Top Ten Reasons You Shouldn't Masturbate
The Top Ten
What is this list, is it a joke. I think it's a satirical list made to make fun of those few Christian and religious people who think masturbation is a bad thing. - DJSchollen
This list is obviously by a male, who I assume never ever does it himself... - Britgirl
This list is so stupid
Why the heck is masturbating a thing? WHY? OK, well it's true that you sort of are having sex with yourself. I mean you might have your legs spread apart, E-EW! I've never masturbated in my life (I'm too young, anyway), and no one should try to sort of have sex with themselves. It won't work anyway; I mean, you're not gonna get pregnant or anything, especially if you're a male. Try not to do have sex with yourself, OK? Thank you, if you're listening to me.V 6 Comments
When you don't ejaculate for a long time you hold in a lot of sperm. Humans are designed to reproduce so every time you masturbate your brain thinks your having sex or reproducing. Your brain doesn't know the difference. When you'r brain notices your not masturbating it will make your body give off pheromones to attract women and reproduce.
You do know that females can masturbate too, right? - Therandom
Thumbs down for factually true information? Hypersensitivity is what this site has too much of. - Therandom
I like to watch my girlfriend masturbate and she likes to watch me masturbate. And sometimes she gives me handjobs. So, everything on this list is a joke.
After you masturbate you don't want to do anything you just want to sleep. Your confidence will be low and you will feel empty. People will notice it on you.
It's the other way around! People (and certainly females ) will notice that you are agressive because you to tense. Your drive and confidence works better if you release some steam once in a while.
Is it a sin against nature? I don't believe in god but even if I did ; isn't it god who created nature and humans after his image? If he did I'm sure that god is a masturbater too because it's a natural thing to do.
I don't think that there is a god, but I know it's against every living thing. And having sex with ourselves, this is not something that other living things do!
It's in the commandments
If you can do something you know no one else is doing or can do you will feel like the best in the room at all times. You will be Glowing.
You wont see women as Sexual Objects and that will in turn improve your dating life. You will learn to love girls for there personalities. But don't be mistaken you will get VERY attracted to a beautiful girls even more than you did before but that's a good thing.
I can partially agree with this but not because I think more of a woman when I don't masturbate but because when I do it too much I notice more trivial things my partner does that I don't like. When I don't do it too much I often notice more things I like. Strange
That's maybe ok if you want to stay in the friendzone but when the times come that she want to have sex ( yes, girls want and like sex! ) you will be a totally loser.
No nut november
I stopped doing it. Yayayayayayayay!
The person that added this must also think having sex with someone else is gross, and will most likely never have a spouse or children. - yaygiants16
Eh. It's normal but getting you-know-what everywhere can be a pain. - AlphaQ
I like to swallow not spit
After not masturbating for a long time you're temper will get worse. You will say anything to anyone you will be scared of nothing. If you see a hot girl your brain will force you to talk to her because it wants to reproduce. Basically you will be King Kong on the inside.
You need sex. And giving it to yourself can be nice. But if you don't you will become anxious, eager, you will not be afraid to talk to chicks, you will lose all fear, you will try everything, thus increasing chances of getting laid
You will never put a women's needs above yours because you know that you don't need sex that much. You wont buy her a necklace just because she may give it up for you or anything like that.
The girl will not own you, she cannot use sex as a weapon or take it off the table or anything like that. In fact She will probably be the one asking you for it.
There's a reason boxers withhold sex before a fight. Testosterone is what makes you a man if you have more than another man you will be more manly therefore get more dates,success in life etc...
You will awake every morning knowing that you are probably one of the only people on planet earth that doesn't touch themselves and you will feel AWESOME.
Grow that bank account, quit spending all the time
Some porn can ruin your inner beauty. With grimy, degrading, self loss of integrity. And can desensitize the raw emtion of slow love and innocents in the we naturally felt chemistry with females as a kids. And you can watch porn with chicks who are mean to men who have no choice of what their given some can sweat hearts to. But I believe we are not doomed by gentics we can grow into anything as long as our heats and mind are in the right spot. We have a sound mind.
It's just weird and not right. - Catlover2004
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