Top Ten Best Relationship Jokes

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1 "But this isn't an engagement ring. " the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond. " "Yeah! I know. " said the fellow, "And, it'll be mounted in a cluster around a big one, the very day after you are. "
2 "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven. "One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds. "
3 A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money? " The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy! You men are all alike. " sighing deeply, she replied,"That's exactly what he asked me about you"
4 A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.
5 "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me? "she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes. "I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again. "
6 "Was your wife a virgin when you married? " "I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no. "
7 "Will the father be present during the birth? "asked the obstetrician. "Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband don't get along. "

Haha! Love this! Thank you Kiteretsunu - Britgirl

8 A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,"The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony "
9 A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles. " "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep? "
10 A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance? "The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you. "The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants. "

Just see how well the two statements rhyme with each other and imagine someone saying this in a noisy bar. - Kiteretsunu

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1. "But this isn't an engagement ring. " the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond. " "Yeah! I know. " said the fellow, "And, it'll be mounted in a cluster around a big one, the very day after you are. "
2. "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven. "One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds. "
3. A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money? " The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy! You men are all alike. " sighing deeply, she replied,"That's exactly what he asked me about you"
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