Top Ten Best Roasts Ever

JakePlaid

The Top Ten

1 "You're ugly!" Yeah, says the one whose head looks like a pineapple.

That's an insult to pineapples. - PeachyBlast

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA - TwilightKitsune

2 I once called Animal Control because I thought you were an ape.
3 Your teeth are worse than your hairline.
4 "You're ugly." Aww! Thanks! I was trying to look like you today!

LOL, I need to say this to my ex best friend when I see her at school tomorrow - TwilightKitsune

This will work for a girl probably

HAHAAHA! USING THIS!

5 Your raps are worse than your glasses.
6 Your gums are blacker than you are.

That was racist. But yes, there was a kid at my school who had black gums. - JakePlaid

7 Your hair looks like an Ice Cream cone.

Sounds like Jimmy Neutron, if you ask me. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

8 "Why're you talking while I'm teaching?!" Why are you teaching during my conversation?!
9 "Why're you so quiet?!" Because I don't waste words.
10 I'm sick. "No you're not." I'm sick of you!

The Contenders

11 "You're stupid." Well your mom's stupid for giving birth to you.

wow mean

12 I love what you've done with your hair! How do you make it come out of your nostrils like that?
13 You're so fat Kung Fu Panda couldn't take you down

ITs nice isn't it

14 "Idiot!" You're not a Pokémon.
15 If you're not gonna Drink the Boot, We ought to give you the Boot.
16 You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
17 You couldn't hit the side of a barn from the inside.
18 Your red hair looks like a cardinal
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1. "You're ugly!" Yeah, says the one whose head looks like a pineapple.
2. I once called Animal Control because I thought you were an ape.
3. Your teeth are worse than your hairline.
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