Top Ten Most Ridiculous Headings That You Might Just Expect for Star Wars Episode VII

Being under new management, nobody really knows what to expect from the new Star Wars movie. But let's simply imagine some asinine stuff, shall we? Well, we are on TheTopTens.

The Top Ten Most Ridiculous Headings That You Might Just Expect for Star Wars Episode VII

1 The Wrath of Bambi

Well, Disney own Star Wars now. So this might just happen. - PositronWildhawk

I love Disney! This would be so interesting to see. - Britgirl

The actual 7th movie isn't like this but it's not really good but it's not bad. It has the exact same mediocrocy of the Revenge of the Sith. I only want to see future episodes VIII and IX just because it's Star Wars and to see if the sequel series will get better. And yeah Jar Jar is annoying, but Palpatine is just evil. But what do you expect the director of the Force Awakens is the same director of the prequels, J.J. Abrahams. - Anonymousxcxc

2 Lord Sugar's Apprentice

This would actually be rather funny. Unintentionally. - PositronWildhawk

Ah, this list is better than my asinine titles for Star Wars movie lists. Great Lias, positron - CityGuru

3 The Second Phantom Menace

Please, no more. Not another one quite like that. - PositronWildhawk

4 The Evil Emperor Zurg

Somehow, I can just picture this. "Luke Skywalker, you are a toy! " - PositronWildhawk

5 Attack Of The Droid Pedophiles

There have to be some of them. Somewhere. - PositronWildhawk

6 C-3PO On Steroids

You mean he wasn't in the first place? Good grief, why would you think something so obscene? - PositronWildhawk

7 Santa Claus Is Coming To Tatooine

Or was it Jabba the Hutt falling out of the sky? - PositronWildhawk

8 Master Cooking With Master Yoda

"Together, mix the chocolates, you must. But do not sugar-coat the dark side." - PositronWildhawk

I want to see this become a thing. PLEASE.

9 The Great Naboo Beauty Contest

The obvious winner by default is Bosnas. - PositronWildhawk

No,the winner is Jar Jar Binks?

10 The Rise Of Jar-Jar Binks

This is a hilarious list. But I find it funny that the worst character makes a comeback. - MaxAttaxSportz

Well, you never know. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 C-3PO Finally Comes Out

Oh, yeah, it's finally happened! - PositronWildhawk

12 Anakin's Force Ghosts Turns to the Dark Side
13 Star Wars VII: The Triforce Awakens

Star Wars!

14 Ze Royal Lightning Jedi
15 Star Wars VII: Supercena begins
16 Han Solo Reborn
17 Revenge of Darth Vader
18 Super Fugly
19 Rise of an Empire
20 Luke's Return
21 Darth Vader Attacks!
22 The Empire Strikes Again
23 No More Hope
24 A New Beginning
25 Fall of the Jedi
26 Rage of the Darth Vader
27 The Old Hope
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