Top Ten Most Ridiculous Things to Worship

Hey people, don't take this list seriously, okay? Just joking' around.

The Top Ten

1 Internet

Hey, we spend most our time on the internet, but you better not be worshiping it. - Delgia2k

This one had me laughing lol - trender2004

How do you worship this? By being up 24/7?

Don't tell everyone this list is a joke. If people are stupid enough to get offended, let them. Gemcloben told
Me this, and he's right. - Therandom

2 Dank memes

Are you kidding me? Don't talk about god's like that! - SnuckleBerg

I agree, memes are dumb - blackflower

No dank memes are the best thing to worship - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Dank memes are the best

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3 Kanye West Kanye West Kanye Omari West is an American rapper, songwriter, and fashion designer. He was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia. After West's parents divorced, him and his single mother moved to Chicago, Illinois. At the age of 10, West temporarily moved to Nanjing, China, because his mother was teaching more.

Also known as the "false prophet of the 21st century".

"A God. Who do I think I am? I just told you: a God" -Kanye West, Vote President 2020. - keycha1n

Yeah he stinks - blackflower

Don't think about praying to Yeezus.

4 PositronWildhawk

Well, sorry to break it to you, but I don't believe in religion. I'd also make a pretty bad role model in some areas. - PositronWildhawk

Imagine all the TopTenners worshipping him...

5 Gabe Newell Gabe Newell

I hope he gives me a Gabe Bible because I ripped my heart from my body for him - CerealGuy

"I bless you with discounts! "

I vote for him

Praise Lord Gaben and his all mighty Steam - SirSkeletorThe3rd

6 Mcdonald's Big Mac

I wouldn't be surprised if some people actually worship this. - funnyuser

You'll surely gonna enjoy worshiping it. - Delgia2k

It’s good, but not that good - blackflower

7 Apple Inc. Apple Inc. Apple Inc. is an American multinational technology company headquartered in Cupertino, California, that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software, and online services.

Well, I have seen people doing this. Samsung is the right dynasty. - PositronWildhawk

8 Luigi

A certain user worships him unhealthily. - Therandom

One of the most asinine things to worship. - PositronWildhawk

I remember a TopTenner who worshipped him like he was god. Ironically that person was an atheist (no offense). - TwilightKitsune

Luigism is a religion in this site.

9 Cats Cats The "House Cat", also known as the Domestic Cat or the Feral Cat, is a small feline, a good hunter, and comes in a variety of colours and fur patterns. Contrary to popular belief, however, they are not truly domesticated.

In Ancient Egypt.

Who would worship cats? Cats are stupid - Shake_n_Bake13

10 The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Yea lets worship food that has been turned into a monster that flies.

Whoa! Which heathen put this here?

I know that our Lord has specifically commanded us not to do any "holier than thou" douche baggery but I just feel sorry for all these lost soul who don't know they are ridiculing their loving creator.

May the holy meatballs guide them all to the our Savior Cheesus Crust. Ramen!

Y'all are stupid, this is the real religion you should follow. Some people with their Christianity and Islam can get outta here.

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! He pukes dank memes and mom's spaghetti! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

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11 Satan
12 Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was a Saudi Arabian-born stateless terrorist. He was a founder of al-Qaeda, the organization that claimed responsibility for the September 11 attacks on the United States, along with numerous other mass-casualty attacks against civilian and military targets worldwide. more.
13 Spodermen
14 The Earth

I don't worship the earth, but I don't see how it's ridiculous.

Thank you, whoever added this.

15 Frozen

Oh yeah I remember. Comedy gold right there - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Little girls worship this!

16 Shrek Shrek Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life - SirSkeletorThe3rd

17 Yourself

See LaVeyan Satanism - SirSkeletorThe3rd

18 Kim Jong-un Kim Jong-un Kim Jong-un is the Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea and supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, commonly referred to as North Korea. He also don't play games

North Koreans worship him!

19 Ducks
20 Cars
21 Feet
22 Money
23 Drugs
24 Intercourse
25 Trees
26 Channing Tatum Channing Tatum Channing Matthew Tatum is an American actor and dancer. Tatum made his film debut in the drama film Coach Carter.
27 Your Smart Phone
28 Boulders
29 Cilan Cilan Cilan is one of the three Gym Leaders of Striaton City's Gym, known officially as the Striaton Gym, in Pokemon Black and White. In the anime, he is classified as an A-class Pokemon Connoisseur and traveled with Ash Ketchum in the Unova region. He first debuted in Triple Leaders, Team Threats!.

I'm a Christian. As much as I like Cilan, I don't worship the guy. - RiverClanRocks

30 Sunny Leone Sunny Leone Karenjit Kaur Vohra, better known by her stage name 'Sunny Leone', is a Canadian Bollywood actress and model, and former pornstar. She was born on May 13th, 1981 in Sarnia Ontario, Canada.
31 The Lennipede
32 uolliaC

Do not worship the uolliaC and the uolliaC and the uolliaC and the aa.

33 Alphys
34 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of more.
35 LeafyIsHere LeafyIsHere
36 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.
37 Alphys' Feet
38 Pus Pockets
39 Teapot
40 Lammy (Um Jammer Lammy) Lammy (Um Jammer Lammy)
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