Top Ten Reasons You Should Kill Your Self

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The Top Ten

1 Someone else said to

Got told by a few people to go drink bleach today. But I'm not going to listen to them! I'm not going to give in, that's showing that I will do what they say I'm gonna go drink Tide instead. - Supernatural

Have all the good 10 reasons I need to kill myself - RedAce66

No, the only one who can say that and can make me kill myself is myself. Not someone else.

Yep, I killed myself when a Rainbow Dash fan I should kill myself. And it was wonderful! - AnimeDrawer

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2 You are irritating

This seems like one of the best reasons... If the only things one causes is annoyance and discomfort to others, why would they want to stay around and keep doing that to people

But I don't want to be,and I don't want to bother people,so I must kill myself - Nateawesomeness

3 You're taking up valuable oxygen

Ferdinand Marcos and Barrack Obama took up so much valuable oxygen. Guess that's another reason for people to kill them.

Just plant more trees. LOL. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Tell me something I don't know... - SomePersonYouHate

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4 Every needs to die somehow

I don't find suicide fun, but if I die, maybe have it the most joyful way possible? Haha

Every? Who's Every? Is she a hot girl who's into anime and video games and is definitely my type of waifu? (by the way, I'm just joking around with the grammatical error of "Every needs to die somehow".) - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Lol. That typo though. - Powerfulgirl10

5 You get choose how to die

Well. Guess I'll binge watch every anime I can until my eyes burn and my brain rots. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

skydiving - Nateawesomeness

I think I'll cut myself over people not liking Disney teen sitcoms. - Puga

6 People will mourn you

I always thought about feeling a bit loved if my family comes to my funeral. I just hope they do...

Maybe they will care then

7 People are calling you bad

Wanna know why I think this is the best reason you should kill yourself?

Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad

Yeah, that's right. It's me. (not really, if I was bad, I'd be in juvie by now.) - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Oh they should not,I kill myself,they get locked up in my prison in the afterlife - Nateawesomeness

8 You support Trump

I hate my self its not my fault he's my brother

Oh God. That's actually a good reason. - Powerfulgirl10

Should be 1st on the list - cuteCorgi

9 You are so genuinely terrible it's painful

Thanks for reminding me, this is all I feel I needed to go through with this, really.

You should of seen me when I was even younger... - IronSabbathPriest

Yap I should just do it at this point

10 You will go to hell

Maybe it's the express ticket to hell?

Satan is my b****, so you'll be fine with him. - Therandom

WO! EVERYONES HOT! - Nateawesomeness

YAAYY I've ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO HELL 😄 - GrapeJuiceK

The Newcomers

? You’re worthless
? You feel as if you're hurting everyone around you because of the things you say, or do.

The Contenders

11 You support Obama and Clinton

Good

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12 Because nobody understands you

I tell them but they never seem to understand

Yes

13 People suffer simply by your presence

The other pararrel universe without me is happy

14 Life isn't always dope

I'm too stubborn to let a little thing like life get the better of me. So I'll be sticking around, thank you very much. - Britgirl

15 Nothing you do is right

I know that pulling the trigger is wrong,but it will make me happy - Nateawesomeness

16 You are a Brony

Why do they even exist

Bronies are gay lol

I'm not a pegasister or a brony but all bronies need to die - mayamanga

17 You're a human

The species that is screwing up the planet. I'd rather be a rat, thank you.

I want to be a potato instead - Hydreaisevol

Humans are bad - DWisawesomethe3rd

18 You support feminism
19 Everyone hates you

I must do it,everyone is waiting - Nateawesomeness

20 Your mom is shouting

I just hate when my mom is shouting

21 You use Tumblr
22 Because the world is a nasty place
23 You can't handle the bullying anymore. It's too painful.
24 You like the show Teen Titans Go!

you suck

25 You support PETA's "Anti pokemon"
26 You watch anime

I mean anime is life though

27 You're homeless

Homeless people suck

28 Because you are worthless and depressed

I know this because none of my friends and family love anymore

29 MCR broke up

~ no more gerard kissing frank
~ there are no more of mikey's smirks
~ g notes are EVRYWHERE

30 You are a rabid CoD fanboy
31 You are homophobic
32 You are a satanist
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