Rock and Metal Songs with the Funniest Lyrics

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The Top Ten

1 Necropedophile - Cannibal Corpse

The lyrics make me LMAO even though its supposed to be serous and threatening - christangrant

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2 I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse

Remember kids! Never sing this to your grandmother!

Hillariously awful!

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3 Stripped, Raped and Strangled - Cannibal Corpse

The title alone is laughable.

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4 Big Balls - AC/DC

Makes me laugh every time I hear it - christangrant

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5 F***** With a Knife - Cannibal Corpse

Yeah CC is not threatening.

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6 The View - Lou Reed & Metallica

"I'M THE TABLE! "

I AM THE TABLE - christangrant

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7 F**k the System - System of a Down UListen to Sample
8 I'm the Man - Anthrax

This song was made as a joke and has a lot of funny lyrics in it - christangrant

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9 Photograph - Nickelback

Look at this Photograph every time do it makes me laugh - christangrant

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10 Under and Over It - Five Finger Death Punch

This song has some funny qoutes in it - christangrant

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The Contenders

11 Chop Suey! - System of a Down

Listen to it!

Table table table

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12 Paranoid Android - Radiohead UListen to Sample
13 The Pride - Five Finger Death Punch

In what other song will you hear Disneyland, White House, JFK and Mickey Mouse all together? - SuperSonic17

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14 Chic N' Stu - System of a Down UListen to Sample
15 You Suck - Strapping Young Lad UListen to Sample
16 When I Was Your Age - Weird Al UListen to Sample
17 Hardware Store - Weird Al Yankovic UListen to Sample
18 Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic UListen to Sample
19 Tattoo - The Who UListen to Sample
20 Gay Bar - Electric Six

Hilarious

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