Top 10 Ren & Stimpy Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "You like the same things I do! Wax paper, boiled football leather, DOG BREATH...we're not HITCH-HIKING anymore, WE'RE RIDING!" - Ren
2 "How easily...I could end the farce...with THESE hands...these DIRTY hands...AND with THESE hands, I hold the FATE of MILLIONS...THEY think he's a GOD...BUT HE'S AS MORTAL AS WE...I KNOW! JUST...ONE...QUICK...TWIST...AND IT'S OVER..." - Ren
3 "I've had this ice cream bar since I was a CHILD! EVERYONE, ALWAYS TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM ME! WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE ME, ALOOOOOONE?!?" - Ren
4 "IT'S DISSS-CI-PLINE THAT BEGETS LOVE!" - Ren
5 "Isn't it funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee?" - Stinky Wizzleteats
6 "SEE HOW I LOVE TO CLEAN! FILTHY CAT BOXES!" - Ren
7 "NO...NO SLEEP...HEEE-HEH-HEE...NO SLEEP, NO BED! EYUHHEH-HEH-HEHEHAHAHAHAHA! NOW, NOW, NOW, BED, BED, BED!" - Ren
8 "What do you MEAN, you don't AGREE with me?! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?!?" - Ren
9 "I'll watch some teevee...it'll help me to RELAX!!!" - Ren
10 "GET your f***ing HANDS off of me, you...PONCE!" - Ren's Brain

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The Contenders

11 "OHHH, what I'M gonna DO to YOUUU...I'm so ANGRY!" - Ren

This sounds perverted - AnnieCallie

12 You bloated sack of protoplasm
13 "Creeeamed corrrn...AND MORRRE CREEEAMED CORRRN...I can't eat this SLOP!" - Ren
14 "Oh, a smartmouth, huh? A SMARTMOUTH! You know what we do to smartmouths around here, dontcha? WEEEEEE give 'em ANOTHER 20 BUCKS!" - George Liquor
15 "TEETH to the left of me...the GUMS to the RIGHT of me! I TELL YOU I CAN'T STAND IT! I AM GOING...MAAADDD!!!" - Ren
16 "Look at him, lying there ASLEEP...the IDOL of MILLIONS...he's a FOOL! BLIND, SILLY LITTLE FOOL..." - Ren
17 "YOU...YOU DISEEEASE!!! POND WRECKER!" - Ren's Brain
18 "I work my Megona Oblongata to the BOOONNNE, and THIS is the thanks I get?!?" - Ren's Brain
19 "HWAHHUAUGH! IT'S HAPPENING AGAAAIN! MY BRAIN! MY HOT...STINGING...BRAAAAAAIN!!!" - Ren
20 "MY COLLECTION OF RARE, INCURABLE, DISEASES! VIOLATED!" - Ren
21 "MY DINOSAUR DROPPINGS...PAINTED! LIKE EAS-TER EGGGS!!!" - Ren
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1. "You like the same things I do! Wax paper, boiled football leather, DOG BREATH...we're not HITCH-HIKING anymore, WE'RE RIDING!" - Ren
2. "How easily...I could end the farce...with THESE hands...these DIRTY hands...AND with THESE hands, I hold the FATE of MILLIONS...THEY think he's a GOD...BUT HE'S AS MORTAL AS WE...I KNOW! JUST...ONE...QUICK...TWIST...AND IT'S OVER..." - Ren
3. "I've had this ice cream bar since I was a CHILD! EVERYONE, ALWAYS TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM ME! WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE ME, ALOOOOOONE?!?" - Ren
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