Top Ten Rejected Ideas for Posts In Positronwildhawk's Sarcasm Series

Some bloggers will write about anything! I'm more quality than quantity, which is why these ideas went out the window instantly.
The Top Ten
1 A Sarcastic Overview of Taiwanese Rabbit Orgasms on Sunday Afternoons

So - you'll leave this for the amateurs to write on?!

Who suggested this!?!? It's SO FUNNY!

2 A Sarcastic Overview of Boobies

I find them rarely prone to accepting sarcasm

3 A Sarcastic Overview of A Sarcastic Overview of A Sarcastic Overview of A Sarcastic Overview of A Sarcastic Overview of A Sarcastic Overview of A Sarcastic Overview of A Sarcastic Overview of...

This is rather amusing because I would like to see this happen. For the laughs.

4 A Sarcastic Overview of Laryngitis
5 A Sarcastic Overview of Oreos

They're one of a handful of things that are universally loved.

What's so bad with oreos?! They taste good in a lot of stuff!

But Oreos taste good!

6 A Sarcastic Overview of the Metric System

To be honest, I'm American and find the Metric system much easier than our customary system. Don't get why we haven't switched yet...

Hey, America, can't you deal with the fact that the metric system works wonders?!

Another reasons Americans are stuck up and stupid.

I'm American and I LOVE this syste! M. Whoever came up with the customary system must've been evil.

7 A Sarcastic Overview of Unnecessarily Long-Named Organic Chemical Molecules

I was thinking it all through advanced chemistry, but there's not much to expand on unless a double bond is present.

8 A Sarcastic Overview of One Particular Shade of the Colour Blue

Red is a better color!

9 A Sarcastic Overview of Hair
10 A Sarcastic Overview of Ordering Exactly 5 McFlurries at once

I believe that four being better is an irrefutable fact.

But Four seems to be a much better number...

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