Top 10 Responses to Use When You are Rejecting a Date

When it comes to dating, some people don't get the hint, so you have to be a little harsh (OK, a LOT harsh) during rejection. Here's a list to keep you backed up.

NOTE: This is not for bullying. If a decent guy asks you out, you don't have to be harsh on him. Only use this on jerks/perverts.

The Top Ten

1 I would rather stick a needle in my eye than date you. Or yours.

Definitely going to say this to a lifeless, shameless stalker who won't leave me alone and constantly harasses me, forcing me to date him against my own will

2 You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you

3 Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

4 You will be a virgin for life, sorry mate

5 You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen

6 If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents

Two wrongs don't make a right, just ask your parents for an example

7 You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit.

8 Do you still love nature....despite what it did to you?

9 Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back

10 The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

The Contenders

11 You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.

This is harsh to make that person cry. Dude, make sure you only use it on someone who really, really, REALLY, deserves it.

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