons You Should Kill Your Self

The Top Ten
1 Someone else said to

Got told by a few people to go drink bleach today. But I'm not going to listen to them! I'm not going to give in, that's showing that I will do what they say I'm gonna go drink Tide instead.

It's all fun and games trolling around until someone actually commits suicide. It might've even happened already.

Yep, I killed myself when a Rainbow Dash fan I should kill myself. And it was wonderful!

No, the only one who can say that and can make me kill myself is myself. Not someone else.

2 Because nobody understands you

Nobody likes you
Everyone left you
They're all out without you
Having fun

I tell them but they never seem to understand

3 Every needs to die somehow

Every? Who's Every? Is she a hot girl who's into anime and video games and is definitely my type of waifu? (by the way, I'm just joking around with the grammatical error of "Every needs to die somehow".)

I don't find suicide fun, but if I die, maybe have it the most joyful way possible? Haha

I agree because Every was my ex and she is hoe

Lol. That typo though.

4 You're a human

The species that is screwing up the planet. I'd rather be a rat, thank you.

I want to be a potato instead

Humans are bad

5 You are irritating

This seems like one of the best reasons... If the only things one causes is annoyance and discomfort to others, why would they want to stay around and keep doing that to people

But I don't want to be,and I don't want to bother people,so I must kill myself

6 You support PETA's "Anti pokemon"
7 You are a Brony

Why do they even exist

8 Everyone wants to see what's in the after life

If you commit suicide what's on the other side is hell.

9 You get choose how to die

Well. Guess I'll binge watch every anime I can until my eyes burn and my brain rots.

By pouring bleach in my boba tea

10 You support feminism
The Contenders
11 You support Trump

I hate my self its not my fault he's my brother

Oh God. That's actually a good reason.

Agree, but yet I work for Trump

12 Mcdonald's forgot a chicken nugget

Literally an amazing inspiration, gonna go let my scooter hit my ankle now

13 You support Obama and Clinton

Wrong, I support Shrek.

14 You support Black Lives Matter and Antifa
15 You like the show Teen Titans Go!
16 You're taking up valuable oxygen

Ferdinand Marcos and Barrack Obama took up so much valuable oxygen. Guess that's another reason for people to kill them.

Seriously, let me have a breath.

Just plant more trees. LOL.

The homeless need some too

17 You are a satanist
18 People suffer simply by your presence
19 You are so genuinely terrible it's painful

Thanks for reminding me, this is all I feel I needed to go through with this, really.

You should of seen me when I was even younger...

Yap I should just do it at this point

20 People will mourn you

I always thought about feeling a bit loved if my family comes to my funeral. I just hope they do...

Maybe they will care then

21 Nothing you do is right

I know that pulling the trigger is wrong,but it will make me happy

I feel its true..

22 Because you are worthless and depressed

I know this because none of my friends and family love anymore

23 You will go to hell

Maybe it's the express ticket to hell?

Mama we all go to hell

24 People are calling you bad

Wanna know why I think this is the best reason you should kill yourself?

Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad

Yeah, that's right. It's me. (not really, if I was bad, I'd be in juvie by now.)

Oh they should not,I kill myself,they get locked up in my prison in the afterlife

25 You feel as if you're hurting everyone around you because of the things you say, or do.
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