Top Ten Reasons You Should Kill Your Self


The Top Ten

1 Someone else said to

Got told by a few people to go drink bleach today. But I'm not going to listen to them! I'm not going to give in, that's showing that I will do what they say I'm gonna go drink Tide instead. - Supernatural

Have all the good 10 reasons I need to kill myself - RedAce66

No, the only one who can say that and can make me kill myself is myself. Not someone else.

Aww, can't you just feel the sentiment?

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2 You are irritating

This seems like one of the best reasons... If the only things one causes is annoyance and discomfort to others, why would they want to stay around and keep doing that to people

But I don't want to be,and I don't want to bother people,so I must kill myself - Nateawesomeness

3 You're taking up valuable oxygen

Just plant more trees. LOL. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ferdinand Marcos and Barrack Obama took up so much valuable oxygen. Guess that's another reason for people to kill them.

The homeless need some too - Nateawesomeness

4 Every needs to die somehow

I don't find suicide fun, but if I die, maybe have it the most joyful way possible? Haha

Every? Who's Every? Is she a hot girl who's into anime and video games and is definitely my type of waifu? (by the way, I'm just joking around with the grammatical error of "Every needs to die somehow".) - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Lol. That typo though. - Powerfulgirl10

5 You get choose how to die

Well. Guess I'll binge watch every anime I can until my eyes burn and my brain rots. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

skydiving - Nateawesomeness

I think I'll cut myself over people not liking Disney teen sitcoms. - Puga

6 People are calling you bad

Wanna know why I think this is the best reason you should kill yourself?

Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad

Yeah, that's right. It's me. (not really, if I was bad, I'd be in juvie by now.) - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Oh they should not,I kill myself,they get locked up in my prison in the afterlife - Nateawesomeness

7 People will mourn you

Maybe they will care then

8 You will go to hell

Maybe it's the express ticket to hell?

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9 You are so genuinely terrible it's painful

You should of seen me when I was even younger... - IronSabbathPriest

Yap I should just do it at this point

10 You support Trump

Oh God. That's actually a good reason. - Powerfulgirl10

Should be 1st on the list - cuteCorgi

The Newcomers

? You watch anime

I mean anime is life though

The Contenders

11 You support Obama and Clinton


12 You are a Brony

Bronies are gay lol

I'm not a pegasister or a brony but all bronies need to die - mayamanga

13 You're a human

The species that is screwing up the planet. I'd rather be a rat, thank you.

Humans are bad - DWisawesomethe3rd

14 Life isn't always dope

I'm too stubborn to let a little thing like life get the better of me. So I'll be sticking around, thank you very much. - Britgirl

15 Nothing you do is right

I know that pulling the trigger is wrong,but it will make me happy - Nateawesomeness

16 Because nobody understands you


17 People suffer simply by your presence
18 Your mom is shouting

I should have killed myself when I was ne year old. Then again I was not as screwed up as I was at 13. - MetalObsessed

I just hate when my mom is shouting

19 You use Tumblr
20 Because the world is a nasty place
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