Most Ridiculous Unlockable Characters in Video Games

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Today's list focuses on something very familiar which was about wrestling games. Only this time its pretty much all games in general were talking about that had some of the most obscure unlockable characters you have ever graced.

The Top Ten

1 Meat - Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5

No seriously you can literally play as a piece of fresh meat where do they come with this in a skating game. I know in the past it was cool to see Spider-Man, Darth Maul, and among others those had a cool element, but not with a piece of meat. - htoutlaws2012

2 Toilet - Saints Row the Third

I mean just unbelievable how south have we become when you realized one of your main secrets characters is a toilet running is just more absurd than the bowl up doll. At least they tried with that where a moving toilet is just not only weird, but also pretty disturbing at the same time. - htoutlaws2012

3 Hans - Timesplitters Future Perfect

Future perfect did have the title for not only the most characters you get to play, but some of the ones you did unlock were very weird I mean the most obscure of the bunch goes to Hans. The glimpse into his dark eyes is just unsettling, his attire is very creepy I mean some sort of strap connected with his ugh... man boobs shown close up is just for him to be this high alone. Yes you have characters like Mr. Socky, and even a carcass are kind of strange to play as, but no where near like Hans just by his appearance only is just that. - htoutlaws2012

4 T-Rex - Need for Speed 2

A Dinosaur in a racing game ya that makes a lot of sense (not! ) I mean you could included someone like Paul Walker, and it could been alright, but a Dinosaur I feel like I'm playing rampage or something related to that. - htoutlaws2012

5 Alien's Cocoon - Tobal 2

This game like timesplitters had a lot very bizarre choices in there, but above all goes to this weird thing. I mean playing as just some cocoon that moves is just incredibly disturbing. In Duke Nukem 3D you see Cocoon, but do they move of course not. - htoutlaws2012

6 Roasted Duck - Jet Li: Rise to Honor

After you have beaten the game I totally forgot to mention that there was a secret code to get for this character. The roasted Duck does not take damage like Jet Li had when you played with him. I found this kind of satisfying, but at the same time it was weird, and it just felt like a total game shark move to pull off. - htoutlaws2012

7 Hornet - Fighters Megamix

While I very decent game it had one notable to it its infamous character that had no need to even be there. Hornet the car in Dayton USA in a fighting game let's think about this. How is it possible a car can stand up, and put up its dukes against a normal fighter again very out of place for a fighting game. - htoutlaws2012

8 Burger King Mascot - Fight Night Round 3

Yes if his game was not creepy enough, here he as a secret character in a boxing game how delightful I can take him out for giving us Sneak King that had came in 9 months later that same year and just nothing but cringe; its like putting in Ronald McDonald and scaring his customers away right bad idea. - htoutlaws2012

9 Barney - Xenophage Alien Bloodsport

Coming off a terrible fighting, Barney was a secret character you did not see coming. Gee I'm pretty sure his suppose to be this friendly purple Dinosaur right so his in this blood sport, let along not a very good game in fact. I mean the only difference between the two games is the fact that Barney has his eyes all black, not like the T.V. show by any means, but in this game he looks like he went all berserk on his adversaries. - htoutlaws2012

10 Hillary Clinton - NBA Jam: Tournament Edition

For the most basketball games have been consistent at what they do, however when it comes this one brief moment that two politicians are in the game than it just becomes very odd. I never knew Bill could do it all. I never realized Hillary could do it too. I mean slam dunk at a absurdly high distance is like the equivalent of a game shark just doing it all day long. - htoutlaws2012

The Contenders

11 Shaquille O Neal - Ready 2 Rumble Boxing Round 2
12 Michael Jackson - Ready 2 Rumble Boxing Round 2
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