Top Ten Most Ridiculous Things That Will Never Happen

The Top Ten
1 Rocks takeover the world

I doubt this will happen.

2 Flying trees
3 Dancing cars

Sounds like an absurd Pixar mashup. Hope they don't see this list.

4 Running shoes running away

Could this be used as an excuse to never run again?

5 Alien wild west showdown
6 Houses transforming into rockets
7 Radios and T.Vs fighting

Video killed the radio star!

8 Monkeys standing on each other to make a monkey tower
9 A gorilla running race
10 Healthy food fights junk food
The Contenders
11 Flying, farting butts
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