Top 10 Greatest Ren & Stimpy/Rocko's Modern Life Moments

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The Top Ten

1 Ren plotting to murder Stimpy in his sleep out of sheer jealousy for his popularity (R&S: Stimpy's Fan Club)

One of the darkest moments of the series.

"How easily I could end the farce...with THESE hands...THESE...DIRTY...HANDS! "

"AND with THESE hands, I hold the FATE of MILLIONS! "

"They think he's a god...BUT HE'S AS MORTAL AS WE." - xandermartin98

2 Wacky Delly (RML: Wacky Delly)

I HATE BALOGNA!

3 Ren fantasizing about violently mutilating Stimpy & Sven (R&S: Sven Höek)
4 Rocko, Heffer and Filburt creating a potato battery of such epic proportions that it shoots a laser beam through the universe (RML: Put Out To Pasture)
5 Happy Happy Joy Joy (R&S: Stimpy's Invention)

I'll teach your Grandmother to suck eggs!

Love this one

6 Ren developing a severe case of space madness and talking extensively to a bar of soap, calling it his "ice cream bar" (R&S: Space Madness)
7 Ren being forcedly stuffed into Stimpy's unwilling mouth for what is clearly a thinly disguised vore-fetish scene (R&S: The Boy Who Cried Rat)
8 Heffer and Filburt filming Rocko "nude descending a staircase" without his permission, in just about the creepiest way possible (RML: Camera Shy)
9 The entire intro sequence (Rocko's Modern Life)
10 Ren becomes President and nukes Australia as punishment for disagreeing with him (R&S: Stimpy's Fan Club)

The Contenders

11 Ren violently beats George Liquor to death with a boat paddle (R&S: Man's Best Friend)

Somehow I didn't find this disturbing in the slightest. And George asked for it.

To violent for an episode.

12 Some random nerd at the comic store describes how "the elf wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again" (RML: Canned)

YES - xandermartin98

13 Rocko accidentally calls Mrs. Bighead over the phone sex hotline (RML: Canned)
14 Ed Bighead melts the polar ice caps and floods the entire earth in a tsunami, prompting Heffer to lift the Wacky Delly studio out of the way with a car jack (RML: Wacky Delly)

Rain down on me from a great height, anyone? - xandermartin98

15 Ren's brain literally goes insane (R&S: Ren's Brain)

And throws Stimpy across an entire room, let's not forget that - xandermartin98

16 The Suck-O-Matic sucks the entire world into an alternate dimension (RML: A Sucker For The Suck-O-Matic)
17 Mrs. Bighead attempts to seduce Rocko into giving her a foot massage (RML: Leap Frogs)
18 Ren calls Stimpy his "little Cucaracha" (R&S: Big House Blues)
19 Heffer falls into Filburt's trap and gets sent flying across the entire Milky Way (RML: Pranksters)
20 Filburt marries Dr. Hutchinson (RML: The Big Question/Answer)
21 Crazy Bus Driver (RML: I See London, I See France)

Best part of the episode.

22 Rocko dreams about having all kinds of "fun" with his appendix before finally saying goodbye to it (RML: Tickled Pink)
23 The Chameleon Brothers create a pretentious art-film music video involving Rocko walking down a flight of stairs naked (RML: Camera Shy)

"Good morning little pinto."

24 Ed Bighead yells the word "PINHEADS" so loudly that it causes an avalanche to fall on top of him (RML: Cabin Fever)
25 Filburt dresses up as the Tooth Fairy (RML: Rinse And Spit)
26 A talking foot suddenly appears out of nowhere and starts talking about dental hygiene (RML: Rinse And Spit)
27 The Fatheads (RML: I Have No Son)

Host: Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Boneheads.

Mr. Fathead: It's the Fatheads, you dope!

*Hits the host with his parking meter.*

28 Heffer's tragic backstory is revealed (RML: Who's For Dinner?)
29 Rocko strips himself naked and enters the nude beach (RML: Sand In Your Navel)
30 Ren lights a match inside of Stimpy's butthole and ends up getting set on fire (Ren & Stimpy)
31 LOG (Ren & Stimpy)
32 Powdered Toast Man (Ren & Stimpy) Powdered Toast Man (Ren & Stimpy)
33 CALL THE POLICE (R&S: Rubber Nipple Salesman)

Mr. Horse: I'll you what though. Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?!?!?

Walrus: CALL THE POLIICE!

34 Ren melodramatically describes every single valuable thing of his that Stimpy and Sven vandalized (R&S: Sven Höek)
35 Ed Bighead has an accidental "orgasm" through his binoculars after seeing his wife in pantyhose (RML: Keeping Up With The Bigheads)
36 Ralph Bighead dedicates his entire life's work to sculpting an enormous rock sculpture of a fruit bowl (RML: Wacky Delly)
37 Rocko tattoos a can of baked beans onto a rhinoceros' uvula with a jackhammer (RML: Canned)
38 R-E-C-Y-C-L-E (RML: Zanzibar)
39 Ren scoops up enormous spoonfuls of Stimpy's poop out of the litterbox with a flyswatter and laughing maniacally at it (R&S: Stimpy's Invention)
40 The entire top half of Ren's jaw disconnecting from the other half (R&S: Stimpy's Invention)
41 Ren and Stimpy replacing the Abraham Lincoln statue's head with a flaming dumpster (R&S: An Abe Divided)
42 Mr. No Way pulling Ed Bighead's eyes out of their sockets, swinging them around by their stalks, then throwing them into a nearby lake (RML: Teed Off)
43 An underground cult led by Darth Vader uses highly sophisticated computer command systems to launch pianos at golf balls (RML: Teed Off)
44 Heffer bravely pilots a biplane through a fierce storm of pianos just to drop Ed Bighead's golf ball into its hole (RML: Teed Off)

That was the most awesome part of the episode!

45 Ed Bighead finishing off his bowling game with a shot so bad that it literally wrecks the entire bowling alley (RML: Gutter Balls)

Ed: I don't need two balls to win.

46 Heffer and Filburt literally "spanking the monkey" (RML: Gutter Balls)
47 Heffer giving Rocko a haircut, then asking whether he wants a paper or plastic bag over his head (RML: Hair Licked)
48 Rocko tries out a wide variety of hairstyles (RML: Canned)
49 Filburt's gigantic wheel of fortune breaks off of its hinges and bulldozes the entire Earth, spreading bad luck and chaos everywhere (RML: Fortune Cookie)
50 Stimpy presses the History Eraser Button (R&S: Space Madness)
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