Rock and Metal Songs with the Funniest Lyrics
The Top Ten
1 Necropedophile - Cannibal Corpse
The lyrics make me LMAO even though its supposed to be serous and threatening
2 I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse
Remember kids! Never sing this to your grandmother!
3 Stripped, Raped and Strangled - Cannibal Corpse
The title alone is laughable.
4 Big Balls - AC/DC
Makes me laugh every time I hear it
5 F***** With a Knife - Cannibal Corpse
6 The View - Lou Reed & Metallica
7 F**k the System - System of a Down
8 I'm the Man - Anthrax
This song was made as a joke and has a lot of funny lyrics in it
9 Photograph - Nickelback
Look at this Photograph every time do it makes me laugh
10 Under and Over It - Five Finger Death Punch
The Contenders
11 Chop Suey! - System of a Down
12 Paranoid Android - Radiohead
13 The Emperor - Megadeth
14 The Pride - Five Finger Death Punch
In what other song will you hear Disneyland, White House, JFK and Mickey Mouse all together?
15 Chic N' Stu - System of a Down
16 You Suck - Strapping Young Lad
17 When I Was Your Age - Weird Al
18 Hardware Store - Weird Al Yankovic
19 Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic
20 Tattoo - The Who
A funny and simple story about how tattoos "makes you a man" (cleary joking about stereotypes).
21 Gay Bar - Electric Six
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