Rock and Metal Songs with the Funniest Lyrics


The Top Ten

1 Necropedophile - Cannibal Corpse

The lyrics make me LMAO even though its supposed to be serous and threatening - christangrant

2 I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse

Like what Jeff said, this is hilariously terrible and tries too hard to be gory and intimidating. - NikBrusk

Remember kids! Never sing this to your grandmother!

Hillariously awful! - BoredJeff02

3 Stripped, Raped and Strangled - Cannibal Corpse V 2 Comments
4 Big Balls - AC/DC

Makes me laugh every time I hear it - christangrant

5 F***** With a Knife - Cannibal Corpse V 1 Comment
6 The View - Lou Reed & Metallica V 2 Comments
7 F**k the System - System of a Down

"I need to fork the Sys" Sounds like "I need to fork your sis", and don't get me started on how hilarious the verses are. - NikBrusk

8 I'm the Man - Anthrax

This song was made as a joke and has a lot of funny lyrics in it - christangrant

9 Photograph - Nickelback

Look at this Photograph every time do it makes me laugh - christangrant

10 Under and Over It - Five Finger Death Punch V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 The Pride - Five Finger Death Punch

In what other song will you hear Disneyland, White House, JFK and Mickey Mouse all together? - SuperSonic17

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