Top Ten Best Roasts Ever


The Top Ten

1 "You're ugly!" Yeah, says the one whose head looks like a pineapple.

That's just being rude to pineapples though...

That's an insult to pineapples. - PeachyBlast


You should use this: Hmm Einstein once said every person is a genius unlike you because you're not a person unless you have a brain. - UzL

2 I once called Animal Control because I thought you were an ape.


3 Your teeth are worse than your hairline.


4 "You're ugly." Aww! Thanks! I was trying to look like you today!

Her face was in Awe when I said this XDD

LOL, I need to say this to my ex best friend when I see her at school tomorrow - TwilightKitsune

This will work for a girl probably


5 Your raps are worse than your glasses.
6 Your gums are blacker than you are.

That was racist. But yes, there was a kid at my school who had black gums. - JakePlaid

7 Your hair looks like an Ice Cream cone.

Sounds like Jimmy Neutron, if you ask me. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

8 "Why're you talking while I'm teaching?!" Why are you teaching during my conversation?!

That's great roast for teachers

It's great XXX

9 "Why're you so quiet?!" Because I don't waste words.
10 "You're stupid." Well your mom's stupid for giving birth to you.

wow mean

The Newcomers

? Your mom got a fine for littering when she dropped you off today,
? I would burn you but burning trash is bad for the environment

The best one

The Contenders

11 I'm sick. "No you're not." I'm sick of you!

Ya but I'm sick of these lame roast.

12 You must've been born on a highway because that's where all of the accidents happen

I've used this one before, it works great. The person I said this to just stared, dumbfounded as I walked away!


13 You're so fat Kung Fu Panda couldn't take you down

This was the best one lol


ITs nice isn't it

14 "Idiot!" You're not a Pokémon.
15 If you keep rolling your eyes, there is a possibility of finding your brains back there.
16 "You drew that? That's so ugly!" Yeah because I'm drawing you
17 You look like your face caught fire and the someone hit it with a hammer

Lol! the best

18 Wait, ____, is that you? Sorry, I thought you were a toad.

I will use this on this annoying kid called vansh

19 You couldn't hit the side of a barn from the inside.
20 I love what you've done with your hair! How do you make it come out of your nostrils like that?
21 "You're such an idiot!" Are you talking to me or your reflection in the mirror?


22 Evolution took a big step backwards when it made you
23 If you're not gonna Drink the Boot, We ought to give you the Boot.
24 You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
25 Your red hair looks like a cardinal
26 You are so fat that even a train stopped when you went on it
27 Roses are red, tulips are black, you would look great with a knife in your back.
28 You're so fat that you broke the stairway to heaven

Pretty good

29 I bet your hot breath makes wildfires
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Top Remixes

1. "You're ugly!" Yeah, says the one whose head looks like a pineapple.
2. I once called Animal Control because I thought you were an ape.
3. Your teeth are worse than your hairline.


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