Top Ten Reasons You Should Kill Your Self
Got told by a few people to go drink bleach today. But I'm not going to listen to them! I'm not going to give in, that's showing that I will do what they say I'm gonna go drink Tide instead.
It's all fun and games trolling around until someone actually commits suicide. It might've even happened already.
Yep, I killed myself when a Rainbow Dash fan I should kill myself. And it was wonderful!
No, the only one who can say that and can make me kill myself is myself. Not someone else.
Nobody likes you
Everyone left you
They're all out without you
Having fun
I tell them but they never seem to understand
Every? Who's Every? Is she a hot girl who's into anime and video games and is definitely my type of waifu? (by the way, I'm just joking around with the grammatical error of "Every needs to die somehow".)
I don't find suicide fun, but if I die, maybe have it the most joyful way possible? Haha
I agree because Every was my ex and she is hoe
Lol. That typo though.
The species that is screwing up the planet. I'd rather be a rat, thank you.
I want to be a potato instead
Humans are bad
This seems like one of the best reasons... If the only things one causes is annoyance and discomfort to others, why would they want to stay around and keep doing that to people
But I don't want to be,and I don't want to bother people,so I must kill myself
Why do they even exist
If you commit suicide what's on the other side is hell.
Well. Guess I'll binge watch every anime I can until my eyes burn and my brain rots.
By pouring bleach in my boba tea
I hate my self its not my fault he's my brother
Oh God. That's actually a good reason.
Agree, but yet I work for Trump
Literally an amazing inspiration, gonna go let my scooter hit my ankle now
Wrong, I support Shrek.
Ferdinand Marcos and Barrack Obama took up so much valuable oxygen. Guess that's another reason for people to kill them.
Seriously, let me have a breath.
Just plant more trees. LOL.
The homeless need some too
Thanks for reminding me, this is all I feel I needed to go through with this, really.
You should of seen me when I was even younger...
Yap I should just do it at this point
I always thought about feeling a bit loved if my family comes to my funeral. I just hope they do...
Maybe they will care then
I know that pulling the trigger is wrong,but it will make me happy
I feel its true..
I know this because none of my friends and family love anymore
Maybe it's the express ticket to hell?
Mama we all go to hell
Wanna know why I think this is the best reason you should kill yourself?
Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad
Yeah, that's right. It's me. (not really, if I was bad, I'd be in juvie by now.)
Oh they should not,I kill myself,they get locked up in my prison in the afterlife