Top Ten Most Rebellious Things for a Sensible Person to Do

So, you sensible TopTenners out there wanna show you CAN walk on the wild side? Check out thìs list of REALLY rebellious things to do - if you think you're ready. Careful, doing some of these things may result in a mild telling off...

The Top Ten

1 Drop Litter

Wow this list makes me feel like the lowest form of human. I mean I do worse stuff then this the first hour I'm awake - happyhappyjoyjoy

Keep Britain tidy? Pah! To hell with that. You're a gangsta! - Britgirl

Don't do this... It hurts the environment

2 Use the Word "Arse" As a Very Strong Swear Word

Whenever I use this word, or if someone else does, it puts me in mind of Father Ted. Same applies for feck. Gotta love that comedy! - PositronWildhawk

So, er, what station are you getting off at...?
Arsenal.
HOW DARE YOU! - Rocko

3 Walk Like You Don't Give a Damn

Keep practising, and put in some variation. You'll soon be in a classic Monty Python sketch! - PositronWildhawk

Maybe I should do that when I see Justin Bieber walk and don't gave a damn about him


Let loose sista (or bruvva) you're a REBEL now! - Britgirl

4 Spit In Street
5 Fart In a Lift

Just don't do it when I'm in it. Or I'll give you a Britgirl stare...
Oh, there's that word again. Haha! - Britgirl

haha

6 Padlock Someone's Bag to a Gate

A friend of mine did this. He was laughing, but he's a sensible person, and he very appropriately LEGGED IT when the guy noticed. Sadly, I don't know what happened next. - PositronWildhawk

7 Insult Someone In Front of Everyone They Know

Watch out! We got a badass over here! - Danielsun182

Especially rebellious if you say something REALLY strong like..."You poop face! " - Britgirl

8 Shoplift a Chocolate Bar From Their Local Shop

Your heart will pound, your palms will become moist - but it's now or never. - Britgirl

9 Have a One Day Overdue Library Book


This is really hard stuff. Only attempt this if you're really ready. The result is a fine and a frown. Think seriously about doing this before you act... - Britgirl

I wanted to kill myself because I thought I'd go to prison for doing this. All I had to do was pay a fee. - RockFashionista

Man I have this too often. - MoldySock

Just came of of prison for this. 20 godamn years. Don't do it guys

10 Staple Two People's Sleeves Together

Haha!... Haha! This is very funny. Ooh you rebel! Haha! - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 Refuse to Wash Hands After Using the Toilet

What devilry is this?! All proper ladies and gentlemen should NEVER do such a thing! - moonwolf

12 Deflate a Random Car's Tyres
13 Play Music You Like But Your Company Doesn't

Yup I'd do that - Curti2594

14 Sneak Out of Your House and Maybe Hang Out with Friends

The only one I liked

15 Arrive at Work Late for One Day
16 Jump On Beds In Hotel Rooms

Who hasnt done this

17 Spend Most of Your Money On an Expensive Car
18 Donate money to charities

Wow... how rebellious?

19 Wear a Death Metal T-Shirt
20 Don't Use "Please" or "Thank you"

Now THAT'S just going too far! Shame on you! - Britgirl

This would be just Rude - Curti2594

21 Sit Down to a Meal Without Saying Grace
22 Jump Off Low Bridge Into Water
23 Throw Out Mail Without Reading It
24 Showing the Confederate Flag

Dimebag Darrell for life.

25 Scream Hit or Miss in Public
26 Take the Mercedes Benz Emblem Off a Car

Feels good but run fast

27 Blast Thrash Metal Out Loud from the Speakers of Your Car
28 Don't look at people when they speak to you
29 Pick Up the Litter You Dropped

Now you should feel terrible

30 Walk Barefoot in Your Workplace

Wow how could you

31 Refuse to Do Any Work
32 Put a ‘free hugs’ sign on a random person's back
33 Look at Someone Through Glass and Say "Wow When Did I Get So Ugly"
34 Dance in the Rain
35 Go Skinny Dipping in Your Neighbors Pool
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