Top Ten Responses to Your Teacher If You Have Been Caught Talking to Your Peers

Some Of These I Have Tried (I Have No Comment On The Outcome)
The Top Ten
1 We were talking about the work

An oldie but a goldie - I don't know of anybody in my classes who hasn't used this one.

Let's hope it's not independent work.

2 You're jealous that I have friends and you don't
3 I was just saying how much my ebola is contagious
4 Sorry

The others ones (except "shut up") are all good but the teacher will have no comeback and just say "go to the principal's office! "

If you don't want to get punished, just say this.

5 Shut up

It's not funny, it's not clever, it's a one way ticket to detention.

If you want to get a call home, you said the right thing.

I bet someone would get in trouble for saying this.

If you said that, then you must be tough guy.

6 You might as well move me because I will not listen to you
7 But this is educational I'm learning english

Ever just realize that sometimes teaching has too many disadvantages? Like that epic comeback

8 You talk to my mom in the night why can't I talk to my friend
9 If you would like to join in the conversation you may
10 Why are you teaching while I am talking?
The Contenders
11 Now, now teacher, it's rude to talk while I'm talking

I hate it when teachers say it's rude to talk while they're talking. This will show them

You just get detention.

12 Why are you talking when I am talking?
13 Stop eavesdropping on us

Yes, it's so impolite!

14 I have freedom of speech

How is this only twelve bring it up because it's true by law you have freedom of speech

I actually added this one

15 Just ignore us and get on with your teaching
16 You probably talked in class as well when you were my age

You are so right

17 Don't force your religion on me
18 Was asking for something (A pen, pencil, Notes, eraser, help, to pick something up)
19 We are practicing our English
20 Oof
21 So, can you go on and give me a break?
22 Bazinga
23 We weren't speaking to you, so you can go hell
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