Top 10 Ridiculous Troll Questions on Yahoo Answers
The Top Ten
1 I accidentally dropped my baby and now his eyes won't open?
You killed it! You're going to jail for child endangerment and murder!
That means, your baby is dead
2 Where can I get my 12 year old daughter a husband?
3 I accidentally dropped hydrofluoric acid on my baby's face?
4 What happens if you give a dog crack?
5 I beat my wife. I think she needs help?
6 Can the Game Boy Light play Nintendo Switch games?
No, but the Atari 2600 can play games from BOTH.
7 I think I made my friend commit suicide!!?
8 My pitbull bit my baby in the face and arm?
9 Was I Wrong to RUIN My Best Friend's Engagement?
10 Why don't Europeans brush their d**n teeth?
The Contenders
11 I stepped on a spider, will I get pregnant?
If you engage in sexual intercourse with a spider, yes
12 Stepped on my babies head?
13 What happens if you feed this to a baby?
Seems innocent, but here's the most recent elaboration on the question: "A 64 oz. bottle filled with: Whiskey, 5 hour energy, ghost pepper sauce, pure caffeine powder, vodka, dog pee and vomit? ".
14 Help, I accidentally build a shelf!?
If you don't want it, give it to me for free
15 Are deaf people mentally ill?
16 My mom feeds my little sister poop?
17 I had smelly diarrhea in space?
At least Planet Earth won't have to deal with the smell
18 Can I feed my dog chocolate-covered grapes that have seeds?
If you want to go to jail, then yes
19 Is porn a religion?
20 How do I unbake a cake?
21 Why won't my dog wake up?
The guy says his dog has been asleep for 5 years and that it's STARTING to smell.
22 Why are there butterflies in my stomach?
23 I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my Nutella?
And the "best answer" is even funnier.
24 I'm hearing moaning sounds from my son's bedroom?
Because he's engaging in sexual intercourse
25 My 78 year old grandma fell down the stairs?
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