Top Ten Reasons You Should Masturbate

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Don't masturbate? Don't enjoy your alone time you said? Masturbating, in my opinion, takes the cake when it comes to benefits, rather than disadvantages. It does not only feel awesome, but even boosts your mood and helps you to get an erection more easily!

The Top Ten

1 It feels awesome

By far the funniest list I've ever seen. Wait...this IS not suppose to be taken seriously right? - cjWriter1997

Yas now we are talking

This list is terrible, and no, it should NOT be taken seriously. Don't masturbate. I know for some people it might be hard, but try not to, OK?

Yes - Markussthemastergamer

2 Reduces stress

This is true. - CaptainMowzker

3 Produces a happy feeling during climax

It feels so good.

LOL - Not_A_Weeaboo

4 Helps you calm down

Don’t be afraid to take of your pants, throw it at your brother and give your meat a good beating. - AlphaQ

5 Prevents cancer

How the hell does it prevent cancer?

If you masturbate, it can help cleanse out any toxins and carcinogens within your body (particularly the prostates), thus helping to prevent prostate cancer. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

6 Good for your self-esteem
7 Gets your mood in the swing
8 Reduces chance of erectile dysfunction
9 Helps you get to sleep easier

I watched porn and masturbated to sleep once and I had a headache because I slept on my iPad Air 2. - AlphaQ

10 It makes you comfortable

The Contenders

11 Improves sperm quality for men
12 It's addictive

Not really a good reason... - CaptainMowzker

13 It’s legal
14 There's nothing wrong with human sexuality
15 It has positive physical and mental health benefits
16 It can help you out with sexuality
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