Top Ten Reasons You Shouldn't Masturbate

The Top Ten

1 It can be addicting

Its true. 2 years, trying to stop, I think I should do something really good to other people

The only valid item on this list. But to be honest lots of things can be addicting...

The only good reason

I stopped doing it. Yayayayayayayay!

2 Your life will be overall better

You will awake every morning knowing that you are probably one of the only people on planet earth that doesn't touch themselves and you will feel AWESOME.

Masturbation is one of the opposites of peace and it is a very deadly addiction. Overdoing it could ruin your life.

Grow that bank account, quit spending all the time

Yeah you 're right

3 It's a sin

Is it a sin against nature? I don't believe in god but even if I did ; isn't it god who created nature and humans after his image? If he did I'm sure that god is a masturbater too because it's a natural thing to do.

I don't think that there is a god, but I know it's against every living thing. And having sex with ourselves, this is not something that other living things do!

Where, and in which religious text, does it say this? I have yet to find it in the Bible.

It is a sin. Everyone should glorify the body they were given

4 It's too distracting

when I masturbated a lot, I had some cringy episodes in my everyday life, including my door key dropping in front of my door, putting card in wrong hole while using ATM, giving not enough/too much cash to cashiers in store, stepping on other people's shoes in a crowd, almost getting killed on a bicycle due to lack of alertness and so on...

It really is too distracting, I started in a young age and look at me now!

5 You're having sex with yourself

Why the heck is masturbating a thing? WHY? OK, well it's true that you sort of are having sex with yourself. I mean you might have your legs spread apart, E-EW! I've never masturbated in my life (I'm too young, anyway), and no one should try to sort of have sex with themselves. It won't work anyway; I mean, you're not gonna get pregnant or anything, especially if you're a male. Try not to do have sex with yourself, OK? Thank you, if you're listening to me.

Exactly! Why watch porn when you can be having sex with someone else?

Your Literally making yourself ejaculate.

There's nothing wrong with that

6 You will think about sex when you're not supposed to be

People can think about sex whenever they want... it's the matter of actually doing it that might be a concern.

what if another person is a good storyteller too? what it another person is really bad at sex?

7 If you don't you will get more attention from females

When you don't ejaculate for a long time you hold in a lot of sperm. Humans are designed to reproduce so every time you masturbate your brain thinks your having sex or reproducing. Your brain doesn't know the difference. When you'r brain notices your not masturbating it will make your body give off pheromones to attract women and reproduce.

I like to watch my girlfriend masturbate and she likes to watch me masturbate. And sometimes she gives me handjobs. So, everything on this list is a joke.

I don't know about oheromones, but the truth is that the brain thinks about new ways to talk with the opposite gender!

You do know that females can masturbate too, right?

Thumbs down for factually true information? Hypersensitivity is what this site has too much of.

8 Masturbation kills drive

It's the other way around! People (and certainly females ) will notice that you are agressive because you to tense. Your drive and confidence works better if you release some steam once in a while.

After you masturbate you don't want to do anything you just want to sleep. Your confidence will be low and you will feel empty. People will notice it on you.

I had the most awful depressive episode after I did. Safe to say that might be the last time I ever do it again.

Not really it increases your sex drive.

9 You will feel accomplished if you don't masturbate

If you can do something you know no one else is doing or can do you will feel like the best in the room at all times. You will be Glowing.

This is only true if you are actively trying to not masturbate.

I was masturbating for the first time in months, the first time since I gave my life to Jesus, and that's the one that stopped me :) ty for this epic list

10 Mind fog and lack of nutrients

every time after I masturbate I want to sleep, and next day I wake up I want to masturbate again, so instead of doint important things properly I do everything quick just to fast-forward time to the episode where I nut

Take notice for your self. All of these things on this list I agreeing with

Again where is your proof of such a invalid claim?

The Contenders

11 It will mess with your brain

Porn and masturbation have a psychological imprint on those that do it. The more you do it, the more addicting it becomes. After a while You would then crave more gruesome and hardcore porno and soon you’ll be acting your sexual desires out in public.

12 You will appreciate women more

You wont see women as Sexual Objects and that will in turn improve your dating life. You will learn to love girls for there personalities. But don't be mistaken you will get VERY attracted to a beautiful girls even more than you did before but that's a good thing.

I can partially agree with this but not because I think more of a woman when I don't masturbate but because when I do it too much I notice more trivial things my partner does that I don't like. When I don't do it too much I often notice more things I like. Strange

That's maybe ok if you want to stay in the friendzone but when the times come that she want to have sex ( yes, girls want and like sex! ) you will be a totally loser.

Depends on what you're jerking it to. There's a big difference between porn and, say, erotica.

13 You will be a beast by nature

After not masturbating for a long time you're temper will get worse. You will say anything to anyone you will be scared of nothing. If you see a hot girl your brain will force you to talk to her because it wants to reproduce. Basically you will be King Kong on the inside.

You need sex. And giving it to yourself can be nice. But if you don't you will become anxious, eager, you will not be afraid to talk to chicks, you will lose all fear, you will try everything, thus increasing chances of getting laid

This claim is ridiculous... it really is...

14 You're testosterone will be through the roof

There's a reason boxers withhold sex before a fight. Testosterone is what makes you a man if you have more than another man you will be more manly therefore get more dates,success in life etc...

15 It's gross

The person that added this must also think having sex with someone else is gross, and will most likely never have a spouse or children.

Not really. If you do it in the privacy of your own home and clean up afterwards, then it's perfectly fine.

You can just do this thing in private, do you really thing everything has to be seen by the world?

Eh. It's normal but getting you-know-what everywhere can be a pain.

16 Feeling guilt
17 It make kids think stupid

So true it could change there whole way of thinking about wemon all together not just any wemon all wemon

18 You won't put women on a pedestal

You're not suppose to put women on pedestals... I think that's one of the things they hate. They want an Alpha not a stool. A necklace is what I would give to my wife after 2 years of marriage not to some skank I want to shag... get real.

You will never put a women's needs above yours because you know that you don't need sex that much. You wont buy her a necklace just because she may give it up for you or anything like that.

19 You will gain the upper hand in a relationship

The girl will not own you, she cannot use sex as a weapon or take it off the table or anything like that. In fact She will probably be the one asking you for it.

20 Overdoing it can cause mood swings

Where is your proof of this claim?

There’s no proof lil boi.

21 It makes you seem desperate

It's just weird and not right.

22 It makes you demotivated

Overall, this is the truth. It makes you like a mess and gives you feeling worthless for nothing. Masturbation is attracting you to negativity.

Actually it makes you more MOTIVATED, and prepared for sex... but whatever.

23 Can make you disrespectful and change the way you act to other people

Thank you for the solution.

24 It makes you lazy

You lose energy when you ejaculate.

25 Overdoing it can lead to depression

This is true. I've been masturbating for a whole week and it's made me instantly depressed. It really is a side effect of overdoing it.

Can't agree more, this is the truth. it makes you demotivated and feeling worthless thus attracting you to negativity. also, it makes you less appreciate important people around you such as parents and siblings. the truth hurts and this is true. stop masturbating from now on.

This never happens if you overdo it.

Nah, it makes you happier.

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